2011 has been a very strange season for Browns RB Peyton Hillis. In one of the most shocking moments in video game history, he's named cover boy for Madden '12. Of course that means that he's instantly cursed. But is something even bigger than a curse going on behind closed doors? Bigger than that contract situation? Bigger than the strep throat issue that mysteriously sent him home during Week 3? Could Hillis actually be getting married today? JUMP!
We want a name, his Facebook, Twitter, employer - everything. How dare you, sir, disrespect God Bless America during the World Series by deep-throating your aluminum Bud Light bottle. And what about your buddy to the left who thinks you throating that bottle is so damn funny. Someone get us the name of the Big Oil company he works for. You want to shame this country? We'll give you the forum to spit on the U.S. of A. Do work, Busted Coverage Nation. JUMP!
Well, look what we have here. Yesterday, we were complaining about Braves fan acting like he had a piece under his Adidas jacket. The comment was made for these homeboys to nut up and take their felony like a man. Show the 9. Anyway, in walks Saints fan ready to make a withdrawal from this Houston gas station's cash register. Dog just happens to be reppin' the Saints and instantly gets his moment on Baseball Cap Bank Robbers. JUMP!
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Look here, babydoll, you need a casual encounter at Game 6 in St. Louis? Just happens that Kevin the Intern lives in West Lafayette, Indiana & can be there in 4-5 hours. You email us, say the word and his ass will be southbound in a heartbeat. Bring a hot girlfriend we can hook up with. In other news, the Baltimore Ravens dropped a giant deuce on their 2011 season. That offense looks unstoppable. Four field goals beat you? Pathetic. Congrats to those who had Jags +11.5.
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Chuck Liddell seems like a pretty normal dude, other than the fact that he could probably kill you with a kick to the head. Aside from that, he pretty much seems to enjoy the same things we all do -- getting wasted and working over broads. We've got some photos of Liddell doing just that in Hawaii. Red plastic cups, limos, hanging loose, and fun with escalators. The Ice Man Cometh! JUMP!
Would've never touched this one if it weren't for the fact that Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez kinda forced our hand with a variety of SFW, yet NSFW positions at Saturday's Winnipeg Jets game. Just drilling for oil. Hands on the rack. Gotta give it to the douchebag, he puts on one helluva show at a sporting event. Could've bored us with a bunch of nothing, yet puts his chick on his lap and makes her gasp. Must admit, very jealous of Biebs. JUMP!
Much is being made this afternoon of Tony La Russa's daughter dropping a Twitter bomb last night by referencing a crackhead and Ron Washington. Devon La Russa is backtracking from this: "I saw a crack head doing "The Wash" today. Coincidence? I think not..." That tweet was deleted & followed by: I really truly did not mean to be offensive! It's a phrase I use, meant as a joke. Please don't be offended! Go Cards!!! Now comes mom, Elaine & this. JUMP!
SEC media types are buzzing this afternoon after photos of Nick Saban's Mercedes being ticketed by Birmingham, Alabama Parking Enforcement slapped the coach with a parking violation. Izzy Gould, an Alabama beat writer reports: "After the ticketing officer was informed it was Nick Saban's car, she still completed the ticketing process." Of course she had to ticket Saban. If she doesn't, the nightly news makes a deal out of it and she's promptly fired. JUMP!
We're still efforting the scenario at LAX on Friday when Anna Kournikova was photographed getting the handy treatment from the U.S. Department of Homeland Security. Was this a case of Kournikova refusing the full body scanner treatment or was she picked out by security for possibly transporting some WMDs back to Miami or wherever she was headed? Of course there is no special treatment during these tumultuous times. Feelin' Up Kournikova - JUMP!
They look Asian to us. This kinda confused us because normally the Asians are big Chargers or Raiders fans. Not many routing for the Broncos, according to our research. Anyway, here we have Phu & Phi blasting champagne at each other after Prater drilled a field goal to make Tim Tebow a winner at 0-6 Miami. Guys, we'll stop writing about Tebow-related stories when you morons stop facial-ing each other. This is just unacceptable. JUMP!
You have no idea how stuffed our email gets with random photos of ridiculous ‘stuff’ that really has no immediate home on Busted Coverage. The solution was to hire an editor who will bring you the best of the best from the inbox. Have a photo for this series? Send it in. If it makes the cut, it’ll be published. Email us. email@example.com
The big pageview story of the weekend was the revelation that Patriots TE Rob Gronkowski was hanging out with Digital Playground porn star Bibi Jones while on his bye week. Today we find out, via Boston radio, that Rob and six friends of Bibi's were hanging out the other night watching Bibi do work in some porn. Yes, we just said that Rob, six dudes and the porn star were watching one of her porns. She says nothing happened, but wants something to happen. JUMP!
The sports bloggers who cream their pants over stats are going nuts this morning analyzing the Saints 62-7 drubbing of a Colts team with Jeff Spicoli under center. "Oh, look, the Rams haven't scored 62 points this year!" Or what about "Colts, Raiders, Rams, Seahawks, Browns, Titans, Dolphins and Lions combined for 61 points on Sunday. Saints scored 62," via SBNation? Meanwhile, we were just over here combing Twitter for NSFW Painter hate. JUMP!