2011 October - page 6
Oct 13, 2011Football
Tom Brady’s Boston Condo For Sale: A Deal At $10.5mm! [PHOTOS]

Tom Brady’s Boston Condo For Sale: A Deal At $10.5mm! [PHOTOS]

You know it has to suck for Tom Brady to not be able to take his boy into the backyard and smash two-hoppers while Ben Brady plays shortstop. The logical move is to get a giant 45-acre spread where Gisele can plant some flowers and frolic in the sweet grass. Hence, the attempted sale - yet again - of Brades Beacon St. penthouse. Being the nice guy that Tom is, he's lowering the asking price $400,000 and asking $10.5mm. Step up, Patriots superfan. JUMP!

Oct 13, 2011Features
Go Pack Go, Placenta Products & Undertaker Man Cakes [Daily WTF]

Go Pack Go, Placenta Products & Undertaker Man Cakes [Daily WTF]

You have no idea how stuffed our email gets with random photos of ridiculous ‘stuff’ that really has no immediate home on Busted Coverage. The solution was to hire an editor who will bring you the best of the best from the inbox. Have a photo for this series? Send it in. If it makes the cut, it’ll be published. Email us. mail@bustedcoverage.com

Oct 13, 2011Football
Steelers Fan Joseph Bartorillo Pulls Semen In Yogurt Prank On Coworkers

Steelers Fan Joseph Bartorillo Pulls Semen In Yogurt Prank On Coworkers

Thanks to Facebook we can put a sports angle on this story that's been driving us crazy all morning. You see, Joseph Bartorillo is a Steelers fan. He also must of hated his female coworkers at Proctor & Gamble in NE Pennsylvania. One thing led to another - over 20 months - and Joe was injecting his semen into yogurt cups eventually eaten by those female coworkers. Yeah, the story of how this all went down is quite disturbing. Full details - JUMP!

Oct 13, 2011Other Sports
ARod’s Girlfriend Ella Magers Is Madonna Ripoff [PHOTOS]

ARod’s Girlfriend Ella Magers Is Madonna Ripoff [PHOTOS]

The tabloids are buzzing over news and photos of some tramp stamped chick purported to be A-Rod's new girlfriend, Ella Magers, taking the place of Cameron Diaz. Get this, she's ripped just like Cam and Madonna. If we've learned anything from A-Rod's confusing life, it's that he prefers his women to be a couple of bench presses away from being dudes. No, there isn't a name yet. But there is that tat and photos of the two secretly leaving his Miami home. JUMP!

Oct 13, 2011
Tebow Talk Makes Denver Sportscaster Slap Coworker’s Ass [VIDEO]

Tebow Talk Makes Denver Sportscaster Slap Coworker’s Ass [VIDEO]

HYSTERIA! TEBOW! HIM! JESUS! BOOM! HYSTERIA! PANTY DROPPING! JERSEY SALES! NEWS! TEBOW! MANIA! ASS SLAPPING! BROS BEFORE HOES! I'M STRAIGHT BUT GAY FOR TEBOW! I NAMED MY SON TEBOW! Holy Christ, people. Contain yourself. Don't be like the Denver CBS affiliate and make asses out of yourself because it's going to end up on the Internet. And we're so going to LOL at you. JUMP!

Oct 13, 2011Features
Georgia Fan Would Like To Make A Withdrawal – MONEY! NOW! [Cuff ‘Em]

Georgia Fan Would Like To Make A Withdrawal – MONEY! NOW! [Cuff ‘Em]

It was in the mid-70s yesterday in Cobb County, Georgia. Not exactly hooded sweatshirt weather, but that didn't stop Georgia fan from deciding it was a good day to make an unauthorized withdrawal from a Kroger's. This is actually one of the stranger football fan/baseball fan combos. It also reinforces the theory that we have. Football hats, for some reason, just haven't caught on in American pop culture. Hands up, punks! Homeboy needs his money - NOW! JUMP!

Oct 13, 2011Other Sports
Hulk Hogan Unleashes Pythons On Hannah Storm [Morning Twitpic]

Hulk Hogan Unleashes Pythons On Hannah Storm [Morning Twitpic]

Yesterday it was Hulk Hogan Appreciation Day at ESPN world headquarters. What did we learn? ESPN desk jockeys are huge fans of Hulkamania. Here is the Hulkster going nuts on SportsNation, ripping off his Tim Tebow jersey and making Colin Cowherd squeal. Here's Beadle nearly panty dropped by the gun show. Just another day for the Hulkster as the ladies can barely resist his small dong. In other news, the Rangers can put a fork in the Tigers. Series is 3-1.

Oct 12, 2011Other Sports
Dude, Your Back! Squash Ball At 175 MPH Leaves A Mark [VIDEO]

Dude, Your Back! Squash Ball At 175 MPH Leaves A Mark [VIDEO]

We didn't think squash was a contact sport, but there's evidently a danger level, especially when Cameron Pilley is playing. Pilley holds the world record for hardest shot and, for reasons unbeknownst to us, his brother volunteers to take a shot to the back at close range. The result is a lot of pain and one disgusting-looking injury. Here's the video -- not for the faint of heart. JUMP!

Oct 12, 2011Other Sports
Kenyon Martin Hopes Twitter Haters Get AIDS, Deep Sixes Account

Kenyon Martin Hopes Twitter Haters Get AIDS, Deep Sixes Account

Denver Nuggets forward Kenyon Martin put his ignorance on display for all the world to see this week. Martin got in a flame war on Twitter with some fans after they said he was overpaid. It culminated with Martin saying he hopes his haters get AIDS and die. He then denied making the statement and closing his account. Brilliant! We've got the blow-by-blow rundown for you right here. Check it!

Oct 12, 2011Other Sports
Dick Vitale Outraged Over Red Sox Drinking, Francona Treatment [TWEETS]

Dick Vitale Outraged Over Red Sox Drinking, Francona Treatment [TWEETS]

Dick tweets: "It is sad when ppl try to destroy a good man's career like Terry Francona . He is a WINNER & A GR8 GUY. Has a son & son in law in Afghan." And later added, "If reports r true Lackey, Beckett,& Lester drinking in clubhouse during games I would suspend them big time. ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING if true!" Things eventually calmed down when Dickie was told they were drinking tall Coors & eating Hooters wings. (@DickieV)

Oct 12, 2011Football
Todd Blackledge’s Prized 1984 Mercedes 500 Fetches $5,250 On eBay

Todd Blackledge’s Prized 1984 Mercedes 500 Fetches $5,250 On eBay

You might remember our report last month on how Todd Blackledge's prized Mercedes two-door was on eBay and some lucky bidder was about to own the NFL legend's first big rookie purchase. We're happy to report that the 500-Series SEC fetched $5,250 after a ferocious 29 bid outburst from car freaks. After being part of Todd's life for 27 years, this beauty will likely be driven by some old Jew in Fort Lauderdale. Photos and Todd's emotional letter about the car - JUMP!

Oct 12, 2011Other Sports
Shannon Richards Is Texas Rangers Biggest Fan – Literally [24 PHOTOS]

Shannon Richards Is Texas Rangers Biggest Fan – Literally [24 PHOTOS]

Much has been made about the city of Detroit and its sports teams this week while the sports world has pretty much ignored the fact that the Texas Rangers are playing for their second consecutive World Series appearance. Not shabby. And we know another tidbit about Dallas/Arlington - they have much, much hotter women than Detroit. Take buxom (says their all real, boys) Shannon Richards. She's firmly behind her hometown Rangers. Take that, Motor City. JUMP!

Oct 12, 2011Other Sports
Boston Herald Yanks Nancy Brady & Kevin Youkilis Laying Pipe Story? [PHOTOS]

Boston Herald Yanks Nancy Brady & Kevin Youkilis Laying Pipe Story? [PHOTOS]

The Boston Herald, known to be hardcore on sleazy gossip stories, is reporting today that Tom Brady's sister, Nancy, and Sox baldy Kevin Youkilis might be laying some Mass pipe. It's true that you haven't heard much from Nancy because she's usually off in Africa taking care of underprivileged kids. But the Herald says she's in town and mingling with the three-time all star at a Patriots game. Smart move, Youk. One step away from bagging Gisele. JUMP!

Oct 12, 2011Football
Aaron Rodgers LOLs Over Tebow ESPN QBR Debacle!

Aaron Rodgers LOLs Over Tebow ESPN QBR Debacle!

The blogs that dork out on all things 'football' have been gagging over the news that Tim Tebow ended Week 5 with a better Total QBR ranking than Aaron Rodgers in ESPN's index. It's just the kind of emotional reaction ESPN was hoping you morons would give them. Thanks for justifying some stupid QB rating system. Today we learn that even Aaron Rodgers thinks these rankings are horse#$%. "I played a full game," Rodgers tells ESPN 540. JUMP!

Oct 12, 2011Features
Pittsburgh Steelers Big Jen Jeep Planking & Tattoo Fails [Daily WTF]

Pittsburgh Steelers Big Jen Jeep Planking & Tattoo Fails [Daily WTF]

You have no idea how stuffed our email gets with random photos of ridiculous ‘stuff’ that really has no immediate home on Busted Coverage. The solution was to hire an editor who will bring you the best of the best from the inbox. Have a photo for this series? Send it in. If it makes the cut, it’ll be published. Email us. mail@bustedcoverage.com

Oct 12, 2011
High School Football Streaker Destroyed By Police, Fence [VIDEO]

High School Football Streaker Destroyed By Police, Fence [VIDEO]

Football streaker videos are a dime a dozen these days as high school dorks think of ways to make themselves famous on YouTube, Facebook, the local ABC affiliate, etc. So it comes as no shock to us that this dude is hauling ass across a football field in a recently uploaded video. There are two major parts to this flick. Obviously the cop shoving naked dude into a fence is part one. But then we also noticed the crowd's reaction, or lack thereof. JUMP!

Oct 12, 2011Features
Reds Fan In Rhode Island Rental Car Robbery Gone Bad [Cuff ‘Em]

Reds Fan In Rhode Island Rental Car Robbery Gone Bad [Cuff ‘Em]

You know what never makes sense about these Baseball Cap Robbers? Their choice of teams. Take Cincinnati Reds fan. He tries to bust up a convenience store and a car rental company - in the same day - and is still wearing that Reds cap. Oh, did we mention this is in Rhode Island. How many guys are rocking the fitted 'C' in Woonsocket? Can't be too many. Get a Sox hate, moron. This punk shouldn't be hard to find. Details & how to turn in Billy Hatcher - JUMP!

Oct 12, 2011Other Sports
Report: Ken Rosenthal Straight Pimpin’ In The D Last Night [Morning Twitpic]

Report: Ken Rosenthal Straight Pimpin’ In The D Last Night [Morning Twitpic]

Look at Fox Sports Sideline Reporter Ken Rosenthal working the ladies last night during Game 3 of the ALCS. Perfect jacket. White as rice collar shirt. Bow tie just destroying the 100 level housewives from Grosse Pointe Farms. We've seen panty droppers within the media ranks (Mitch Albom, Bill Conlin, Tim Cowlishaw, etc.) but they can't command a bow like Rosey. In other news, the Tigers get a game in the series with 5-2 win. Game 4 this afternoon. Let's get rolling.

Oct 11, 2011Other Sports
Some Asian Guy Thought Mets Were Playing In ALCS [PHOTO]

Some Asian Guy Thought Mets Were Playing In ALCS [PHOTO]

Rich in Sterling Heights, Michigan sent us this earlier tonight: "Watching the game and couldn't help but notice Asian dude just chillin in his Mets jersey at GM 3 of ALCS. What the f%^& is up with that?" He's being called the Awkward Asian and is believed to be an Endy Chavez fan. Yes, those guys exist. Look, homeslice, at least drop the top button and lose the dress shirt. Maybe haul your ass up the stairs and get a white t-shirt. Name him: mail@bustedcoverage.com

Oct 11, 2011Other Sports
NHLers With Assault Rifles: Leafs Tyler Bozak & Mike Brown [Photo]

NHLers With Assault Rifles: Leafs Tyler Bozak & Mike Brown [Photo]

The Toronto Maple Leafs are giving those hockey-loving Torontans hope. They're off to a 2-0 start and they're proving to be a badass bunch, at least off the ice. Who knows whether their fast start means anything, but center Tyler Bozak and winger Mike Brown are at least cultivating a the bad MF'er persona off the ice. Bozak and Brown blasted some M16s in their free time. Should opponents see this as a message? You be the judge.

Oct 11, 2011Football
ACC Homeboy Inching Ball Towards Wake Forest 1st Down [VIDEO]

ACC Homeboy Inching Ball Towards Wake Forest 1st Down [VIDEO]

Sometimes it just seems like the officials have it out for your team and maybe they do, but we've never seen anything quite this blatant, especially at such a high level. We've got video of a referee pushing the ball forward after it was spotted to, seemingly, try to give Wake Forest a first down in their game against Florida State. Wake Forest would win 35-30. Home cooking? You be the judge.

Oct 11, 2011Other Sports
Ryan Howard On Rascal At Whole Foods Near Philly [PHOTO]

Ryan Howard On Rascal At Whole Foods Near Philly [PHOTO]

Philly blogs are going nuts over this photo allegedly of Ryan Howard on a Rascal at a Plymouth Meeting, Pa. Whole Foods. @Hadji484 is the photographer of record for this shot and doesn't add any context such as canes, food in the basket, etc. For those not in the know, Plymouth Meeting is white suburbia, exactly where rich baseball players would live. Crossing Broad says Howard lives near this exact store. With the Eagles 1-4 this should drive talk radio the rest of the week.

Oct 11, 2011Other Sports
Front Row Amy Is Toast Of Milwaukee NLCS Media Reports [PHOTOS]

Front Row Amy Is Toast Of Milwaukee NLCS Media Reports [PHOTOS]

BC reader Brandon sent a message this afternoon with news on how Front Row Amy is blowing up with the Milwaukee media. You might remember Amy from last week on Deadspin where she her rack became the Rally Towel from Brew Crew fans. Amy's boobs start bouncing and good things happen. Anyway, the TV dorks wanted an interview last night & of course Amy obliged. NBC 4's Charles Benson had the celebrity beat & met Amy's rack face to face. JUMP!

Oct 11, 2011Football
Stephen Garcia Kicked Off South Carolina Football Team [PHOTO]

Stephen Garcia Kicked Off South Carolina Football Team [PHOTO]

Well, well, well the day finally arrived when Steve Spurrier and the University of South Carolina had enough of Stephen Garcia. (The guess is that we'll be hearing about an arrest or worse in coming days.) An Oklahoma football reporter's tweet about a failed urine test sent the Internet into a frenzy this afternoon. Um, like we told you guys Garcia was pounding brews a couple weeks ago. Dayglow party, anyone? Send your Stephen Garcia party memories: mail@bustedcoverage.com

Oct 11, 2011NFL
Packers Season Ticket Waiting List Up To At Least 88,595

Packers Season Ticket Waiting List Up To At Least 88,595

Via our Internet sources, the Green Bay Packers ticket office this week sent out notices to fans who are on the team's season ticket waiting list. One guy (@MikeJMacco) reports that his spot at 26,210 is after joining the wait when he was 15 years old. The form is almost anti-climatic. Sorta like, 'What are you waiting around for?' The Packers waiting list is now officially bigger than the Sunday circulation of the city's newspaper. At least 88, 595 are on it. JUMP!

Oct 11, 2011Features
Airline Ad Fail, Balls Removed & Lions Give It To The Bears [Daily WTF]

Airline Ad Fail, Balls Removed & Lions Give It To The Bears [Daily WTF]

You have no idea how stuffed our email gets with random photos of ridiculous ‘stuff’ that really has no immediate home on Busted Coverage. The solution was to hire an editor who will bring you the best of the best from the inbox. Have a photo for this series? Send it in. If it makes the cut, it’ll be published. Email us. mail@bustedcoverage.com

Oct 11, 2011wags
Adriana Lima Is Now Supporting Scrub Husband Marko Jaric? [PHOTOS]

Adriana Lima Is Now Supporting Scrub Husband Marko Jaric? [PHOTOS]

A few tweets over the last 24 hours included some interesting tidbits from the Euro basketball league. It has come to our attention that Marko Jaric doesn't have a roster spot. Basketball guru @rafael_uehara writes, "European season officialy underway and haven't seen Igor Rakocevic, Marko Jaric or Bostjan Nachbar in a squad." Um, what? That 32 yr old scrub can't even find a team in Turkey? This means Adriana is now a WAG Breadwinner! JUMP!

Oct 11, 2011
Texas Fan Takes Digger In State Fair Football Carnival FAIL [Video]

Texas Fan Takes Digger In State Fair Football Carnival FAIL [Video]

What we have here are five Texas fans that think they'll be cute, funny, etc. and run an offensive play at the football-through-the-hole game. This is the Texas State Fair where people go to eat like idiots and act like even bigger idiots. So it makes sense that the college dorks would try to be cool and rig the game with a guy jumping over the ledge and slamming the football through the hole. Do it, chief! JUMP! Get some air. And then it happens. DIGGER!

Oct 11, 2011
Texas Rangers Nose Picker Is Liz Zelazny [VIDEO & Tweets]

Texas Rangers Nose Picker Is Liz Zelazny [VIDEO & Tweets]

There is now a name to report from Saturday night's Texas Rangers nose picking incident. By now many of you are aware that a hooded cute chick was caught digging for oil. Her name - Liz Zelazny. She actually outed herself yesterday to Texas broadcaster Gordon Keith. That resulted in a radio show appearance and a sudden Twitter surge to 109 followers. We've located that account & can report that Liz is a good sport when it comes to making fun of nose pickers. JUMP!

Oct 11, 2011Features
Ohio Amish Beard-Cutting Mullet Brothers Gang Captured [Cuff ‘Em]

Ohio Amish Beard-Cutting Mullet Brothers Gang Captured [Cuff ‘Em]

Yes, Ohio has quite a presence within the Amish world. But these are the outcast Amish with ties to the original Lancaster County, Pa. Amish. The rebels. The gangstas, if you will. So it came as no surprise to us that a wild gang of beard-cutting bros was on the loose in Holmes County. But rest easy, Ohio Amish, the Mullet Brothers are behind bars thanks to an all-points bulletin to be on the lookout for scissor-wielding crazy bastards. Full story - JUMP!

Oct 11, 2011NFL
Lions 5-0 & Making Mitch Albom’s Thesaurus Horny [Morning Twitpic]

Lions 5-0 & Making Mitch Albom’s Thesaurus Horny [Morning Twitpic]

Maybe you remember Cris Carter dissing Calvin Johnson back in August. Last night was Megatron's official coming out party and he didn't disappoint, grabbing 5 balls for 130 yards & 1 TD. The performance from the Lions was so great that Mitch Albom could only start sentences this morning with one word, 'Change.' Now 5-0, the Lions get San Fran and Atlanta at Ford Field in consecutive weeks before a roadie to Denver. Tix still available.