Louisville, KY cops are looking for a bank robber that we think one of you might know, or see at the local shopping mall walking around in this mammoth ‘C’ Reds hat. Again, bank robbers, for the most part, are really stupid criminals. Can’t hold a steady job and are too stupid to wear the simple ‘C’ hat. Why differentiate yourself, moron? One of your homeboys is going to see you on TV with that huge ‘C’ on your melon.
Police said a man entered the Chase Bank at 1224 South Shelby Street about 4:20 p.m., walked up to the teller line and passed a note to the teller.The note claimed the man was armed with a bomb and demanded money.
The man was described as 30-40 years old and about 6 feet tall with a thin build, mustache and goatee, police said. The man was wearing a gray Cincinnati Reds hat with a red bill and a white “C” on the front. He was also wearing glasses with a thick black frame, long-sleeve gray thermal shirt with black shirt underneath and light colored pants.
Don’t get all caught up on the small details. That hat. You see some punk going Detroit lean on the streets of Louisville with that giant ‘C’ it’s time to hit our Baseball Cap Bank Robbers hotline.
Scared to turn in your homeboy or afraid you’ll lose street cred for trippin’ on a bro from the block? BC doesn’t give two shits about Deion. We want that reward money. Let’s split it up and hit a craps table. Deal?