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The tabloids are buzzing over news and photos of some tramp stamped chick purported to be A-Rod’s new girlfriend, taking the place of Cameron Diaz. Get this, she’s ripped just like Cam and Madonna. If we’ve learned anything from A-Rod’s confusing life, it’s that he prefers his women to be a couple of bench presses away from being dudes. No, there isn’t a name yet. But there is that tat and photos of the two secretly leaving his Miami home. 

The Daily Mail (U.K.) reports:

Despite splitting from fitness freak Cameron Diaz just weeks ago, a mystery woman has been spotted leaving the New York Yankees slugger’s Miami home.

And she’s a dead ringer of his former actress girlfriend, minus a few years and plus a few muscles.

Of course we’ll spend the better half of today researching her name, background, the naked Muscle & Fitness photos, etc. Stay with us on this one. It’s sure to drive you guys nuts over the next three months until he dumps her for a ripped Kathy Griffin.

Ella Magers Bio:

Vital

Height: 5′ 8″; Weight: 120 lbs.; Hair: Blonde; Eyes: Blue
Measurements: 34-26-35; Dress: 1/2; Shoe: 7.5
FAME North American Championships – Nov. 2007

Bikini Model – First Place
Fitmess Model – Second Place
Fitness – Second Place

Education

BSW (Bachelors of Social Work) with minor in Psychology,
Magna Cum Laude, Phi Alpha Honors Society,
University of North Carolina at Wilmington, 2002

Know A-Rod’s new girlfriend? Go to junior high with her? Saw them at dinner in Miami? Spotted for her at Bally’s? Email us.

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