Chicago Bears receiver Devin Hester got slapped in the back of his head in a casino in suburban Chicago by a gentleman named Dan Rago. The odd thing about the situation is Rago is seemingly a Chicago sports fan, which made us wonder, why would Rago slap a dude who scored two touchdowns against the Vikings this past Sunday? We break down the possibilities for you. Check 'em and tell us if you agree!
Busted Coverage Afternoon Dump Editor Kevin The Intern sent this one over and said, "Isn't this on your bucket list?" A 90-year-old former Texas Tech cheerleader? You pig! Damn near just pulled the trigger and fired his ass on the spot. No reasoning, just a simple 'Your WordPress account has been deleted' email. But cooler heads prevailed and the thought crossed our mind that this must be what Poon of the Big 12 will one day look like one of these days. JUMP!
• The sexy girls of Charlie Angel's need a new TV home • Amber Heard is looking gorgeous as usual • Homeless man: Jennifer Aniston ruined my life • Tan lines never looked so hot • Brittney Palmer is my new favorite UFC Ring Girl • Miranda Kerr gets down and dirty for Rag & Bone • Ashlee Simpson is no longer the ugly little sister • Katarina Ivanovska will always stay chipper
Well, if you are a Raiders fan & worried about Carson Palmer being in playing shape, we're here to show you that homeboy hasn't just been slamming beers & not working out. The jaw structure is looking firm, unlike his final days with the Bengals. Maybe it's the camera angle. Anyway, the Bengals set themselves up to destroy NFL drafts for the next couple years. If you are a doper, drunk or maniac, be ready. The Bungwads have some extra powder. (via @Vavalium)
Kate Upton is 19. Keep reminding yourself of that. 19. Like, born in 1992. Anyway, Kate and a friend, fellow model Lizzy Glynn, took a stretched Hummer to MetLife for last night's Dolphins-Jets game. Look, there is plenty of sh$% in life that's unfair and not being in that Hummer is one of the biggest kick in the balls we've had to endure. Of course nothing major happened in the Hummer. Just two models rolling around NYC and through the Lincoln Tunnel. JUMP!
This just came down on Twitter like 40 minutes ago from Vikings WR Bernard Berrian: That nasty moment when you thought you grabbed enough t.p. and brown spots magically appear on your fingers. Lmao!! A deuce is about all Berrian's hands have been on this year, magically coming down with only 7 catches for 91 yards in '11. Dude's just having fun on Twitter, you say? You think 7th place in an 8-man fantasy league is a joke? We're not laughing. (@B_Twice)
There is an annual tradition in the SEC where an Alabama fan comes out of nowhere to become the YouTube mouthpiece for Roll Tide Nation. 'Cowboy' was the original, f-bombing redneck that drove bloggers nuts a couple years ago. But he has slowed down with age & kids. But have no fear, Bama Fan, you now have MegaSkeet420 to keep you entertained between Nick Saban press conferences. Skeet actually lives in a trailer & only wears Crimson Tide clothing. JUMP!
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As you might know by know, Busted Coverage spent a few weeks on the road this fall attending some of the biggest college football games with Quinn the AXE mannequin and our cohorts at COED Magazine. We made it to four ESPN GameDay stops and knocked off dozens of bucket list items. There were pictures with Erin Andrews, multiple beers at the best college bars & of course we met a few celebrities including Desmond Howard who answered 5 Questions.
Want to know why you should be investing in phone companies? Because morons like Rebecca Delagarza, 26, will finger blast 22,000 texts to a 14-year-old student that is supposedly having a lesbian affair with her gym teacher in a storage room. This all went down in Texas, which is quickly becoming a hotbed for off-the-grid lesbians who'll go balls to the walls within a school to find themselves an underage girl to lesbian-ise. The math on those 22k texts - JUMP!
• Tumblr: Hottest Chicks Of #OccupyWallStreet • Dolphins cheerleaders in Coast Guard life jackets • Alessandra Ambrosio turning pro at paddleboarding • PIC: Dan Wheldon & wife with tats before his death • Hot Chicks Headed To The Gym: Imogen Thomas • Go Texas: Sexiest Superfans Of The 2011 World Series! • Hot Chicks From Cleveland: Lindsay Ann • Wingsuit Base Jumping Gone Bad: 876 ft. & lives!
We received correspondence overnight from Oregon students about a sign via @NolanKane that dominated at ASU-Oregon this past Saturday night. Good work, boys. Have anything good for the Song Girls and USC in November? In other news this morning, we learned that there is now a cemetery in Bellevue, Washington dedicated to golfers. Want to be buried in a bunker, covered in sand and cigarette butts? Some guy has a business plan & needs dead people. Let's get rolling!
Mediocre Detroit Tigers pitcher Brad Penny, who didn't throw an inning in the postseason, is doing alright off the diamond... or at least he was. Penny is engaged to Dancing With the Stars hotttie Karina Smirnoff, but things apparently aren't looking so rosy for the couple. A trash mag report has surfaced that they're postponing their wedding. You'll never guess why. Here's the reasoning and some hot-ass photos of Karina to prove Penny's ass was out of its league. JUMP!
This tweet just came down from LSU QB Jordan Jefferson: Finally got all my shoes back. Now my shoe game is back to being
#outrageous hahahahaha. You might remember that cops confiscated his shoe collection after allegedly kicking some guy's face in outside a Baton Rouge bar. Things have finally cooled down, Jefferson is back on the football team and Jefferson can go back to studying Thomas Jefferson & his major - sports administration. (@JJefferson9)
• Emmanuelle Chriqui just proves she is perfect • George Clooney is a stud, now is dating Stacy Keibler • Selena Gomez dresses as an annoying rapper • Making Canada proud: Larisa Fraser in lingerie • Miranda Kerr shows off her hot bod for V.S. • 48 sexy pics of Edita Vilkeviciute • The weekend brings out the truth behind innocent girls • For you 3rd shifters: How about Britt Shelstead?
For those of you who haven't been following Zach Greinke's wife, Emily, on Twitter you've been missing out on all the fun. She's a former pageant chick. Used to cheer for the Dallas Cowboys and married a Cy Young Award winner. Her bank account has seven zeros. She's hot. Her husband is a complete dork. And she's tired of the horrible seats the St. Louis Cardinals gave Milwaukee Brewers' WAGs during the NLCS. WAR! JUMP!