2011 November - page 5
Nov 17, 2011Football
Missouri Head Coach Gary Pinkel DUI Arrest Photo

Missouri Head Coach Gary Pinkel DUI Arrest Photo

Wait? What? Gary Pinkel drinks? Listen, we used to cover Gary back in the late 1990s and if there was ever a coach we never thought would end up with a police mugshot, it would be Missouri head coach Pinkel. But, the Missouri media is all over his DUI last night. A Boone County sheriff's deputy stopped Pinkel's car on Keene Street in Columbia around 10 p.m. Wednesday for "lane and signal violations." We won't believe he was drunk until the dash-cam video.

Nov 17, 2011
South Park Drops Some Penn State Child Rape Jokes [VIDEO]

South Park Drops Some Penn State Child Rape Jokes [VIDEO]

Who's up for some Penn State rape jokes? South Park! At this point in the Penn State Rape Scandal® it's time for the comedians to weigh in with references to kids, cops, counselors and clowns. Of course South Park was offensive. Of course Penn State fans are pissed. Of course we don't think child rape is funny, yet we 'get' the humor associated with this scene. "Neverland Ranch, a Catholic church or Penn State University?" Your choice, kids. JUMP!

Nov 17, 2011Features
Color Coordinated Chicago Bulls Fan Wants Some Spending Money! [Cuff ‘Em]

Color Coordinated Chicago Bulls Fan Wants Some Spending Money! [Cuff ‘Em]

Houston police are still looking for Bulls Pinstripe Hat Guy after this October gas station robbery. The first suspect remains at large. He is described as a black male, 18-25 years old, approximately 5'9" to 5'10", 160 to 180 pounds. At the time of the offense he was wearing a red and black ball cap, a red sweatshirt, a red bandana covering his face and dark pants. Know homeboy, but you're afraid of ratting on him? We're not: mail@bustedcoverage.com

Nov 17, 2011NFL
Buy A Frozen Garlic Bread, Get A Steelers Terrible Towel Free [Morning Twitpic]

Buy A Frozen Garlic Bread, Get A Steelers Terrible Towel Free [Morning Twitpic]

Pittsburgh resident Bill Hart, @bhart62, last night uploaded this pic from his local grocery store where customers are constantly reminded why their franchise is great. Can't even pick up Mrs. T's Pierogies without having a Terrible Towel in your face. In other news, the dude who wrote 'Itsy Bitsy' Bikini has died. You ladies think we're all perverts today? These assholes were writing bikini tunes in the 50s. Might be time for a remix. Timbaland available? Let's get rolling!

Nov 16, 2011
21 Iconic Sports Mustaches In Honor Of Movember [PHOTOS]

21 Iconic Sports Mustaches In Honor Of Movember [PHOTOS]

From BC Afternoon Editor Monty: The mustache is a great, manly thing. Many great men have sported the lip duster throughout the course of history and the sports world is no different. We may not have them all, but we've definitely got 21 of the most iconic mustaches in the history sports. Marvel in their greatness! In honor of Movember and men everywhere, here's a gallery. Now who wants a mustache ride!? Check it!

Nov 16, 2011Other Sports
Swimsuit Model Chrissy Teigen Has Lots Of ‘Rubs’ For Catfish [TWEETS]

Swimsuit Model Chrissy Teigen Has Lots Of ‘Rubs’ For Catfish [TWEETS]

SI swimsuit model Chrissy Teigen is a gift from God in multiple ways. God gave her that insane rack, the ability to eat shit like cake, ice cream and chips without gaining pounds. And He made her a batshit crazy tweeter. Here is today's item of note: "every time I go to the store, I get filets of catfish. I have endless amounts of "rubs". love cajun. delicious / no carb / satisfying." She's spent the better half of today talking about catfish. Not kidding. Go look. (@chrissyteigen)

Nov 16, 2011Football
Aaron Rodgers Blows Kiss To Skip Bayless On His ESPN Radio Show

Aaron Rodgers Blows Kiss To Skip Bayless On His ESPN Radio Show

You'd never hear an ESPN employee ripping a fellow ESPNer on an ESPN property - ever. So guess what happened this week when Aaron Rodgers sat down for his radio show on 540 ESPN AM in Milwaukee? Rodgers opened up on his feelings towards a certain First Take blowhard (Skip Bayless) who entertains the unemployed & second-shifters. Rodgers won't even say his name. Won't even give him the satisfaction. Won't even go on First Take like Spice Bosh. JUMP!

Nov 16, 2011Other Sports
15 All-Time Greatest Wrestling Heels

15 All-Time Greatest Wrestling Heels

Heels. Some love them, some hate them. Much like the case in the world of sports, wrestlers can be seen...

Nov 16, 2011Features
29 Greatest Heidi Watney Moments In Red Sox History [PHOTOS]

29 Greatest Heidi Watney Moments In Red Sox History [PHOTOS]

The reports, despite Heidi Watney saying differently on Twitter, are that the leggy blonde has covered her final game as Red Sox sideline reporter for NESN. Watney is currently in Australia watching her cousin Nick Watney hit some golf balls. Red Sox Insider Sean McAdam says Watney is headed to Time Warner Laker broadcasts for the '12-13 season. We had the time this afternoon to compile the 29 Greatest Heidi Red Sox Moments. This brings a tear to our eye. JUMP!

Nov 16, 2011Features
Funny Signs, Fuzzy Taco & Flu Shots n’ Beer [Daily WTF]

Funny Signs, Fuzzy Taco & Flu Shots n’ Beer [Daily WTF]

Do you see random sh$% while driving to work and think it needs to be seen by the masses? Does the guy who sits next to you at work look like a tool on a daily basis? Does your dog lick his balls in an odd fashion? Is your neighbor working on some sort of outer space vehicle behind his shed? We want your WTF photos. Email us. mail@bustedcoverage.com

Nov 16, 2011NFL
Houston Hooters Believes In Matt Leinart [TWEETS]

Houston Hooters Believes In Matt Leinart [TWEETS]

Houston Texans TE James Casey stopped at the Stafford, Texas Hooters last night for his radio spot on 610 AM. Upon pulling up, James noticed the billboard had a special message to Matt Leinart and the non-believers. "Hey Leinart, we believe." So simple and effective. In case you didn't hear, Leinart is being given the keys to the AFC South leading Texans due to a possible season-ending injury to Matt Schaub. Relax, Houston. Hooters knows their boy fairly well.

Nov 16, 2011wags
Shannon James Is Hunter Pence’s Playboy Girlfriend [36 PHOTOS]

Shannon James Is Hunter Pence’s Playboy Girlfriend [36 PHOTOS]

This is just the kind of news that'll send the Internet into a feeding frenzy for 2-3 days. We now know that Phillies dork Hunter Pence is dating Playboy Miss May 2007 Shannon James, a Philadelphian. This isn't one of those cases where we're guessing they're dating. James and Pence are dating to the point that they left this morning for a Cabo vacation. Update your WAG lists. Update your Hottest Phillies Wives & Girlfriends lists. Pence hit the hot chick jackpot. JUMP!

Nov 16, 2011NFL
Buy Bill Romanowski’s Tudor Home For $2.5 MM [BC Pad Purveyors]

Buy Bill Romanowski’s Tudor Home For $2.5 MM [BC Pad Purveyors]

Via BC Afternoon Editor Monty: I'll be honest, never thought much of linebacker Bill Romanowski during his playing career. Dick would be a good way to summarize our feelings for him. That doesn't mean we don't like his refurbished Tudor home built in 1921. Even though Romo didn't bother to put in air conditioning (really?) the rest of it is pretty sweet. We've got the details and the photos. It can be yours for just $2.5 million. Check it!

Nov 16, 2011NFL
Old Coot Rams Fan Flashes Piece At Teller, Makes Withdrawal [Cuff ‘Em]

Old Coot Rams Fan Flashes Piece At Teller, Makes Withdrawal [Cuff ‘Em]

Via SignOnSanDiego: The man, believed to be about 60, walked into the U.S. Bank on Balboa Avenue near Genesee Avenue about 9:30 a.m. and walked up to a teller. He lifted his shirt to show a pistol tucked into his waistband, put one hand on the gun and demanded money, the FBI said. The teller handed the robber some cash and he left. Witnesses saw him get into a gray, late-model Mercury. Is this your grandpa? We'll turn him in: mail@bustedcoverage.com

Nov 16, 2011Football
Roll Tide Truck Spotted Filling Up In The Wild [Morning Twitpic]

Roll Tide Truck Spotted Filling Up In The Wild [Morning Twitpic]

Kudos to Holly Davis for having her head on swivel and finding the now infamous Roll Tide Truck parked at the local gas station getting a fill up. You might remember this video where the RTT owner showed off the amusement park on the back of that ride. Best fan truck in all of college sports. Not even a competition. In other news this morning, Jon Stewart went off on Jerry Sandusky last night. The conclusion: Jer is a horrible liar. Let's get rolling!

Nov 15, 2011Other Sports
Memphis Prostitute: Derrick Rose Doesn’t Pay For His Sex [TWEETS]

Memphis Prostitute: Derrick Rose Doesn’t Pay For His Sex [TWEETS]

Via BC Afternoon Editor Monty: Chicago Bulls star Derrick Rose doesn't pay for sex, at least not when you don't charge him up front. Rose allegedly stiffed a prostitute after a meeting in Memphis... or so we learned via Twitter today. You can take this for what it's worth, since we don't really know anything about the person who tweeted the story, other than she learned her whorin' techniques from a white girl. We should all be so lucky. Check it!

Nov 15, 2011wags
We’re Revoking Jimmer Fredette’s Man Card [Photo]

We’re Revoking Jimmer Fredette’s Man Card [Photo]

From BC Afternoon Editor Monty: You'd think an NBA player not named Doug Christie would wear the pants in his relationship. Apparently, we need to think again when it comes to Jimmer Fredette & his WAG Whitney Wonnacott after seeing their Halloween costume. Oh yes, it's coordinated! It's wholesome! And it's also totally unmanly. That's why we're revoking Jimmer's man card until future notice. Check it!

Nov 15, 2011Football
Reggie Bush Fascinated By Butts On Bikes! [TWEETS]

Reggie Bush Fascinated By Butts On Bikes! [TWEETS]

There are times when we suspect Reggie Bush's Twitter account was hacked. An hour ago would be one of those times. Reggie writes: "I don't know what it is about seeing a chick riding a motorcycle really does it for me! Lol! Shout out to all the chicks who ride bikes." Just randomly throws that out there. Our cohorts at Coed Magazine have Reggie covered with 121 Babes On Bikes, but those bikes would be bicycles. Something tells us Reg will still be fascinated.

Nov 15, 2011Other Sports
6 Wrestling Masked Assassins: Unmasked!

6 Wrestling Masked Assassins: Unmasked!

Busted Coverage’s Wrestling Week rolls on as we take a look at Wrestling’s Masked Assassins…Unmasked! Countless members of the wrestling...

Nov 15, 2011Other Sports
Ella Magers In Bikini & Boyfriend ARod Just Dozing Off [PHOTOS]

Ella Magers In Bikini & Boyfriend ARod Just Dozing Off [PHOTOS]

Just when you thought ARod really was just getting exercise advice from stripper pole expert Ella Magers, now comes word that the Cameron Diaz ripoff was on Centaur's Miami palace terrace in her bikini. Cameras, yesterday, caught Magers just destroying the Miami sun with grotesque abs and those funky hip muscle lines. A month ago everyone was saying Ella was just 'working out' ARod. This kinda confirms there is more to the relationship. JUMP!

Nov 15, 2011
Mary Amendola Impregnated At 16 By Jerry Sandusky Lawyer [PHOTO]

Mary Amendola Impregnated At 16 By Jerry Sandusky Lawyer [PHOTO]

You want even more craziness from the Jerry Sandusky case? The lawyer representing Sandusky is Joe Amendola. He's the guy who said he'd let Sandusky supervise his kids. Want something interesting about Amendola? You see that young chick with him at a Second Mile party? Yeah, her name is Mary. Joe knocked her up at 16 as she was working towards an emancipation petition back in 1996. The two are married now. JUMP!

Nov 15, 2011Features
Riding Joe Paterno Statue & Toilet Putt-Putt [Daily WTF]

Riding Joe Paterno Statue & Toilet Putt-Putt [Daily WTF]

Do you see random sh$% while driving to work and think it needs to be seen by the masses? Does the guy who sits next to you at work look like a tool on a daily basis? Does your dog lick his balls in an odd fashion? Is your neighbor working on some sort of outer space vehicle behind his shed? We want your WTF photos. Email us. mail@bustedcoverage.com

Nov 15, 2011Football
Porn Star Diamond Foxxx Promises ‘Gift’ If LaMarr Woodley Gets 15 Sacks

Porn Star Diamond Foxxx Promises ‘Gift’ If LaMarr Woodley Gets 15 Sacks

It's been about a year when we first became acquainted with the MILF-y pornstar named Diamond Foxxx. Two things caught our eye. First, our office spent the better part of a week trying to figure out a total price on the plastic surgery Diamond has gone through. And the other 'thing' was her rabid fanaticism towards the Steelers. She ran this BJ contest and the rest was history. Well, she's back & LaMarr Woodley's sack total is very important. JUMP!

Nov 15, 2011
FSU Chick Arrested After Getting Punchy At Miami Game [VIDEO]

FSU Chick Arrested After Getting Punchy At Miami Game [VIDEO]

Remember when the Miami-Florida State series was all about which side could out thug the other? Miami will barely get bowl eligible this year and Florida State is laboring through a 7-3 season. Back in 2007 we could guarantee numerous keg stand videos from this series. Today we're lucky to get Noles chick throwing a punch at some punk running his/her mouth. The real story here is the row of blondes behind the action. Just watch their reaction to this video. JUMP!

Nov 15, 2011Features
Nats Fan In Sacramento Needs Some Make It Rain Funds [Cuff ‘Em]

Nats Fan In Sacramento Needs Some Make It Rain Funds [Cuff ‘Em]

Via News10 Sacramento: Roseville police and the FBI investigate a robbery at River City Bank that happened on Monday around 11:52 p.m.The robber is described as a black male about 5'8" to 6' tall and heavyset. He was last seen wearing red cap under a black hooded sweatshirt, a black letterman's style jacket with white trim, dark pants and black and white athletic shoes. FINALLY! A Nats fan robbing a bank. A BC first. Crack the case: mail@bustedcoverage.com

Nov 15, 2011NFL
Cheeseheads Have Middle Fingers, Ass Kicking For Jared Allen [Morning Twitpic]

Cheeseheads Have Middle Fingers, Ass Kicking For Jared Allen [Morning Twitpic]

Yet another awesome MNF game for all you diehards who just can't get enough pigskin. Nothing like watching the Packers wiping their asses with the Vikings defense. 45-7. 10 Packers caught passes in the blowout. Rodgers now has 28 TDs and 3 INTs. In other news, Stephen Colbert last night warned parents of the growing vodka tamponing epidemic. If your son seems to be buying tampons at an alarming rate, you now know why. Let's get rolling!

Nov 14, 2011NFL
Bet On WR David Nelson & Kelsi Reich’s Relationship [GAMBLING]

Bet On WR David Nelson & Kelsi Reich’s Relationship [GAMBLING]

BC Afternoon Editor Monty reports: Dallas Cowboys cheerleader Kelsi Reich & Buffalo Bills receiver David Nelson are America's 'it' couple right now. People just can't get enough of their story, so why not capitalize on it by throwing some cash at the situation? Introducing the David Nelson-Kelsi Reich prop bets. Some of them don't make much sense, but that probably won't stop you idiots from betting. Oh, and of course we have plenty of photos of Reich. Check it!

Nov 14, 2011
Rudy Fernandez Being Curled By Serge Ibaka [VIDEO]

Rudy Fernandez Being Curled By Serge Ibaka [VIDEO]

In case you've been stuck at your job and didn't have access to the outside world today, let us be the first media outlet to tell you that the NBAPA rejected David Stern's latest offer. The NBA season is pretty much over. Some of you are devastated. Not us, we'll just start watching more hockey. But basketball will roll on overseas. NBAers Serge Ibaka & Rudy Fernandez are playing in Spain where the workout regimens are kinda strange. Curl me, bro. JUMP!

Nov 14, 2011NFL
Tiki Barber’s Wedding To Traci Lynn Johnson On Hold [PHOTOS]

Tiki Barber’s Wedding To Traci Lynn Johnson On Hold [PHOTOS]

BC Afternoon Editor Monty reports: The wedding is off! At least temporarily. Tiki Barber is going to have to push back his wedding to Traci Lynn Johnson because a divorce from his wife Ginny isn't going to finalized any time soon. The Barbers are arguing over -- you guessed it -- money. Things just aren't going well for Tiki these days. Of course, he still has Johnson and we've got photos of her next to naked. Check it!

Nov 14, 2011Football
Packers TE Jermichael Finley Gets Pre-MNF Pedi From Tamako [TWEETS]

Packers TE Jermichael Finley Gets Pre-MNF Pedi From Tamako [TWEETS]

What were the chances Jermichael Finley would be getting a pre-MNF pedicure this afternoon and his pedi professional would be wearing a Packers shirt? High. Remember, this is Green Bay where even the Asians know how to present themselves on gameday. "Getting a nice pedi before this game tonight.. #YOTT2," Finley wrote this afternoon. Thanks for that J Fin. Now, more importantly, how did 'Tamako' end up scraping toes in Green Bay? That interests us.