2011 November - page 2
Nov 28, 2011Features
5 Cents A Can Adds Up, Nut Busters & Spelling Fails [Daily WTF]

5 Cents A Can Adds Up, Nut Busters & Spelling Fails [Daily WTF]

You have no idea how stuffed our email gets with random photos of ridiculous ‘stuff’ that really has no immediate home on Busted Coverage. The solution was to hire an editor who will bring you the best of the best from the inbox. Have a photo for this series? Send it in. If it makes the cut, it’ll be published. Full gallery - JUMP!

Nov 28, 2011Football
USC Song Girls 2011 Season Is Over [29 PHOTOS]

USC Song Girls 2011 Season Is Over [29 PHOTOS]

In case you've been living in a cave and didn't realize it, the USC football team played its final game of the 2011 season Saturday and walked away with a 50-0 victory over UCLA. Of course there won't be a BCS bowl or any bowl due to the Reggie Bush scandal that resulted in a two-year bowl ban. In other words, this is the final time you'll see the Song Girls in action until next year's Swim With Mike. One last look at the 2nd best cheerleading unit in college football. JUMP!

Nov 28, 2011NFL
The Art Of Taking A Leak On A Football Sideline [BC Investigation]

The Art Of Taking A Leak On A Football Sideline [BC Investigation]

Yesterday was a watershed moment in the history of taking a leak on a football sideline. Nick Novak was caught...

Nov 28, 2011Football
19 Greatest NSFW Urban Meyer Takes OSU Job Tweets

19 Greatest NSFW Urban Meyer Takes OSU Job Tweets

Remember that one Monday morning when Kim Kardashian announced her divorce from Kris Humphries and everyone attacked her for being a lying bitch? Yeah, well Urban Meyer is getting the Kardashian treatment - mostly from angry Michigan & Florida fans - because he really is the new head coach at Ohio State. You guys really wanted him to show up Luke Fickell during Michigan week? That wasn't happening. Here comes the hate! JUMP!

Nov 28, 2011
‘Forrest Grump’ Breaks Down Tebow’s Miracle Win Over Chargers [VIDEO]

‘Forrest Grump’ Breaks Down Tebow’s Miracle Win Over Chargers [VIDEO]

You guys want a fair and balanced breakdown of yesterday's Broncos-Chargers game? You want a breakdown of Tim Tebow's game, yet can't stand Merril Hoge's hate for Baby Jesus? Well, say hello to our new NFL analyst, Forrest Grump. Just listen to how Forrest dissects Tebow's miracle come from behind 'W' over the Chargers. Suck it, Esiason. Grump tells us he's keeping an eye on Tebow and something tells us he has nothing better to do. JUMP!

Nov 28, 2011Features
Is This Clemson-South Carolina Robber Wearing ‘Cocks Shirt? [Cuff ‘Em]

Is This Clemson-South Carolina Robber Wearing ‘Cocks Shirt? [Cuff ‘Em]

Via South Carolina Patch: A 51-year-old man was arrested after deputies say he robbed four victims at gunpoint during the Carolina-Clemson game Saturday night. Hardwood Williams was charged with four counts of armed robbery. Richland County deputies say Williams pulled a handgun on the four victims around 9 p.m. on Andrews Road as they left the Carolina-Clemson game. Hardwood? Is that really his name, Patch? Might want to check on that.

Nov 28, 2011NFL
Bengalman 420 Is Stoner Mayor Of Section 106, Row 43 [Morning Twitpic]

Bengalman 420 Is Stoner Mayor Of Section 106, Row 43 [Morning Twitpic]

Thanks to Jesse In Ohio for Bengalman. What did we learn yesterday in the NFL? The Steelers have trouble destroying a team that gives them three straight turnovers. Tebow cannot possibly be stopped. And the Colts have pretty much locked up Andrew Luck. Look at this schedule. Luck is all theirs. Up next: the Patriots who are already 21-point favorites. As for your Tebow update, Las Vegas sportsbooks report that fans are starting to gamble on Baby Jesus. Let's get rolling!

Nov 28, 2011Other Sports
Vital Statistics of the $144 Billion Casino Industry [Infographic]

Vital Statistics of the $144 Billion Casino Industry [Infographic]

Gambling has never been bigger. Casinos raking it in to a tune of $144 million this year alone. Gaming companies...

Nov 27, 2011NFL
The Steelers-Chiefs Weirdest Faces Better Than Actual Game [PHOTOS]

The Steelers-Chiefs Weirdest Faces Better Than Actual Game [PHOTOS]

It's Sunday Night Football where the Pittsburgh Steelers are taking on the Kansas City Chiefs. It's obvious that both teams made bets with each other to see who could make the most "DERP" faces during 60 minutes of playing time. Kansas City better keep Ben Roethlisberger away from their girls after the game tonight and keep their defensive lineman close to him. JUMP!

Nov 27, 2011NFL
Nick Novak Relieves Himself On The Field [PHOTO]

Nick Novak Relieves Himself On The Field [PHOTO]

Nick Novak had to relieve himself on the field during the San Diego Chargers and Denver Broncos game and thankfully the cameras caught it. A special hat tip to his teammate he hid his goods with a towel so no one in the stands could see his man parts. Novak missed the game winning Field Goal in Overtime. Obviously relieving himself by the Gatorade cooler did not help his mojo. JUMP!

Nov 27, 2011NFL
What The Hell Is Junior Seau Wearing At Broncos-Chargers Game? [PHOTOS]

What The Hell Is Junior Seau Wearing At Broncos-Chargers Game? [PHOTOS]

John Elway, who was once a Broncos Quarterback, looks onward hoping that "Baby Rhinoceros Tebow Jesus" can lead the Denver Broncos to a comeback against the San Diego Chargers. Junior Seau also got inducted into the Chargers Hall of Hame but WHAT TH HELL IS HE WEARING? JUMP!

Nov 27, 2011NFL
Bills Stevie Johnson Mocks Plaxico Burress For Shooting Himself In Thigh [PHOTOS]

Bills Stevie Johnson Mocks Plaxico Burress For Shooting Himself In Thigh [PHOTOS]

Ryan Fitzpatrick of the Buffalo Bills look to knock off the New York Jets  Plaxico Burress better not shoot his team in the foot for them to pull this off. Ryan Fitzpatrick also won the award for best pornstache in the NFL The mustache may rival that of Ron Swanson from the TV show Parks and Recreation. That is an impressive feat..  JUMP!

Nov 27, 2011Football
Most Excited Cocks Fan In History Of Internet [Morning Twitpic]

Most Excited Cocks Fan In History Of Internet [Morning Twitpic]

Our fellow Coed Media Group editor, Neal at Coed Magazine, sent this one last night as we watched Michigan-Ohio State: The Rivalry on HBO OnDemand. It seems that this chick went absolutely bonkers over some great 'Cocks play in the rivalry game against Clemson. It's now time for you guys to do your thing. Earn your Busted Coverage stripes. Name 'Cocks fan. We want Facebook bikini photos, etc. Inbox should be loaded by tomorrow morning: mail@bustedcoverage.com

Nov 26, 2011Football
All FSU Chick Really Wants For Christmas Is BC’s Kevin The Intern [PHOTOS]

All FSU Chick Really Wants For Christmas Is BC’s Kevin The Intern [PHOTOS]

Via Weekend Screencapper ParadigmShift35: Even though Florida State students can't read they flocked to Ben Hill Griffin Stadium to watch their Seminoles take on the Florida Gators in "The Swamp". "Ghostface" from the Scream series was spotted by the Gator band section and horrendous looking Florida State girl held up a sign asking Santa to beat the Gators. I thought Seminole girls were supposed to be attractive? JUMP!

Nov 26, 2011Football
The Iron Bowl 2011: Now With 100% More Troll Faces [PHOTOS]

The Iron Bowl 2011: Now With 100% More Troll Faces [PHOTOS]

Via Weekend Screencapper ParadigmShift35: Alabama WR Marquis Maze just saw Auburn's punter shank a punt for 18 yards and gave his best "Trollface" ever. The caption should read "U MAD BRO?" Alabama is currently dominating Auburn in the Iron Bowl. Expect to see ALL OF THE SCHAUDENFREUDE. AJ McCarron has already thrown a flea flicker pass. Expect Alabama to unleash the dogs. JUMP!

Nov 26, 2011Football
Brawl Erupts At Ohio State VS. Michigan Game [PHOTOS]

Brawl Erupts At Ohio State VS. Michigan Game [PHOTOS]

Via Weekend Screencapper ParadigmShift35: During what is referred to as "The Game", Ohio State took on Michigan in Ann Arbor. This season Michigan finally put bodies in their seats for this game now that they are actually not absolutely terrible. All of these fans got to witness a some brawl break out between the Ohio State and Michigan players. Michigan fans also dressed up in some crazy attire. You can't blame them, what the hell else is there to do in Michigan?

Nov 26, 2011Football
ESPN GameDay Signs 2011: Auburn Vs. Alabama [PHOTOS]

ESPN GameDay Signs 2011: Auburn Vs. Alabama [PHOTOS]

Via Weekend Screencapper ParadigmShift35: The Iron Bowl is one of the most intense rivalries in all of College Football. However, ESPN confiscated almost 80% of the Auburn fans signs forcing one guys sign to just read "THIS IS A POSTER". Real creative bro. No Alabama insults were left out including the fact that Alabama can't hit a Field Goal if their lives depended on it. JUMP!

Nov 26, 2011Football
The Iron Bowl With Lots Of Emphasis On The Tree Murderer [Morning Twitpic]

The Iron Bowl With Lots Of Emphasis On The Tree Murderer [Morning Twitpic]

Someone tell us Harvey Updyke is in Auburn, Alabama today - please. We want YouTube videos sent our way, etc. It's supposed to be rivalry weekend in college football but you have a 'down' Auburn team about to get steamrolled by Alabama who realizes they're about to play LSU for the national championship without even having to play in the SEC Championship game. Then there is OSU-Michigan. Someone keep track of Meyer mentions. Let's get rolling.

Nov 25, 2011Football
ESPN Sideline Reporter Samantha Steele About To Pass Out [PHOTOS]

ESPN Sideline Reporter Samantha Steele About To Pass Out [PHOTOS]

Via Weekend Screencapper ParadigmShfit35: Dennis Erickson, the head coach of The Arizona State University, is not having a great night against the California Bears this Friday night. Vontaze Burflict is here to take your girl, your touchdowns, your Quarterback down, and probably your soul. Zach Maynard is actually making this a game against the Sun Devils as a former basketball player that can run the ball in the end zone when necessary. JUMP!

Nov 25, 2011Football
Backyard Brawl: Now With More Redbull and Coon Hats [PHOTOS]

Backyard Brawl: Now With More Redbull and Coon Hats [PHOTOS]

Via Weekend Screencapper ParadigmShift35: West Virginia fans flocked to watch their team play against the Panthers. You guessed it, the bro in the uniform is wearing a raccoon piece. Expect every couch in this town to get burned tonight if WVU wins. I'm sure West Virginia will do well after Dana Holgorsen has drank his 8 Red Bulls. Also, if WVU wins, expect Dana to make it to Atlantic City in time to double down on a pair on sixes at a casino tonight. JUMP!

Nov 25, 2011Football
Is Honey Badger Blazed In This Profile Shot During LSU-Arkansas? [PHOTOS]

Is Honey Badger Blazed In This Profile Shot During LSU-Arkansas? [PHOTOS]

Via Weekend Screencapper ParadigmShift35: Tyrann Matthieu is known for his love of his synthetic weed and taking the ball away from your favorite Quarterback. During the CBS intro, it looks as if Tyrann aka "The Honey Badger" packed a bowl of his favorite synthetic "sticky icky" right before his player picture was taken. Let's see if this affects his performance in the "Battle of the Boot" where LSU takes on Arkansas. JUMP!

Nov 25, 2011Football
Anyone Else See This Hyena Jagoff At The Tulsa-Houston Game? [PHOTO]

Anyone Else See This Hyena Jagoff At The Tulsa-Houston Game? [PHOTO]

So we were just flipping it around this afternoon and realized Tulsa and Houston were gettin' it on in some Conference USA action. Seemed interesting since Case Keenum needs a huge day to keep his Heisman hopes alive. And then Tulsa's kicker popped a 51-yarder and the Fox camera panned right to Hyena and those choppers. Just think of the mouthful of turkey this dude pounded yesterday. Just killed half a bird in three bites. Suck it, Kobayashi. JUMP!

Nov 25, 2011Other Sports
Mark Teixeira Doesn’t Do Black Friday Shopping Because….[TWEETS]

Mark Teixeira Doesn’t Do Black Friday Shopping Because….[TWEETS]

Mark Teixeira has either made or is still owed a total of $100,000,000 in his MLB career. He'll make $22.5MM each year for the next five years. So imagine our shock this morning when Mark hit enter on this tweet: "I've never gone shopping on Black Friday and this incident reminds me why..." Tex was referencing today's news that some lady unloaded pepper spray on fellow Black Friday shoppers. That's why? We figured it was that Dolce & Gabbana wasn't running sales?

Nov 25, 2011Girls
Florida State Playmate Amanda Cerny Hasn’t Heard From Brett Favre [PHOTOS]

Florida State Playmate Amanda Cerny Hasn’t Heard From Brett Favre [PHOTOS]

BC Special Projects Editor Joseph Student has the most stressful job of anyone on our staff. He's responsible for asking Playboy Playmates sports-related questions, questions that you guys really want answered, like if Miss October Amanda Cerny "expects naked dick pics from Brett Favre." Cerny is just another hot chick in a long line of Florida State hot chicks. We're smitten. We also find out about how hot chicks party at FSU. Riveting stuff! JUMP!

Nov 25, 2011
This Black Friday Shoplifting Bro Has Face Smashed By Cops [VIDEO]

This Black Friday Shoplifting Bro Has Face Smashed By Cops [VIDEO]

Bob, seriously, you just ruined the floor at that Walmart. What led to this guy who had his face absolutely demolished by 'Buckeye Police' this morning during Black Friday is unclear. The uploader says cops thought he was shoplifting video games. Whatever the case, middle aged dude turned in the bloodiest Black Friday YouTube video we've ever seen. Wait until you see the pool of blood coming from this guy. Happy Holidays, bro. JUMP!

Nov 25, 2011Features
St. Louis Blues Fan Makin’ Demands At US Bank [Cuff ‘Em]

St. Louis Blues Fan Makin’ Demands At US Bank [Cuff ‘Em]

Via STLToday.com: Authorities are looking for a man they believe robbed a US Bank here Monday afternoon. The man is described as a mid-30s white male standing about 6 feet tall wiht a slender build. He was wearing a dark baseball cap, a dark St. Louis Blues hooded sweatshirt and light blue jeans. BC is still 0-for-2011. With 35 days or so left to make things happen, get us St. Louis Blues fan and we'll both have Christmas money. mail@bustedcoverage.com

Nov 25, 2011Features
Yo, Dog What About That 55″ LCD I Waited Since Monday For? [Morning Twitpic]

Yo, Dog What About That 55″ LCD I Waited Since Monday For? [Morning Twitpic]

Great work this morning, ugly Americans. Hope you got all those 'deals' that are so dear to your heart. Meanwhile, we'll be shopping from bed where there aren't people spraying us with pepper spray. What else is new this morning? In Michigan, this guy is working extra hours trying to clear clogged up shitters. No matter how ugly the economy gets, this country will continue to over indulge whether it's with LCDs or turkey breast. Love it. Let's get rolling!

Nov 24, 2011NFL Cheerleaders
Jason Witten Spooning With Cowboys Cheerleader [PHOTOS]

Jason Witten Spooning With Cowboys Cheerleader [PHOTOS]

Via Weekend Screencapper ParadigmShift35: Jason Witten caught a pass from Tony Romo and proceeded to the sidelines where a cheerleader was in his way. Looks as if Witten wasn't just bracing his fall and was trying to grab onto this hot broad. Also, during the National Anthem, A&M fan was more interested in her Twitter account than showing our America some respect during the National Anthem. JUMP!

Nov 24, 2011NFL
Detroit Fan Has Double Middle Finger For Nickleback [PHOTOS]

Detroit Fan Has Double Middle Finger For Nickleback [PHOTOS]

Via Weekend Screencapper ParadigmShift35: Jim Schwartz of the Lions is having the worst Thanksgiving ever and probably an aneurism with his turkey. Even his assistants looked as if they may be taken to the nearest Detroit hospital. To add to all of this frustration, Greg Jennings was in Detroit's end zone "Tebowing". If Detroit wasn't a depressing enough place, the Lions have to go ahead and make it worse for all of their fans. JUMP!

Nov 24, 2011Football
Swagged The $%^ Out Lions Dodge Caravan Headed To The D [PHOTO]

Swagged The $%^ Out Lions Dodge Caravan Headed To The D [PHOTO]

This shot dropped on Lockerz just 29 minutes ago as Dodge Caravan Lions Bro was just cruising towards his final destination of downtown Detroit where we're just about three hours from kickoff. Just look at that pride. The Passion. The paint job. The use of a piece of junk early 90s American minivan. Fans are already deep frying turkeys and enjoying the nice Thanksgiving heat wave. Something keeps telling us today will be special in the D. Very, very special.

Nov 24, 2011NFL
Warren Moon Superfan Ashley Ferrara Has Birthday Gift For HOFer [PHOTOS]

Warren Moon Superfan Ashley Ferrara Has Birthday Gift For HOFer [PHOTOS]

You might remember Ashley Ferrara from earlier this football season when she was kind enough to turn in what is now considered amongst Internet observers as the greatest Oklahoma Sooners superfan photoshoot ever. She went from a relative unknown on Twitter with under 1,500 followers to a following just shy of 3,500 today. Last week we were chatting about football with Ashley & learned an interesting fact - she's a huge fan of Warren Moon. JUMP!

Nov 24, 2011
This Chick Still The Best Turkey Gobbler Of All Time [Video]

This Chick Still The Best Turkey Gobbler Of All Time [Video]

Listen, honey, don't let that dick co-host of yours ruin your dreams of being a legendary turkey gobbler. With over 3mm views, the Busted Coverage team can confirm that you are still the turkey gobbler queen. And that is in only 11 months on YouTube. We seem to remember watching this like seven months ago but it's so much better on the day when we celebrate that giant bird cooked to perfection on our table. Gobble, gobble! JUMP!