Mark Teixeira has either made or is still owed a total of $100,000,000 in his MLB career. He’ll make $22.5MM each year for the next five years. So imagine our shock this morning when Mark hit enter on this tweet: “I’ve never gone shopping on Black Friday and this incident reminds me why…” Tex was referencing today’s news that some lady unloaded pepper spray on fellow Black Friday shoppers. That’s why? We figured it was that Dolce & Gabbana wasn’t running sales?