Just Your Ordinary 5-Foot-4 Phillies Fan Robbing A Wells Fargo [Cuff 'Em]
The Philly Inquirer reported yesterday: The FBI is searching for a bank robber who wore a Phillies cap as he held up the Society Hill branch of Wells Fargo this morning. The suspect is described as 5-foot-4, with a thin to medium build, and clean shaved. He wore a black jacket and a red Phillies ball cap. Gee, this should be an easy case to crack. Let’s see, Phillies fan, 5-4, looks kinda white to maybe Latino. Yep, we expect this one to be solved in days.