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Fred Couples may not be what he used to on the golf course these days, but he seems to be doing alright on the real estate market. Couples is putting his La Quinta, California villa on the market only two years after he bought it. Oh, and he stands to make more than $1 million on the sale. If you don't mind living in the desert with a bunch of old celebrities, then this place is for you! Hell, it has an outdoor shower.
Alexander Ovechkin may not be doing much on the ice, but he's been doing plenty off it. The Washington Capitals forward unveiled his new girlfriend on Wednesday and... drumroll please... she's Russian tennis player Maria Kirilenko! And just in case you thought otherwise, let us assure you -- not only do we have the rundown on Ovechkin and Kirilenko, we've also got a boomin' gallery of Ovi's new prize. Check it!
Adriana Lima was in last night's 2011 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show so she needed to make the media rounds yesterday in New York. The normal media crap. That meant she had to wear something ridiculous. Check. However, her stop at Fox News studios was anything but routine for the WAG who's supporting her deadbeat husband Marko Jaric. Just look at crazy autograph seeker rocking 'The Boss' hat. She totally turns her back on The Boss. Wrong move. JUMP!
It's the last day of Movember so naturally it's time to check in with those men who've been growing a 'stache to raise awareness for men's health. Matt Hasselbeck was kind enough - via Twitter - to share his creepy hat/'stache combo. And we'd be doing you guys a giant disservice to end this post without showing what Jim Cantore looked like this morning before getting that curtain shaved off. Sorry, ladies, mustache rides are over as of midnight.
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It's the Craig's List ad that is causing SEC fans in the Twitter-verse to choke. Imagine the thought of the Big Ten needing seat fillers to make Saturday's Nebraska-Michigan State game look filled on national TV. Imagine what it would look like for the Big Ten championship to be played in front of thousands of empty seats. If you believe this Craig's List ad, someone is trying to fill seats in Indy. $75 to sit in a seat? That's what we're being told. JUMP!
Imagine that you're a chocolate lab puppy, 7 weeks old and there are these strange people that start visiting you and talking money with your birth parents. Then, a strange accent cascades down on your cute, floppy ears. Seems Russian. The woman sounds very sweet, caring. Of course you want her to take you home. She's playing with your brother Shorty. Ahh, but Shorty takes a leak on her foot and suddenly you're the last male to choose. Jackpot. Meet your new mommy.
It must be tough to be Paulina Gretzky -- you're gorgeous, the daughter of Hollywood (and Canadian) royalty, and you're rich. Unfortunately, being Wayne Gretzky's daughter also has its drawbacks, too. Like when dad tells you to shut down your Twitter and Facebook accounts because weird dudes on the Internet are staring at your half-naked body. Yeah, that sucks. Fortunately for you weird dudes, we already collected a bunch of pics of Paulina's half-naked body. Sorry, Wayne!
Ahh, nothing like Wednesday morning with Bills Chick Fan spitting on a Jets fan to get you guys all fired up. Just look at Vinny from Queens still wearing his sunglasses and talking $&*@ with Bills chick over something obviously stupid. And then it happens. Bills chick comes in with the instigator spitting and it's on. Of course Vinny isn't going to be disrespected like that by some piece of western NY trash. It's go time, beeeotch. JUMP!
The Philly Inquirer reported yesterday: The FBI is searching for a bank robber who wore a Phillies cap as he held up the Society Hill branch of Wells Fargo this morning. The suspect is described as 5-foot-4, with a thin to medium build, and clean shaved. He wore a black jacket and a red Phillies ball cap. Gee, this should be an easy case to crack. Let's see, Phillies fan, 5-4, looks kinda white to maybe Latino. Yep, we expect this one to be solved in days.
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Remember how Don King used to promote fights in which he was the promoter for both boxers? Remember how Don would always end up with a smile from ear to ear and in the corner of the winner? Yeah, well that's Dick Vitale. Just look at him slurping on OSU's big man, Jared Sullinger, after last night's destruction of Duke. Look at the box score. Duke had nothing on the inside. Dickie is cheating on his Dookies & he's not the least bit shameful. Let's get rolling!
Is this 2011 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show the least bit sports related? Not really unless you consider that Lily Aldridge was on the CBS NFL Today show Sunday flaunting her chest in Dan Marino's face. No matter, we've ordered the new hire, paradigmshift35, to stick his face in a computer and screencap like a madman. This is really like a public service to all of you who might work 2nd & 3rd shift who don't have a DVR. We're here for you. Men looking out for men. JUMP!
For some strange reason we wondered this afternoon what Bruce Pearl has been up to now that he's no longer a college basketball coach. One search led to Bruce's wife, which then led to the Twitter account of Bruce's busty daughter Jacqui who seems to have a great sense of humor. Imagine the grin on our faces after discovering that 'He loves it in the ass,' shirt in her Twitpics. Brilliant! Of course it was perfect time to point that finger at Bruce. Had to. Sorry, chief.
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Washington Wizards forward Rashard Lewis is about to take a bath on his Florida man lair. The pad is on the market for $500,000 less than he paid for it, but hey, the dude probably needs the money. He's been locked out by the league and rumor has it, when the NBA offseason finally begins he's going to get axed by the Wizards, who can take advantage of a stipulation in the new collective bargaining agreement to wipe his salary off the books. Time to unload! Check it!
"Bro, look at this sweet shirt I got for Halloween next year. Totally going as Jerry Sandusky, the football camp counselor." Want one of these shirts floating around on eBay? They're going to cost you some serious coin. Ever paid $100 for a short sleeve t-shirt? Not even during the Ed Hardy craze? If you want the authentic Sandusky Football Camp shirt worn by campers in 2006, you're gonna have to bend over. JUMP!
Via Friends of the Program who know Oxford, Mississippi and have sources in each dining spot. Taken on the Square in Oxford today…Archie Manning taking in an important business lunch at Ajax (if he didn’t order the vegetable plate then I have no confidence in his decision making) with the leading candidate for the Ole Miss head football coaching position. Hmm, he's not needy like we always assumed. Also looks like a sweet tea & water guy. Green beans?
Nearly two weeks ago we celebrated the first-ever Busted Coverage Wrestling Week and it didn't take long for you idiots to start complaining about our WWE Diva post. Jeff in Casper, Wyoming (didn't know we had readers in Wy) wrote: "Great...I click thru 19 times 'n only see one pic of each chick. WTF?" Well, Jeff, it just happens that the editors, being the good guys we are, went searching for something to make you happy. This should help. JUMP!
Of course our friends at Rick's Cabaret are going through with this Stripper Basketball League plan that was announced a few weeks ago when the NBA was still locked out. And they've even pulled a major name in the basketball world to be head coach of the Rick's New York franchise. None other than Spud Webb has agreed to lend his basketball expertise to strippers who are used to posting up on poles instead of opponents. This should be interesting. JUMP!
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Imagine our surprise when doing our weekly Brett Favre photo searches and finding the ol' Gunslinger posing for a pic in the gift section of a Cracker Barrel in Fort Payne, Alabama. Yeah, so friggin' random, right? That photo is from Black Friday. Favre was on his way home from Tennessee. What was he doing in Tennessee, you ask? Secret workout for the Houston Texans? Looking for a job with the Titans? Nope, just vacationing in Gatlinburg. Seriously. JUMP!
For those of you who might not know, the infamous Baja 1000 race was held a couple weeks ago in Ensenada, Mexico where crazy, drunken locals went to extremes to view the rally car action. Take Manuel, the dude you see in the hole trying to snap a photo. He obviously doesn't have much to live for, hence the decision to throw himself in front of a speeding rally car. Um, not once, but twice! This bro is our new Mexican hero. So long Jose Cuervo! JUMP!
Ahh, rivalry weekend in college football. A time when old friends can get together in Florida and turn in one helluva police report complete with a black-white tandem lighting up Florida fan and the black dude then - allegedly - curb stomping the Gators fan. Did we mention that the Gators fan was kinda looking for an ass whoopin'? But, in the end, it was Florida State fans going to jail with 3rd degree felony raps. JUMP!
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Yes, that looks like a War Eagle (via @Beezy1000). React accordingly, Auburn fan. Of course the Bama media didn't waste much time asking Nick Saban yesterday about the BCS Championship. "The whole thing should be based on who are the best two teams," Saban said. "Isn't that what it's supposed to be? If it's not on that, then it doesn't matter whether we played before or that we are in the same conference." Suck on that, BCS Media. Let's get rolling!
Eli Manning and the New York Giants are taking on the New Orleans Saints where Eli provided the classic "Manning Face" after throwing an interception to the Saints. At 5 foot 6, Darren Sproles used his smurf back status to rip through the Giants defense with a vengeance. Drew "Breesus" looked as immaculate as usual throwing towards one of the best tight ends in the nation named Jimmy Graham. Note to the Giants: You may want to cover him. JUMP!
We understand that sports collectibles are big business, but what exactly do you do with someone's sweaty gym shoes? I guess that's for people with a lot of money to throw around to figure out. You can now own a pair of autographed Air Jordans worn by Mike himself in the 1985 NBA All-Star game. It wasn't the greatest all-star game Jordan ever had, but someone is still ready to drop more than $6,000 on them. Here's the rundown. Now get out there and throw some money around! JUMP!
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Here's a sordid saga. After Cowboys cheerleader Melissa Kellerman was run over by tight end Jason Witten in last Thursday's game she sent out a couple tweets. Then her Twitter account mysteriously disappeared. Some suggested the Cowboys made her pull the account. Suddenly it appeared again this morning. The strange Kellerman Twitter account mystery and bikini photos. Check it!
You want to know why it must suck for Kurt Warner to live in this insane Arizona contemporary house with over 11,000 square feet and more swimming holes than the Florida Keys? Because he can't throw massive keggers and have bikini chicks frolicking on his patio. Remember, dude is a Bible thumper. So, with religion tying him down, it's time to sell this pad for $5,000,000. And, as a bonus, the realtor got the house its own special on HGTV! JUMP!
This year's Egg Bowl (Ole Miss-Mississippi St.) wasn't exactly on the radar of the mainstream media so it makes sense that an f-bomb cleated into the MSU end zone was missed until today. Cow poke fans on Twitter claim that Ole Miss TE Jamal Mosley is responsible for that f-bomb you see in the pound sign that was painted especially for the 2011 Egg Bowl. Guys, this is the greatest non-frat prank in rivalry weekend history. F-bombing an end zone! Clutch! JUMP!
Today's your lucky day, gentlemen! Skier and all-around hottie Lindsey Vonn is getting divorced from her husband of four years. Soon, she'll be back on the market and ripe for the pickin'! Or, at least we think she'll be ripe for the pickin'. So what happened to this match made in skiing heaven? Not many details have emerged, but here's what we know. And, as a refresher, here are some photos to remind you what Vonn looks like. Check it!
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In case you've been living in a cave and didn't realize it, the USC football team played its final game of the 2011 season Saturday and walked away with a 50-0 victory over UCLA. Of course there won't be a BCS bowl or any bowl due to the Reggie Bush scandal that resulted in a two-year bowl ban. In other words, this is the final time you'll see the Song Girls in action until next year's Swim With Mike. One last look at the 2nd best cheerleading unit in college football. JUMP!
Yesterday was a watershed moment in the history of taking a leak on a football sideline. Nick Novak was caught...
Remember that one Monday morning when Kim Kardashian announced her divorce from Kris Humphries and everyone attacked her for being a lying bitch? Yeah, well Urban Meyer is getting the Kardashian treatment - mostly from angry Michigan & Florida fans - because he really is the new head coach at Ohio State. You guys really wanted him to show up Luke Fickell during Michigan week? That wasn't happening. Here comes the hate! JUMP!
You guys want a fair and balanced breakdown of yesterday's Broncos-Chargers game? You want a breakdown of Tim Tebow's game, yet can't stand Merril Hoge's hate for Baby Jesus? Well, say hello to our new NFL analyst, Forrest Grump. Just listen to how Forrest dissects Tebow's miracle come from behind 'W' over the Chargers. Suck it, Esiason. Grump tells us he's keeping an eye on Tebow and something tells us he has nothing better to do. JUMP!
Via South Carolina Patch: A 51-year-old man was arrested after deputies say he robbed four victims at gunpoint during the Carolina-Clemson game Saturday night. Hardwood Williams was charged with four counts of armed robbery. Richland County deputies say Williams pulled a handgun on the four victims around 9 p.m. on Andrews Road as they left the Carolina-Clemson game. Hardwood? Is that really his name, Patch? Might want to check on that.
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Thanks to Jesse In Ohio for Bengalman. What did we learn yesterday in the NFL? The Steelers have trouble destroying a team that gives them three straight turnovers. Tebow cannot possibly be stopped. And the Colts have pretty much locked up Andrew Luck. Look at this schedule. Luck is all theirs. Up next: the Patriots who are already 21-point favorites. As for your Tebow update, Las Vegas sportsbooks report that fans are starting to gamble on Baby Jesus. Let's get rolling!
Gambling has never been bigger. Casinos raking it in to a tune of $144 million this year alone. Gaming companies...
It's Sunday Night Football where the Pittsburgh Steelers are taking on the Kansas City Chiefs. It's obvious that both teams made bets with each other to see who could make the most "DERP" faces during 60 minutes of playing time. Kansas City better keep Ben Roethlisberger away from their girls after the game tonight and keep their defensive lineman close to him. JUMP!
Nick Novak had to relieve himself on the field during the San Diego Chargers and Denver Broncos game and thankfully the cameras caught it. A special hat tip to his teammate he hid his goods with a towel so no one in the stands could see his man parts. Novak missed the game winning Field Goal in Overtime. Obviously relieving himself by the Gatorade cooler did not help his mojo. JUMP!
John Elway, who was once a Broncos Quarterback, looks onward hoping that "Baby Rhinoceros Tebow Jesus" can lead the Denver Broncos to a comeback against the San Diego Chargers. Junior Seau also got inducted into the Chargers Hall of Hame but WHAT TH HELL IS HE WEARING? JUMP!
Ryan Fitzpatrick of the Buffalo Bills look to knock off the New York Jets Plaxico Burress better not shoot his team in the foot for them to pull this off. Ryan Fitzpatrick also won the award for best pornstache in the NFL The mustache may rival that of Ron Swanson from the TV show Parks and Recreation. That is an impressive feat.. JUMP!
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Our fellow Coed Media Group editor, Neal at Coed Magazine, sent this one last night as we watched Michigan-Ohio State: The Rivalry on HBO OnDemand. It seems that this chick went absolutely bonkers over some great 'Cocks play in the rivalry game against Clemson. It's now time for you guys to do your thing. Earn your Busted Coverage stripes. Name 'Cocks fan. We want Facebook bikini photos, etc. Inbox should be loaded by tomorrow morning: firstname.lastname@example.org
Via Weekend Screencapper ParadigmShift35: Even though Florida State students can't read they flocked to Ben Hill Griffin Stadium to watch their Seminoles take on the Florida Gators in "The Swamp". "Ghostface" from the Scream series was spotted by the Gator band section and horrendous looking Florida State girl held up a sign asking Santa to beat the Gators. I thought Seminole girls were supposed to be attractive? JUMP!
Via Weekend Screencapper ParadigmShift35: Alabama WR Marquis Maze just saw Auburn's punter shank a punt for 18 yards and gave his best "Trollface" ever. The caption should read "U MAD BRO?" Alabama is currently dominating Auburn in the Iron Bowl. Expect to see ALL OF THE SCHAUDENFREUDE. AJ McCarron has already thrown a flea flicker pass. Expect Alabama to unleash the dogs. JUMP!
Via Weekend Screencapper ParadigmShift35: During what is referred to as "The Game", Ohio State took on Michigan in Ann Arbor. This season Michigan finally put bodies in their seats for this game now that they are actually not absolutely terrible. All of these fans got to witness a some brawl break out between the Ohio State and Michigan players. Michigan fans also dressed up in some crazy attire. You can't blame them, what the hell else is there to do in Michigan?
Via Weekend Screencapper ParadigmShift35: The Iron Bowl is one of the most intense rivalries in all of College Football. However, ESPN confiscated almost 80% of the Auburn fans signs forcing one guys sign to just read "THIS IS A POSTER". Real creative bro. No Alabama insults were left out including the fact that Alabama can't hit a Field Goal if their lives depended on it. JUMP!
Someone tell us Harvey Updyke is in Auburn, Alabama today - please. We want YouTube videos sent our way, etc. It's supposed to be rivalry weekend in college football but you have a 'down' Auburn team about to get steamrolled by Alabama who realizes they're about to play LSU for the national championship without even having to play in the SEC Championship game. Then there is OSU-Michigan. Someone keep track of Meyer mentions. Let's get rolling.
Via Weekend Screencapper ParadigmShfit35: Dennis Erickson, the head coach of The Arizona State University, is not having a great night against the California Bears this Friday night. Vontaze Burflict is here to take your girl, your touchdowns, your Quarterback down, and probably your soul. Zach Maynard is actually making this a game against the Sun Devils as a former basketball player that can run the ball in the end zone when necessary. JUMP!
Via Weekend Screencapper ParadigmShift35: West Virginia fans flocked to watch their team play against the Panthers. You guessed it, the bro in the uniform is wearing a raccoon piece. Expect every couch in this town to get burned tonight if WVU wins. I'm sure West Virginia will do well after Dana Holgorsen has drank his 8 Red Bulls. Also, if WVU wins, expect Dana to make it to Atlantic City in time to double down on a pair on sixes at a casino tonight. JUMP!
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Via Weekend Screencapper ParadigmShift35: Tyrann Matthieu is known for his love of his synthetic weed and taking the ball away from your favorite Quarterback. During the CBS intro, it looks as if Tyrann aka "The Honey Badger" packed a bowl of his favorite synthetic "sticky icky" right before his player picture was taken. Let's see if this affects his performance in the "Battle of the Boot" where LSU takes on Arkansas. JUMP!
So we were just flipping it around this afternoon and realized Tulsa and Houston were gettin' it on in some Conference USA action. Seemed interesting since Case Keenum needs a huge day to keep his Heisman hopes alive. And then Tulsa's kicker popped a 51-yarder and the Fox camera panned right to Hyena and those choppers. Just think of the mouthful of turkey this dude pounded yesterday. Just killed half a bird in three bites. Suck it, Kobayashi. JUMP!
Mark Teixeira has either made or is still owed a total of $100,000,000 in his MLB career. He'll make $22.5MM each year for the next five years. So imagine our shock this morning when Mark hit enter on this tweet: "I've never gone shopping on Black Friday and this incident reminds me why..." Tex was referencing today's news that some lady unloaded pepper spray on fellow Black Friday shoppers. That's why? We figured it was that Dolce & Gabbana wasn't running sales?
BC Special Projects Editor Joseph Student has the most stressful job of anyone on our staff. He's responsible for asking Playboy Playmates sports-related questions, questions that you guys really want answered, like if Miss October Amanda Cerny "expects naked dick pics from Brett Favre." Cerny is just another hot chick in a long line of Florida State hot chicks. We're smitten. We also find out about how hot chicks party at FSU. Riveting stuff! JUMP!
Bob, seriously, you just ruined the floor at that Walmart. What led to this guy who had his face absolutely demolished by 'Buckeye Police' this morning during Black Friday is unclear. The uploader says cops thought he was shoplifting video games. Whatever the case, middle aged dude turned in the bloodiest Black Friday YouTube video we've ever seen. Wait until you see the pool of blood coming from this guy. Happy Holidays, bro. JUMP!
Via STLToday.com: Authorities are looking for a man they believe robbed a US Bank here Monday afternoon. The man is described as a mid-30s white male standing about 6 feet tall wiht a slender build. He was wearing a dark baseball cap, a dark St. Louis Blues hooded sweatshirt and light blue jeans. BC is still 0-for-2011. With 35 days or so left to make things happen, get us St. Louis Blues fan and we'll both have Christmas money. email@example.com
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Great work this morning, ugly Americans. Hope you got all those 'deals' that are so dear to your heart. Meanwhile, we'll be shopping from bed where there aren't people spraying us with pepper spray. What else is new this morning? In Michigan, this guy is working extra hours trying to clear clogged up shitters. No matter how ugly the economy gets, this country will continue to over indulge whether it's with LCDs or turkey breast. Love it. Let's get rolling!
Via Weekend Screencapper ParadigmShift35: Jason Witten caught a pass from Tony Romo and proceeded to the sidelines where a cheerleader was in his way. Looks as if Witten wasn't just bracing his fall and was trying to grab onto this hot broad. Also, during the National Anthem, A&M fan was more interested in her Twitter account than showing our America some respect during the National Anthem. JUMP!
Via Weekend Screencapper ParadigmShift35: Jim Schwartz of the Lions is having the worst Thanksgiving ever and probably an aneurism with his turkey. Even his assistants looked as if they may be taken to the nearest Detroit hospital. To add to all of this frustration, Greg Jennings was in Detroit's end zone "Tebowing". If Detroit wasn't a depressing enough place, the Lions have to go ahead and make it worse for all of their fans. JUMP!
This shot dropped on Lockerz just 29 minutes ago as Dodge Caravan Lions Bro was just cruising towards his final destination of downtown Detroit where we're just about three hours from kickoff. Just look at that pride. The Passion. The paint job. The use of a piece of junk early 90s American minivan. Fans are already deep frying turkeys and enjoying the nice Thanksgiving heat wave. Something keeps telling us today will be special in the D. Very, very special.
You might remember Ashley Ferrara from earlier this football season when she was kind enough to turn in what is now considered amongst Internet observers as the greatest Oklahoma Sooners superfan photoshoot ever. She went from a relative unknown on Twitter with under 1,500 followers to a following just shy of 3,500 today. Last week we were chatting about football with Ashley & learned an interesting fact - she's a huge fan of Warren Moon. JUMP!
Listen, honey, don't let that dick co-host of yours ruin your dreams of being a legendary turkey gobbler. With over 3mm views, the Busted Coverage team can confirm that you are still the turkey gobbler queen. And that is in only 11 months on YouTube. We seem to remember watching this like seven months ago but it's so much better on the day when we celebrate that giant bird cooked to perfection on our table. Gobble, gobble! JUMP!