Get knocked out of the playoffs and get a new buddy to hang out with for the rest of the fall and winter. Rays’ manager Joe Maddon tweeted this afternoon: “First roster addition of the offseason. Winston Churchill Maddon the 1st.” We dare you to say this dog isn’t going to destroy Tropicana Field. Dare you. Totally going to go Schottzie like Marge Schott’s old St. Bernard. Licking his balls in front of NY Times reporters. Dropping a deuce in front of Jaime Maggio. Oh, it’s on.