Someone tell us Harvey Updyke is in Auburn, Alabama today – please. We want YouTube videos sent our way, etc. It’s supposed to be rivalry weekend in college football but you have a ‘down’ Auburn team about to get steamrolled by Alabama who realizes they’re about to play LSU for the national championship without even having to play in the SEC Championship game. Then there is OSU-Michigan. Someone keep track of Meyer mentions. Let’s get rolling.