2011 November - page 3
Nov 24, 2011Features
Eagles Fan In Coordinated Hat & Gloves Needs Turkey Money [Cuff ‘Em]

Eagles Fan In Coordinated Hat & Gloves Needs Turkey Money [Cuff ‘Em]

Via WPVI: The Haverford Township Police Department is searching for a bank robber who struck Wednesday afternoon. Police say at 3:44 p.m., the suspect entered the Alliance Bank at 500 Township Line Road in Havertown and handed the teller a note demanding currency. The suspect implied that he was armed with a handgun, but none was displayed. Homeboy left, hit a Wegmans and picked up some meal supplies w/side of MD 20/20. Bust him: mail@bustedcoverage.com

Nov 24, 2011Football
Best Georgia Cheerleader Photoshop We’ve Seen In Awhile [Morning Twitpic]

Best Georgia Cheerleader Photoshop We’ve Seen In Awhile [Morning Twitpic]

Remember when New Year's Day used to be the greatest football day of the year. We'll just go out on a limb and say the next 48 hours in football will kick the shit out of New Year's Day. Detroit-Green Bay. Nap time during Mia-Dallas. Up all night with S.F. & Baltimore. And throw in Texas-Texas A&M in for commercial breaks. Then, tomorrow, the networks go nuts with at least 7 TV games that are decent & LSU vs. Arkansas. Gobble, gobble. Let's get rolling!

Nov 23, 2011Other Sports
Jimmer Really Can Dance Like A Black Dude [Video, Photos]

Jimmer Really Can Dance Like A Black Dude [Video, Photos]

Via BC Afternoon Editor Monty: Jimmer Fredette -- he'd probably be playing NBA basketball right now if he could be. Instead, he's playing in charity games &, well, making white people look good! Before a charity game at UC Davis, Isaiah Thomas challenged Jimmer to a dance-off. Turns out, Thomas was a fool. Jimmer breaks it down & not even John Wall -- Mr. Dougie himself -- wants any of it. Check it!

Nov 23, 2011Other Sports
Competitive Drinkers: Darren Jones Drinks 42 Litres Of Diet Coke Per Week!

Competitive Drinkers: Darren Jones Drinks 42 Litres Of Diet Coke Per Week!

Via BC Afternoon Editor Monty: We're not sure if this is a happy story or a sad story, but it's sure as helluva story. You know those assholes who shove hot dogs down their throats and call themselves athletes? Well, if Darren Jones wanted to be an athlete in that sense (we mean a completely bullshit sense), he could be a competitive drinker. Unfortunately, we're not talking about booze. We're talking about Diet Coke. Check it!

Nov 23, 2011Other Sports
Front Row Amy Needs Help With Front Row Wisconsin Basketball Tix

Front Row Amy Needs Help With Front Row Wisconsin Basketball Tix

It's not that Front Row Amy is asking for help to land front row tickets to a Wisconsin basketball game on 12/15 against Savannah St. She's going to the game & tells us she has great seats - just not front row. "But I'll be near the front :)," Amy tells us on Twitter. Listen up all you Wisconsin dorkwads, you make a visit right now to @BrewerGirl823 & offer her a front row seat. This is the Ripken of sports fans. You guys can't possibly let this travesty become reality. JUMP!

Nov 23, 2011Football
Alabama Hospital: Is Your Baby Rooting For Alabama Or Auburn? [PHOTO]

Alabama Hospital: Is Your Baby Rooting For Alabama Or Auburn? [PHOTO]

In our search for all things obscure related to the Auburn vs. Alabama Iron Bowl we came across a questionnaire from an Alabama hospital that wants new parents to tell them what team their newborn son or daughter is rooting for. Of course we've always heard these hospitals are kooky about this rivalry, but now we get to actually see how kooky. Alabama sports writer Brian App's wife popped out a kid recently & this was waiting for him yesterday. JUMP!

Nov 23, 2011
OSU Mirror Lake Jump 2011: This Broad Screaming “F$%^ Michigan” [Video]

OSU Mirror Lake Jump 2011: This Broad Screaming “F$%^ Michigan” [Video]

Of course we've been looking for 2011 OSU Mirror Lake flasher videos because that's what those of you stuck at work on the biggest non-New Year's bar night of the year are hoping for. Sorry, but we can show you this dumb, drunken broad last night who will one day find this video online and start harassing us about "I'm getting a lawyer if you don't take down that video." Um, not us honey. Good luck getting a job in Michigan after this. JUMP!

Nov 23, 2011Features
Dude – Your Short Bus Is On Fire, Rick James Do & AeroCivic [Daily WTF]

Dude – Your Short Bus Is On Fire, Rick James Do & AeroCivic [Daily WTF]

Do you see random sh$% while driving to work and think it needs to be seen by the masses? Does the guy who sits next to you at work look like a tool on a daily basis? Does your dog lick his balls in an odd fashion? Is your neighbor working on some sort of outer space vehicle behind his shed? We want your WTF photos. Email us. mail@bustedcoverage.com

Nov 23, 2011Sportscasters
36 Hot Chicks & Their Favorite Thanksgiving Dishes

36 Hot Chicks & Their Favorite Thanksgiving Dishes

Between the editors at Coed Magazine and Busted Coverage we spent hours yesterday asking hot chicks that are nice enough...

Nov 23, 2011Features
Have You Seen This Texas Longhorns Fan Wanted For Robbery? [Cuff ‘Em]

Have You Seen This Texas Longhorns Fan Wanted For Robbery? [Cuff ‘Em]

Via Hays Free Press: The man stole an undisclosed amount of money from the Austin Telco Federal Credit Union off Cabela’s Drive near Walmart. Witnesses described him as a Hispanic man in his mid-20s or early 30s. He was wearing a white Texas Longhorns baseball cap, gray hoodie, dark sunglasses and white bandana over his face. Focus, BC Nation. Hispanic, UT fan, nowhere Texas. It's a 4-day weekend. Let's get him! mail@bustedcoverage.com

Nov 23, 2011Football
War Damn Eagle To You Too, Homeboys [Morning Twitpic]

War Damn Eagle To You Too, Homeboys [Morning Twitpic]

And Iron Bowl week rolls on with Jake and Too Dope as they smoke cigarettes, a couple bongloads and hammer some MD while anticipating a game their parents have driven into their heads since they were old enough to be pulled off the nipple. Meanwhile, here is Montgomery, Alabama resident Oakley Melton (Alabama fan). Dude has been to every Iron Bowl since 1948. His homeboys keep dying off but Oakley keeps rocking on at 84. One day closer. Let's get rolling!

Nov 22, 2011Football
Ohio U. Bros An ‘O’ Short So They Recruit FUPA Becky

Ohio U. Bros An ‘O’ Short So They Recruit FUPA Becky

Via Screencapper ParadigmShift35: The students of Ohio University are out in full force with ill planned body painting. Just a guess that 'I' is dating 'O' and 'Becky' only got in on tonight's MAC action because 'Keith' promised her a night out in Athens where it's either a football game or smoking meth in a double-wide. So 'Becky' promptly scrounged up her sweet Jordache jeans and slapped an 'O' on that gut. Who's ready for some MAC screencaps? JUMP!

Nov 22, 2011Football
Woooooo! Pig Sooey! Whoop His Ass! Another Arkansas Fan Fight! [Video]

Woooooo! Pig Sooey! Whoop His Ass! Another Arkansas Fan Fight! [Video]

Via BC Afternoon Editor Monty: We know this -- they like to get in fights before Arkansas Razorbacks football games. We brought you a one-punch knockout yesterday, but we've got something even better for you today. Not only does the fight last longer, but it features some top-notch commentary from the man behind the camera, including the epic line, "Woo! Pig Sooey! Kick his ass!" For this and more brilliant analysis, we've got the video right here. Check it!

Nov 22, 2011Other Sports
12 Weirdest NBA Lockout Tweets From Metta World Peace

12 Weirdest NBA Lockout Tweets From Metta World Peace

Via BC Afternoon Editor Monty: Metta World Peace, isn't happy about the NBA lockout. He's more than happy to use Twitter... nonstop, to talk about the lockout, though. As you might assume, a nutjob who changed his name to Metta World Peace actually has some pretty funny stuff to say about the league's labor situation. Whether he's taunting Michael Jordan or David Stern or missing Jack and Denzel, Metta is definitely entertaining. Check it out for yourself!

Nov 22, 2011NFL
Brett Favre Just Killing Mule Deer In Colorado During Retirement [PHOTO]

Brett Favre Just Killing Mule Deer In Colorado During Retirement [PHOTO]

Where was Brett Favre around the time the Houston Texans might have been wanting to give him a call about their QB situation? Oh, just in the middle of nowhere Colorado killing the giant elk you see here. In our ongoing effort to keep track of the Gunslinger for you, we came across this photo of Brett and his kill. 'Tis that time of year when hunters drop wild animals. What else you expect this guy to do during his retirement? Sit at home and text? JUMP!

Nov 22, 2011
Habs-Bruins Fan Fight In The 100 Level! [VIDEO]

Habs-Bruins Fan Fight In The 100 Level! [VIDEO]

Just getting around to this one that JT at 25Stanley.com sent to us overnight. JT's blog is all things Montreal Canadiens so threw in some backstory to what went on last night between Habs and Bruins fan. "Anyway, it happened in the red section (lower level) with about a minute left to play. The refs and Tim Thomas took a look at the fight." Of course they took a look at this rodeo. We have an ass kickin' in progress, boys. Get some! JUMP!

Nov 22, 2011Football
26 Best Ohio State Mirror Lake Drunken Photo Moments

26 Best Ohio State Mirror Lake Drunken Photo Moments

So the logical thinking when the Big Ten went to a bye week and forced the Ohio State0-Michigan game to post-Thanksgiving, was that the annual Mirror Lake Jump would include blizzard conditions and frostbite. Um, it's in the low 50s with torrential downpours in Ohio on this lovely November day. Perfect conditions for tonight's swim, a rite of passage for OSU students who think swimming in a cesspool is a good idea. JUMP!

Nov 22, 2011Features
She Claims Those Boobs Are Real, Hero Hitler In Love & The Flash [Daily WTF]

She Claims Those Boobs Are Real, Hero Hitler In Love & The Flash [Daily WTF]

Do you see random sh$% while driving to work and think it needs to be seen by the masses? Does the guy who sits next to you at work look like a tool on a daily basis? Does your dog lick his balls in an odd fashion? Is your neighbor working on some sort of outer space vehicle behind his shed? We want your WTF photos. Email us. mail@bustedcoverage.com

Nov 22, 2011NFL
@XXXBibiJones Goes On Wild NSFW Twitpic Spree For Gronkowski [TWEETS]

@XXXBibiJones Goes On Wild NSFW Twitpic Spree For Gronkowski [TWEETS]

@XXXBiBiJones had this to say after Rob Gronkowski went in for one of his two TDs last night against the Chiefs: "loving it! (: @RobGronkowski." And then the now infamous porn star went on a wild NSFW (can't-show-you-because-advertisers-would-go-nuts) photo spree to celebrate Gronk's big night. But we can show you the NSFW after the Busted editors spent the better half of this morning making the Bibi Jones collection SFW. BC has you covered this afternoon. JUMP!

Nov 22, 2011Features
Sabres Fan Up In This M&T Bank Looking For Spending Cash [Cuff ‘Em]

Sabres Fan Up In This M&T Bank Looking For Spending Cash [Cuff ‘Em]

Via NBC2 in Buffalo: Investigators say the M&T Bank on Tonawanda Street was robbed just before 3pm. They say a white male entered the bank, handed the teller a note demanding money. The then left the bank with an undisclosed amount of cash. The suspect is described as a white male, about 5'6-5'10, 170lbs, 25-30 years old, and has a beard. He was wearing a white mesh Sabres baseball cap. Get us a bank robber for Thanksgiving. mail@bustedcoverage.com

Nov 22, 2011Football
Bama Fan’s Christmas Decorations Include Hanging Tiger! [Morning Twitpic]

Bama Fan’s Christmas Decorations Include Hanging Tiger! [Morning Twitpic]

That white sign reads, "I Hate Orange and White." It's Thanksgiving Week, but it's also War Eagle/Roll Tide Week. Yesterday we showed you the rednecks who stole an Alabama Crimson Tide flag and flagpole. Now comes this display in Pinson, Al. How big is the Iron Bowl? Fans are already parking their RVs for this one. However, fans aren't allowed to occupy those RVs until Wednesday. Let's get rolling!

Nov 21, 2011NFL
Introducing The Tom Brady Face [PHOTO]

Introducing The Tom Brady Face [PHOTO]

Via Weekend Screencapper ParadigmShift35: You've heard of Peyton Manning Face. You've also laughed at Eli Manning Face. Now we have Tom Brady Face. Dude, even though you have multiple Super Bowl rings, that smokin' hot wife and a giant wad of money, that face is Internet gold. Thanks to whomever skunked the Gatorade. An entire Brady Face cottage industry will be born after tonight. We checked, @TomBradyFace is available. JUMP!

Nov 21, 2011Football
Jerry Sandusky Book On EBay With Creepy “Enjoyed You At Camp” Message

Jerry Sandusky Book On EBay With Creepy “Enjoyed You At Camp” Message

Via BC Afternoon Editor Monty: Just when you think disgraced Jerry Sandusky can't get any creepier, we pull something out of the depths that's makes him just that. The good news -- or bad news depending on your perspective -- is you can own it. We've found a signed copy of Sandusky's book, Touched -- The Jerry Sandusky Story on eBay and wait til you get a load of the hand-written message inside. $120 for this! Check it!

Nov 21, 2011Other Sports
Armed Chris Kaman Gutting Deer, Calls Hater A ‘Douche’ [PHOTOS]

Armed Chris Kaman Gutting Deer, Calls Hater A ‘Douche’ [PHOTOS]

Via BC Afternoon Editor Monty: Clippers big man Chris Kaman got to go deer hunting in his native Michigan for the first time in years. The rifle season opened over the weekend & although Kaman didn't drop any trophy bucks himself, he did document his adventures -- much to the dismay of some of his followers. Kaman didn't seem to care though. He simply called those who didn't agree with him douche. He ended the weekend by gutting a friend's kill. Check it!

Nov 21, 2011wags
27 For Hope Dworaczyk’s 27th: Ex-NBA WAG Getting Old [PHOTOS]

27 For Hope Dworaczyk’s 27th: Ex-NBA WAG Getting Old [PHOTOS]

That's right, Hope Dworaczyk is now 27-years-old. You are allowed to feel old for a minute. You remember her as the ex-girlfriend of Jason Kidd who famously wore a painted Dallas Mavericks jersey over her naked body. It still ranks as one of the most influential moments in NBA history, right up there with Bill Russell dunking on white guys for the first time. Hope is now a businesswoman with an insane lingerie Internet collection. Happy birthday, Hope. JUMP!

Nov 21, 2011Other Sports
Jason Kidd Unloading His Dallas Crash Pad For $1.6MM [BC Pad Purveyors]

Jason Kidd Unloading His Dallas Crash Pad For $1.6MM [BC Pad Purveyors]

Is this Jason Kidd's way of telling Jason Kidd that his days as a Dallas Mavericks PG are over? The Dallas condo goes on the market during the NBA lockout which looks like it's going to deep six the entire season. Kidd turns 39 in March. We're pretty sure this is the sign that homeboy won't be spending very many more nights in his 21st floor Azure condo. $1.6 million gets you Dallas views and a gourmet kitchen. JUMP!

Nov 21, 2011Features
Erin Andrews Uploads Her Dorky Disney World Childhood Photos

Erin Andrews Uploads Her Dorky Disney World Childhood Photos

Ahh, Thanksgiving Week, the time of year when you get super drunk on Wednesday night, pound turkey down your throat on Thursday, get drunk on a Thursday night, sleep until noon on Friday, watch Arkansas vs. LSU in the middle of a Friday afternoon, get super drunk again Friday night and then sleep for 48 hours until Monday. It's also a week for family. Erin Andrews is at home and the family decided to upload pics to EA's Twitter account last night. Fun! JUMP!

Nov 21, 2011NFL
Look, Would You Idiots Just Get Married Already (It’s On – Again)

Look, Would You Idiots Just Get Married Already (It’s On – Again)

Remember last week when BC showed you the numbers proving that Kristin Cavallari banging Cutler - AGAIN - was saving the Bears season? Yeah, well, he's out 6-8 weeks with a broken throwing thumb. Yeah, he needs surgery. OOOPS. Sorry, Bears fan. Kinda jinxed you there didn't we. But there is good news for Cuts-Cavs fans out there. Jay popped the question - AGAIN. Yes, these lovebirds are back on for that dumb wedding plan. JUMP!

Nov 21, 2011Features
Miami Dolphins D-Bags, Philip Rivers Sad Face & Go Pack Go! [Daily WTF]

Miami Dolphins D-Bags, Philip Rivers Sad Face & Go Pack Go! [Daily WTF]

Do you see random sh$% while driving to work and think it needs to be seen by the masses? Does the guy who sits next to you at work look like a tool on a daily basis? Does your dog lick his balls in an odd fashion? Is your neighbor working on some sort of outer space vehicle behind his shed? We want your WTF photos. Email us. mail@bustedcoverage.com

Nov 21, 2011Other Sports
UFC Fighter Cung Le Had His Nose Smashed Saturday Night [PHOTOS]

UFC Fighter Cung Le Had His Nose Smashed Saturday Night [PHOTOS]

Cung Le is way too old to be getting his face smashed in like he had happen Saturday night by Wanderlei Silva in Le's adopted home of San Jose, California. At 39, Le is on the last legs of a fighting career and his nose might not be able to take much more of a pounding than it was given by Silva at UFC 139. Says Le of his fight: "I fought my heart out and I Just want to say thank you for all the support." Dude, it might be time to call it a career so you can still smell the roses. JUMP!