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Alabama Nose Picker: Name Him, NOW! [VIDEO]

November 6, 2011     Posted in Featured Strip, Video


By Jay Koot

We’re building a giant list of potential 2011-12 bowl game guest pickers and demand one of you name Bama’s Chopstick Picker. We want Facebook, Twitter, LinkedIn, etc. Our intel experts say he’s a freshman. Looks to be an IT student. Hangs out with other freshman chicks named Abby and Keri.

CBS was having trouble with its cut-aways during the 1st half but all that changed during OT when “Chopstick Picker” was on his game.

Posted: Last night

Premise of Video: “Chopstick Picker” has one of those ‘must come out now’ boogers just logged up there really good. He then deploys the two-finger system to work it loose. Abby and Keri are oblivious to CBS cameras but soon heard about Chopstick thanks to the dozens of texts from friends and family.

Climax of Video: We’ve got nose entry.

Conclusion: One of you knows “Chopstick.” Turn him in. mail@bustedcoverage.com

Comments

2 Responses to “Alabama Nose Picker: Name Him, NOW! [VIDEO]”
  1. Pride to be a raider says:
    November 7, 2011 at 9:32 am

    His name is taylor jackson, he went to rider high school

    Reply
  2. Proud to be a raider says:
    November 7, 2011 at 9:36 am

    His name is taylor jackson,he went to rider high school

    Reply

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