Via @MattBarnabyESPN this afternoon: “In other news only 57 Alomony payments left!! Its like getting kicked in the balls with a speed skate 60 times.
#pleasedonttryit.” And then there was this classic around lunchtime: “I’m so mad I’m driving alone right now!! Just ate huge burrito from MOES , windows locked and no one to torture!! What a waste!” Two things we absolutely adore on Twitter: athletes talking alimony & shitting themselves. Great theater.