Old Florida Coot Giving Fake, Free Breast Exams Cops Plea Deal [Cuff ‘Em]

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There really is truth to the “An idiot is born every minute,” saying. This is for the ladies in the audience. Imagine an old dumpy dude knocking on your door and offering free breast exams – not even during October’s breast cancer awareness month. That should raise red flags, no? Not even a bit? So some moron letsĀ Phillip Winikoff into her home to start the exam. But something is amiss with this exam. Dude is working one off and isn’t exactly checking for lumps.

Yes, we’re calling the victim in this case a moron. Straight up, dumb as a rock idiot.

Via the Sun Sentinel in Fort Lauderdale:

Winikoff was charged with three counts of sexual battery, two counts of practicing medicine without a license, two counts of simple battery, and one count of using the title of doctor without a license.

At the time of Winikoff’s arrest, the Broward Sheriff’s Office said he carried a little black bag to lend credibility to his claim of being a doctor. The first victim, 36 at the time, told detectives he started the exam by fondling her breasts, and she knew something was wrong when his hands wandered elsewhere.

By the time the victim called 911, Winikoff had already found a second victim, the sheriff’s office said.

(This all went down in 2006. Just another example of Florida’s penal system getting its job done with efficiency.)

Woah, wait just a minute. WTF? Since when does a black bag lend credibility? This sounds like an old coot getting railroaded by some woman out for revenge. So he starts fondling and the woman doesn’t think anything is wrong until he wanders off to the landing strip? Bullshit.

And how does a woman not get to her phone until Wankoff finds victim #2? You think his old ass has a V8 in the Hoveround? Again, bullshit.

Phil copped a deal with prosecutors and better get off with just a slap on the wrist and a giant stash of porn. Busted Coverage’s Cuff ‘Em team has set a Google Alert for all things Wankoff. When updates become available, we’ll bring you the latest.

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