There really is truth to the "An idiot is born every minute," saying. This is for the ladies in the audience. Imagine an old dumpy dude knocking on your door and offering free breast exams - not even during October's breast cancer awareness month. That should raise red flags, no? Not even a bit? So some moron lets Phillip Winikoff into her home to start the exam. But something is amiss with this exam. Dude is working one off and isn't exactly checking for lumps. JUMP!
• Cardinals fan uses fake leg to win contest • Arkansas fratties with giant f-you to protesters • Football: Michigan State T&A cheerleader action • Gallery of the Day: Hotter Than A Witches... • ALERT: Michelle Hunziker in yoga pants! • Kevin The Intern wants to suck Lindsay Lohan's teeth • Some Hot Chick We Don't Of The Day: Dennii B • Homeboy, Up High: Rangers GM high-five fail
Still trying to figure out if this guy is a beggar or just chilling out along the road with a 'Native Needs Tebow' sign. If he's begging, this is the greatest way to bum a few bucks we've seen in ages. Playing the Tebow card. Like it. In other Tebow news this morning, Woody Paige came up with an original idea for a column - What Will Tebow Do This Sunday. "Tebow will determine his own future in Denver by the way he plays over the next three months." Seriously? (via @SirKingRyan)
Be honest with yourself for a minute. Joan & Melissa Rivers three-way, "How Many Beers?" Not even joking, 12-14 & a vodka/Red Bull nightcapper. Just think of all the bucket list items to scratch off. Bagging 70+ year old - CHECK. Mother-Daughter Three-Way - CHECK. Famous Chicks - CHECK. 6 Degrees Of Kevin Bacon - CHECK. And don't think for a second Joan doesn't get work done on the beef curtains. Oh, hey, Erin Andrews! Call us. firstname.lastname@example.org
Cake is delicious and so when you combine cake and sports you sometimes end up with something pretty cool. New York Knicks forward Amar'e Stoudemire recently received a pristine cake featuring his new Nikes, so we thought we go on the search for some cool sports-themed cakes, whether they're made for fans or given to some athlete to celebrate a birthday, we've got a full gallery of some pretty awesome sports cakes. Check it!
• Rachel Bilson loves wearing shorts with long pockets • Elizabeth Mary Winstead did great in Esquire • Gorgeous Latvian that needs to marry me: Jauka Julija • Jessica Alba is hot even when she doesn't try to be • Fernanda Peres in a smoking hot bikini • Erin: one of the cutest Chivers you'll ever see • Candice Swanepoel is looking good for Victoria's Secret • The Bella twins are a good reason to watch wrestling
The Occupy Wall Street demonstrators may not have much of a sense of humor, but we do. That's why we find Occupy Herbstreit somewhat hilarious. The movement, if you can call it that, is based around a blog and features a rogue college football fan holding up ironic signs that play off the Occupy Wall Street themes only are about college football. The movement is both small and young, but we've grabbed the best from Occupy Herbstreit. Check it!
You think Mark Rypien really enjoys men checking out his daughter's rack and ass while she plays tackle football? Would you if she were your daughter? But he takes it because Angela continues to chase her dream of a perfect 4-0 season and Lingerie Football League championship. Would he get in a LFL arena brawl over comments? "What good’s that gonna do? And if I did whoop his a** in the parking lot, what good’s that gonna do? I’ll get a lawsuit against me.” (via Lost Lettermen)
There isn't a sluttier holiday than Halloween for women who'll go all year just waiting for that one night to slut it up just so they have something cool to post on Facebook. Being that we're a sports-themed site, it's our job to show ladies that there are even more options to raise your game in 2011. Bodypaint is the new black. Are you single? You won't be after going as Calvin Johnson jersey chick to some Detroit bar. Are you a single lesbian? You won't be after going as Romo. JUMP!
You know it has to suck for Tom Brady to not be able to take his boy into the backyard and smash two-hoppers while Ben Brady plays shortstop. The logical move is to get a giant 45-acre spread where Gisele can plant some flowers and frolic in the sweet grass. Hence, the attempted sale - yet again - of Brades Beacon St. penthouse. Being the nice guy that Tom is, he's lowering the asking price $400,000 and asking $10.5mm. Step up, Patriots superfan. JUMP!
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Thanks to Facebook we can put a sports angle on this story that's been driving us crazy all morning. You see, Joseph Bartorillo is a Steelers fan. He also must of hated his female coworkers at Proctor & Gamble in NE Pennsylvania. One thing led to another - over 20 months - and Joe was injecting his semen into yogurt cups eventually eaten by those female coworkers. Yeah, the story of how this all went down is quite disturbing. Full details - JUMP!
The tabloids are buzzing over news and photos of some tramp stamped chick purported to be A-Rod's new girlfriend, Ella Magers, taking the place of Cameron Diaz. Get this, she's ripped just like Cam and Madonna. If we've learned anything from A-Rod's confusing life, it's that he prefers his women to be a couple of bench presses away from being dudes. No, there isn't a name yet. But there is that tat and photos of the two secretly leaving his Miami home. JUMP!
HYSTERIA! TEBOW! HIM! JESUS! BOOM! HYSTERIA! PANTY DROPPING! JERSEY SALES! NEWS! TEBOW! MANIA! ASS SLAPPING! BROS BEFORE HOES! I'M STRAIGHT BUT GAY FOR TEBOW! I NAMED MY SON TEBOW! Holy Christ, people. Contain yourself. Don't be like the Denver CBS affiliate and make asses out of yourself because it's going to end up on the Internet. And we're so going to LOL at you. JUMP!
It was in the mid-70s yesterday in Cobb County, Georgia. Not exactly hooded sweatshirt weather, but that didn't stop Georgia fan from deciding it was a good day to make an unauthorized withdrawal from a Kroger's. This is actually one of the stranger football fan/baseball fan combos. It also reinforces the theory that we have. Football hats, for some reason, just haven't caught on in American pop culture. Hands up, punks! Homeboy needs his money - NOW! JUMP!
• U. of Maryland Dorm Brawl: Bro gets KO'd! • Pete Carroll has this LeBron Seahawks jersey made • Best selling NFL jersey: Rodgers; Tebow falls to... • BOOM! 89 Great Celebrity Down Blouse Moments • Who? Mollie King? No idea. Great legs, though • Macedonian Model Overload: Katarina Ivanovska • Kate Beckinsale's ass on vacation in Mexico • Here's Audio: Family calls 911 from corn maze
Yesterday it was Hulk Hogan Appreciation Day at ESPN world headquarters. What did we learn? ESPN desk jockeys are huge fans of Hulkamania. Here is the Hulkster going nuts on SportsNation, ripping off his Tim Tebow jersey and making Colin Cowherd squeal. Here's Beadle nearly panty dropped by the gun show. Just another day for the Hulkster as the ladies can barely resist his small dong. In other news, the Rangers can put a fork in the Tigers. Series is 3-1.
We didn't think squash was a contact sport, but there's evidently a danger level, especially when Cameron Pilley is playing. Pilley holds the world record for hardest shot and, for reasons unbeknownst to us, his brother volunteers to take a shot to the back at close range. The result is a lot of pain and one disgusting-looking injury. Here's the video -- not for the faint of heart. JUMP!
Denver Nuggets forward Kenyon Martin put his ignorance on display for all the world to see this week. Martin got in a flame war on Twitter with some fans after they said he was overpaid. It culminated with Martin saying he hopes his haters get AIDS and die. He then denied making the statement and closing his account. Brilliant! We've got the blow-by-blow rundown for you right here. Check it!