Rachel Uchitel Marries Ex-Penn State Fullback Matt Hahn [PHOTOS]

By Joe Kinsey October 4, 2011 Posted in Football Joe Kinsey g+ page

Major news out of a Las Vegas chapel today where Tiger mistress Rachel Uchitel is said to have married former Penn State fullback Matt Hahn (134 rushing yds in 4 years!). The tabloids are going nuts. Twitter is buzzing. Sports bloggers are digesting what this means to Tiger’s chances in 2012 at Augusta. In other words, it’s hitting the fan. Uchitel, known as the really hot mistress that Tiger actually got right, applied for a marriage license on Sunday at 9.20 p.m.

Via the fine folks at Radar Online:

The couple were wed on Sunday night and RadarOnline.com has records of the marriage license that was filed in Clark County, Nevada.

They applied for a marriage license on Sunday at 9.20 p.m., and filed a marriage affidavit — which is granted post-wedding — on Monday morning at 8.58 a.m.

Rachel has given no hint on Twitter that she tied the knot herself, but did confirm that she was in Sin City for a friends wedding last weekend.

“Beautiful wedding in vegas for amber and ceasar. Wish you guys the best always. Xoxo,” she tweeted on Sunday, prompting speculation that she caught the bouquet and acted fasted!

Interesting stat line to the Matty Hahn Penn State career: 4 TDs in just 58 touches. Dude has game.

The Cougar is 36. Hahn is 26. From what is known of these kids, they’ll call San Francisco until it becomes too boring. Meanwhile, Uchitel is a for hire private investigator and Hahn has an insurance broker career. Sounds like between the Tiger cash and Hahn’s rising career they’ll be married for at least 1-2 years.

*We’ve efforted a wedding registry. Nothing. Looks like we’ll never be able to get PGA Tour ’12 for Matty.