2011 October - page 5
Oct 17, 2011
Minnesota Lingerie Football Coach Tony Nguyen F-Bomb Tirade! [VIDEO]

Minnesota Lingerie Football Coach Tony Nguyen F-Bomb Tirade! [VIDEO]

Asian guys never get a chance to be head coaches in the NFL, but that sure isn't the case in the Lingerie Football League where you just need a pulse, playbook and a team that needs a coach. Tony Nguyen is in charge of the Minnesota Valkyrie. They just happened to face the legendary L.A. Temptation Friday in Minneapolis. His team was leading 7-6 at half but Tony was dropping f-bombs and destroying this table. What had him angry? Oh, his QB just had her wrist broken. JUMP!

Oct 17, 2011
Donovan McNabb Spent Friday Night Watching Lingerie Football [VIDEO]

Donovan McNabb Spent Friday Night Watching Lingerie Football [VIDEO]

Just getting around to watching the DVR of Friday night's Minnesota vs. L.A. Lingerie Football League game. Imagine our surprise when, during the 2nd quarter, Sean Salisbury gushed over his homeboy Donovan McNabb sitting in the front row for the team's home opener. What? McNabb? At a LFL game? And with his homeboys? Shouldn't he be at home surfing Kayak.com for his bye week vacation? Video - JUMP!

Oct 17, 2011Other Sports
56 Sexiest KHL Russian Ice Girl Facebook & Google.ru Photos

56 Sexiest KHL Russian Ice Girl Facebook & Google.ru Photos

It came to our attention over the weekend that there has been an explosion of all things Ice Girls in the Kontinental Hockey League, better known as the NHL of Russia. According to observers on the ground, the KHL is patterning itself off the ice as the NHL and that means Ice Girls dancing on risers behind goalies. It also means between-period-skating sessions. Of course we're all for exporting Ice Girls around the world. Big difference with Russian Ice Girls? Lack of clothes. JUMP!

Oct 17, 2011Features
Liverpool Crotch Grab, NFL Grandma & Who Is Gary Guyton? [Daily WTF]

Liverpool Crotch Grab, NFL Grandma & Who Is Gary Guyton? [Daily WTF]

You have no idea how stuffed our email gets with random photos of ridiculous ‘stuff’ that really has no immediate home on Busted Coverage. The solution was to hire an editor who will bring you the best of the best from the inbox. Have a photo for this series? Send it in. If it makes the cut, it’ll be published. Email us. mail@bustedcoverage.com

Oct 17, 2011Football
Delaware Gambler Hits 15-Team NFL Parlay For $100,000!

Delaware Gambler Hits 15-Team NFL Parlay For $100,000!

We know a Delaware gambler who's going to kick back and pound some brews during Monday Night Football. Some genius finally destroyed The Man and took $100,000 from the Delaware lottery via a 15-team parlay, becoming the first human to accomplish the feat since the state introduced sports gambling in 2009. Homeboy hasn't stepped forward to claim his prize, but we can confirm that it IS NOT Stu Feiner of late 80s, early 90s fame. Details - JUMP!

Oct 17, 2011NFL
24 Greatest NSFW Tony Romo Tweets After Patriots Debacle

24 Greatest NSFW Tony Romo Tweets After Patriots Debacle

What are Tony Romo haters talking about at the water cooler this morning? Tony Romo's Hail Mary attempt at the end of yesterday's game in Foxboro. Yes, the Cowboys lost again and fans needed to unload on someone. Romo's out of bounds Hail Mary attempt sent them into full NSFW mode. The hatred wasn't as extreme as post-Lions game, but it's still worth your time. Special emphasis on white guy writing that Tony is a bitch ass nigga. JUMP!

Oct 17, 2011
Chip Kelly Would Like You Morons To Shut Up [VIDEO]

Chip Kelly Would Like You Morons To Shut Up [VIDEO]

Most of you never saw this because it happened at like 2 a.m. EST after the Oregon Ducks beat Arizona State. Chipster meets Erin Andrews for the obligatory post-game comments to ESPN. The students, legally allowed on the Autzen Stadium field after games, decided to get a little too roudy while Big Balls Kelly tried to speak with Pageviews. He'd been up for like 21 hours and decided that there had been enough screaming for one day. SHUT UP, MORONS! JUMP!

Oct 17, 2011Features
The Highly Amusable Iowa Vs. Northwestern Arrest Report [Cuff ‘Em]

The Highly Amusable Iowa Vs. Northwestern Arrest Report [Cuff ‘Em]

The college football season is seven weeks old and this is our very first Iowa Hawkeyes arrest report inspection. Either BC is slacking or Hawkeye Nation needs to step up its drunken ways. This school is routinely one of the best for arrest reports. Take this weekend when one guy, Jared Dee Johnston, of Des Moines, told cops they were “f@cking crazy" when trying to kick him out of Kinnick Stadium for being drunk. Many, many more drunks and their fun - JUMP!

Oct 17, 2011NFL
Stafford Had 9:30 English Lit, Then 1PM History Of NFL Class [Morning Twitpic]

Stafford Had 9:30 English Lit, Then 1PM History Of NFL Class [Morning Twitpic]

What a great week in the NFL, eh boys? Couldn't ask for more than a 'break your hand punching a wall' intensity game in Detroit. Think that Thanksgiving Day 12:30 kickoff against Green Bay is going to be any good? Anyway, Stafford went to Ford Field looking very October. Then he went home 5-1. It was a horrible weekend for Michigan. UM is undefeated no more, the Tigers went home to the D.R. & Mitch Albom's thesaurus isn't horny. Dude is spent. Another week. Let's get rolling.

Oct 17, 2011
How Did We Produce The List?

How Did We Produce The List?

So how did we come up with this list? Simple. Our editors came up with a massive list of over...

Oct 15, 2011
Kirk Herbstreit Asks Desmond Howard: “You Like Beavers Or Cougars?”

Kirk Herbstreit Asks Desmond Howard: “You Like Beavers Or Cougars?”

What can we say about the ESPN GameDay discussion today about Beavers and Cougars. Oregon State faces BYU and it resulted in an exchange for the ages between Fowler, Corso, Herbstreit and Desmond. The question from Herbstreit to Desmond was simple: "You like Beavers or Cougars?" Fowler nearly doubles over. It flies right over Corso's head and Desmond maintains his professionalism. Look, boys, it's possible to like both. Video - JUMP!

Oct 15, 2011Football
ESPN GameDay Signs 2011: Oregon Vs. Arizona State [PHOTOS]

ESPN GameDay Signs 2011: Oregon Vs. Arizona State [PHOTOS]

We're back in the Busted Coverage office this week for Week 7 of the college football season and ESPN GameDay's stop in Eugene for Oregon vs. Arizona State. The Ducks cheerleading team has never looked better with the lights turned out. Corso is hopped up on a 5-Hour and Herbstreit's frosted tips are shining. It's time to get this mess started yet again. Expect lots of smoking weed signs. JUMP!

Oct 15, 2011NFL
Chargers Superfan Busted With 42 Pounds Of Coke In Excursion [Cuff ‘Em]

Chargers Superfan Busted With 42 Pounds Of Coke In Excursion [Cuff ‘Em]

Ahhh, so that's how Chargers superfan Pablo Hernandez was able to afford great seats at Jack Murphy and the gas in that giant Ford Excursion. California State Police say they made a traffic stop on Pablo this week and happened to bring a drug dog in for a further inspection. Oh, what do we have here, Pablo? A little nose candy? Like 42 pounds of it? C'mon, homeboy, you can't be driving around Southern California and figure the cops won't stop you for an autograph. JUMP!

Oct 15, 2011Other Sports
NBA Lockout Forces LeBron To Trade Cristal For Teabagging [Morning Twitpic]

NBA Lockout Forces LeBron To Trade Cristal For Teabagging [Morning Twitpic]

LeBron James went 'All Things Liverpool Football Club' on Twitter this morning at about 5:40 a.m. EST. He even uploaded this photo of him and the boys destroying cups of tea this morning before the LFC vs. Manchester United match (7:40 a.m. EST on ESPN3.com) This is all part of LeBron's image as an international entity and it's to be expected. One man is a corporation based on name and no rings. Meanwhile, Dirk is somewhere destroying magnums and chuckling.

Oct 14, 2011Other Sports
Disgusting MMA Injuries Update: Dominick Cruz [Photos]

Disgusting MMA Injuries Update: Dominick Cruz [Photos]

Look, it may not be our bag, but we'll always respect dudes who fight in UFC. You know why? Because they're bad motherf*^%ers! And we have evidence. If you're game for some of the most gruesome injuries, blood, gore and otherwise you've ever seen in your life, then we've got it for you. Frankly, it's like a train wreck -- if you can look away, or not look at all, you're better than us. That said, enjoy the gallery!

Oct 14, 2011Football
Angela Rypien’s Message To Cowboys Fan: “F#$% Dallas” [PHOTOS]

Angela Rypien’s Message To Cowboys Fan: “F#$% Dallas” [PHOTOS]

We checked, no Dallas entry in the Lingerie Football League so Angela Rypien doesn't have to worry about a brawl with Lone Star state chicks over this shirt she was wearing the other night during practice. Ms. Rypien is on a heater after Yahoo.com yesterday featured her. Guess who was out in front of the Rypien/Mark Rypien story way back in April? Of course we were. The LFL finally has a public face and she's sorta the Ochocinco of the league. It's great. JUMP!

Oct 14, 2011Football
Ryan Leaf’s Book Tour Includes This Killer RV Wrap [PHOTO]

Ryan Leaf’s Book Tour Includes This Killer RV Wrap [PHOTO]

There's been a slight buzz in the college football world about Ryan Leaf coming out of the woodwork via the release of 596 Switch, a book that will be released tomorrow by the epic NFL bust that chronicles his years at Washington State. Ironically, Leaf is making it Ryan Leaf Weekend in Pullman while Suck For Luck Chairman of the Board, Andrew Luck rolls in with Stanford. Yes, that RV will be going wherever Ryan Leaf peddles this book. Tour details - JUMP!

Oct 14, 2011Girls
2011 Oregon Ducks Cheerleader Retreat Featuring Mascot & Bikinis [PHOTOS]

2011 Oregon Ducks Cheerleader Retreat Featuring Mascot & Bikinis [PHOTOS]

Kudos to the Oregon Ducks cheerleading unit. Yes, we've said that over and over again. While other cheerleading units like the Song Girls, the crazy Indianapolis Colts' cheerleaders, the Jets Flight Crew and others are embargoing their galleries, UO is headed in the opposite direction. Last year the ladies went on a lake retreat. That became an instant BC greatest hit. For 2011 the bar was raised. How about the Oregon Duck mascot & 140 HP hauling ladies around on a boat? JUMP!

Oct 14, 2011Football
Oregon Slaps Logo On Building Because GameDay Is In Town [PHOTO]

Oregon Slaps Logo On Building Because GameDay Is In Town [PHOTO]

What's not to love about the University of Oregon? The football team is wonderful. The weather is Florida-esque, minus the sunshine and warm temperatures, for eight months out of the year. And the university will market themselves like no other. ESPN GameDay rolls into town and wants to make camp with the Lillis business school building as a backdrop. But wait, something is missing. It needs a giant 'O' logo. Two maintenance guys get in a cherry picker. BAM. JUMP!

Oct 14, 2011Features
Dad Vs. This Churro, Beer Shampoo & HeliMobile [Daily WTF]

Dad Vs. This Churro, Beer Shampoo & HeliMobile [Daily WTF]

You have no idea how stuffed our email gets with random photos of ridiculous ‘stuff’ that really has no immediate home on Busted Coverage. The solution was to hire an editor who will bring you the best of the best from the inbox. Have a photo for this series? Send it in. If it makes the cut, it’ll be published. Email us. mail@bustedcoverage.com

Oct 14, 2011wags
WAG Melissa Satta Vs. Thais Wiggers Souza Boxing Match [PHOTOS]

WAG Melissa Satta Vs. Thais Wiggers Souza Boxing Match [PHOTOS]

Imagine our excitement last night when perusing our normal honey holes for photo galleries and a Melissa Satta (brunette) gallery smacked us in the left ribcage. Knocked the wind out. Boom. Satta, busting loose. But what's this we find? Some new chick hanging with the World's Hottest WAG. We'd never heard of Thais Wiggers Souza. Come to find out, these two are like good friends over in Italy. Who's up for a bra and tight pants boxing match on a Friday? JUMP!

Oct 14, 2011Football
SHOCKER! Dallas Cowboys & Ohio State Using Sweatshop Labor? [i-Team]

SHOCKER! Dallas Cowboys & Ohio State Using Sweatshop Labor? [i-Team]

As one observer noted after learning of a report claiming the Dallas Cowboys are using sweatshop labor in El Salvador to make toddler creepers: "Wear America's Team Clothing Made in El Salvador" ... Now that is a marketing slogan. That's cool and all, but we're more interested in how the workers are treated, specifically the language used to make the workers give 110% effort. "You're a piece of garbage. You don't know how to work and you're good for nothing." JUMP!

Oct 14, 2011Football
Ladies, Barry Alvarez Has Had Enough Of The Eat S*&^ & F#$K You Chants

Ladies, Barry Alvarez Has Had Enough Of The Eat S*&^ & F#$K You Chants

Oh, there are big problems at the University of Wisconsin not pertaining to getting drunk and smoking weed on the campus. Barry Alvarez and Bret Bielema have had it with your obscene chants during nationally televised football games. Want to get a bad reputation and not be selected for the BCS Championship after going undefeated because Oklahoma is undefeated and Alabama has one loss? Keep it up. F-bombs and "Eat S*&^" are hereby banned. JUMP!

Oct 14, 2011
Colton’s Decision To Not Chalk Up Ends In Gymnastics Disaster [VIDEO]

Colton’s Decision To Not Chalk Up Ends In Gymnastics Disaster [VIDEO]

What's up with white people over the last 15 years and their desire to embarrass their children with ridiculous first names. For black people it's an old hat. But whitey from Rippling Brook Dr. in suburban Chicago is now game on with the embarrassments. And then we have whitey making their boys take part in gymnastics. You morons, the Olympics are worthless these days. Make them left-handed pitchers. Anyway, here's Colton (name we gave him) on high bar. JUMP!

Oct 14, 2011Features
Old Florida Coot Giving Fake, Free Breast Exams Cops Plea Deal [Cuff ‘Em]

Old Florida Coot Giving Fake, Free Breast Exams Cops Plea Deal [Cuff ‘Em]

There really is truth to the "An idiot is born every minute," saying. This is for the ladies in the audience. Imagine an old dumpy dude knocking on your door and offering free breast exams - not even during October's breast cancer awareness month. That should raise red flags, no? Not even a bit? So some moron lets Phillip Winikoff into her home to start the exam. But something is amiss with this exam. Dude is working one off and isn't exactly checking for lumps. JUMP!

Oct 14, 2011Football
Relax, Native Bro, You’ll Get Tebow After Bye Week [Morning Twitpic]

Relax, Native Bro, You’ll Get Tebow After Bye Week [Morning Twitpic]

Still trying to figure out if this guy is a beggar or just chilling out along the road with a 'Native Needs Tebow' sign. If he's begging, this is the greatest way to bum a few bucks we've seen in ages. Playing the Tebow card. Like it. In other Tebow news this morning, Woody Paige came up with an original idea for a column - What Will Tebow Do This Sunday. "Tebow will determine his own future in Denver by the way he plays over the next three months." Seriously? (via @SirKingRyan)

Oct 13, 2011Football
WTF? Suzy Kolber Had Some Serious Sh!t Work Done On Her Face  [PHOTO]

WTF? Suzy Kolber Had Some Serious Sh!t Work Done On Her Face [PHOTO]

Be honest with yourself for a minute. Joan & Melissa Rivers three-way, "How Many Beers?" Not even joking, 12-14 & a vodka/Red Bull nightcapper. Just think of all the bucket list items to scratch off. Bagging 70+ year old - CHECK. Mother-Daughter Three-Way - CHECK. Famous Chicks - CHECK. 6 Degrees Of Kevin Bacon - CHECK. And don't think for a second Joan doesn't get work done on the beef curtains. Oh, hey, Erin Andrews! Call us. mail@bustedcoverage.com

Oct 13, 2011Other Sports
That’s An Amar’e Stoudemire Shoe Cake!  It’s Edible! [PHOTOS]

That’s An Amar’e Stoudemire Shoe Cake! It’s Edible! [PHOTOS]

Cake is delicious and so when you combine cake and sports you sometimes end up with something pretty cool. New York Knicks forward Amar'e Stoudemire recently received a pristine cake featuring his new Nikes, so we thought we go on the search for some cool sports-themed cakes, whether they're made for fans or given to some athlete to celebrate a birthday, we've got a full gallery of some pretty awesome sports cakes. Check it!

Oct 13, 2011Football
ESPN GameDay Signs: Occupy Herbstreit Vs. Wall Street [Photos]

ESPN GameDay Signs: Occupy Herbstreit Vs. Wall Street [Photos]

The Occupy Wall Street demonstrators may not have much of a sense of humor, but we do. That's why we find Occupy Herbstreit somewhat hilarious. The movement, if you can call it that, is based around a blog and features a rogue college football fan holding up ironic signs that play off the Occupy Wall Street themes only are about college football. The movement is both small and young, but we've grabbed the best from Occupy Herbstreit. Check it!

Oct 13, 2011Football
Mark Rypien On LFL Perverts: If I Whoop Some Ass I’ll Get Lawsuit

Mark Rypien On LFL Perverts: If I Whoop Some Ass I’ll Get Lawsuit

You think Mark Rypien really enjoys men checking out his daughter's rack and ass while she plays tackle football? Would you if she were your daughter? But he takes it because Angela continues to chase her dream of a perfect 4-0 season and Lingerie Football League championship. Would he get in a LFL arena brawl over comments? "What good’s that gonna do? And if I did whoop his a** in the parking lot, what good’s that gonna do? I’ll get a lawsuit against me.” (via Lost Lettermen)

Oct 13, 2011NFL
60 Halloween Football Jersey Bodypaint Blowout Photos

60 Halloween Football Jersey Bodypaint Blowout Photos

There isn't a sluttier holiday than Halloween for women who'll go all year just waiting for that one night to slut it up just so they have something cool to post on Facebook. Being that we're a sports-themed site, it's our job to show ladies that there are even more options to raise your game in 2011. Bodypaint is the new black. Are you single? You won't be after going as Calvin Johnson jersey chick to some Detroit bar. Are you a single lesbian? You won't be after going as Romo. JUMP!