Conn. Football Coach Gives Players Porn Password, Is Suspended!

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An assistant high school football coach in Westport, Connecticut has been suspended for allegedly giving his username and password to a porn site to several freshmen on the team.

Police are investigating and, more importantly, the coach’s identity and the site in question have not been disclosed. School officials are being tight lipped about the situation — the local news team couldn’t get anyone from Staples High School on camera.

Instead, they flagged down some dude at a gas station who used to play football at Staples. He had these words of wisdom.

“I’m just kind of shocked that he would be dumb enough to do that and risk his job,” said Chris Larkins.

Indeed. The coach, who was narked out to faculty by a kid who overheard him giving out the password, has been has been prohibited from contacting students or players.

Other students have taken the moral road.

“I mean in light of what just happened with Penn State I’m not entirely surprised, it’s a little shocking that it would happen at a high school level,” said Julian Clarke, who attends Staples “but I just don’t think it’s appropriate what happened.”

The Penn State comparison is a little — scratch that — completely extreme, but young Julian is right. It’s probably not appropriate. Every young man should discover porn on his own time and we’re sure no one does that before they turn 18, so they certainly shouldn’t be given access to a porn site by a football coach.

Perhaps more surprising, is the accused actually whipped out his credit card and paid for online porn. Who does that anymore? Do you have any DVDs you want to trade?

Anyway, we’re almost 100 percent sure the parents in Westport are tripping the f%^& out. To give you an idea of the sort of community we’re looking at, consider this — Westport is the second wealthiest town in the state of Connecticut.

We bet a few freshmen are getting their BMWs taken away.

Do you know the coach who gave away the password? One of you has his Facebook account. Let’s make an example out of this guy. America won’t stand for porn passwords being leaked!

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