If you play in the NBA, now is probably a good time to try to unload your garish mansion. There’s no end to the lockout in sight and that gigantic, three-story oceanfront home isn’t going to pay for itself.
So why not take advantage of Miami Heat forward Mike Miller’s misfortune and grab his sweet Miami pad for the tidy sum of $9 million?
Okay, fine, the view is intercoastal, which isn’t exactly the same as an ocean view, but the rest of the place is pretty sweet. And hell, if you can afford this joint, you can dock your yacht right in front and take the short sail to the ocean anyway… because you can afford a yacht!
Just do the math first. Miller signed a five-year, $25 million deal prior to last season, so you better be making a similar yearly salary. Oh, and you better not be dealing with a labor stoppage either.
Mike Miller house details:
- 6 bedrooms
- 10 bathrooms
- 9,968 square feet
- 3 stories
- 4-car garage
- Hair salon
- Heated, in-ground pool
- Swim-up bar
- 2 master bedrooms
- vaulted ceilings
- also has elevator, media room and a maid’s room
Oh, and Miller paid only $5.4 million for the home, so he stands to make a nice profit. Feel free to negotiate!