If you are reading this at 7 a.m. EST we are on a plane to Nashville and then to Jacksonville on our journey to catch #1 Oklahoma vs. #5 Florida State in what could be considered the biggest game at the Doak in at least 10 years. Of course there were a couple of biggins in the early 2000s, but this is a new era. The Seminoles need a statement victory to get into the BCS on a yearly basis. Oklahoma must prove it can win a big game on the road in Florida. Meanwhile, last night in Starksville, it was Bust A Nutt Night. Need more cowbell!
Now you can own your own piece of the Amarillo Sox -- their since abandoned mascot that looks like he's got a raging boner. That's right, this piece of baseball infamy can be yours for just $25,000. The mascot costume in all of its bonerrific goodness if up for sale on eBay.
• Lindsay Lohan drops some major cleavage • Rachel Bilson struts her cute little self around • Midwestern Cutie: Asa Hope is wifey material • WTF: Kelly Brook looks weird in PETA ads • Top 25 WAGS of the year (so far) • Time to follow Lisa Morales on Twitter • Miss Universe 2011 bikini shoot out • Sara Carbonero knows how to dress sexy
There are some happy Texans today. Rangers first baseman Josh Hamilton blasted a grand slam last night, triggering a promotion for free carpet and countertops from an Arlington carpet store. The slam also inadvertently introduced us to the store owner's daughter, Morgan Fitzgerald. Aren't we lucky? Here are some pics so you can ogle her.
First there was the Dirk Nowitzki ass tat dude. It was the kind of tat that makes a huge splash on the Internet but then fades away because it's not seen unless Dirk Ass Tat dude wears a mankini to the beach. Enter Dirk Back Tat Bro. He's super Mavs fan - at least for the last couple years. Dedicated. Loves his German 7-footer. Loves being a world champion even more. Time to get some ink. Shockingly, the back and ass tat look nearly identical. Must be same artist. JUMP!
You know how often we come across a hockey player unloading a house worthy of the BC Pad Purveyor series? Like, never. So imagine our surprise when the name Russ Courtnall reentered our lives via news that the former right winger was unloading an $8.5mm California home. Earlier this week, we told you about Adrian Beltre's over-the-top mansion with 15 bathrooms. In reality, the place sucked. Not Courtnall's. For less than half of Beltre's you can have this.
We're pretty sure the New York Daily News would like a do-over with its Internet headline snafu. WTF Editor Matt _______ sent this one in and wondered how exactly the headline writer could mix Jerry Rice and Glen Rice. It's simple, they're both black. Sarah Palin, allegedly, had a thing for black dudes. So...not....Tea Party. Of course Todd Palin is jumping into the fray by ripping the author who wrote about the Glen-Sarah tryst. Glen says it was all good.
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She was dogged for years over the butch, spiked hair and frumpy clothes that reminded male NFL viewers of a wife stuck in 1993. Since Kurt Warner regained prominence in Arizona as the organization's savior, Brenda Warner has become (dare we say) easy on the eyes. According to our research, Mrs. Warner is in the 42 range. She has a new memoir about her life and The View found time for the Warner's this morning. The transformation was complete. JUMP!
By now you ESPN junkies have seen the grainy video of Cowboys fan opening up a can of Taser whoop ass on Jets marine during the Sunday night game. That one has played itself out & we've moved on to Cowboys-Jets verbal war that includes Emmitt Smith-jersey chick bitch slapping a vlogger's camera. This is why we do this job. Fans who can't really afford tickets to said game, go to game and eventually stick a finger in Jets' fan's face. Backwards Hat Guy pays our bills. JUMP!
Missy Coles was just going along with her life as a buxom fitness model on the bodybuilding circuit. Then her BF had to go and tweet about her. That's it, bloggers figure out the puzzle. Suddenly Phillies' P Michael Schwimer finds his girlfriend lusted after by drunken, loser fools on the Internet. Of course you haven't heard of Schwimer. He was called up in late August, but figures to be with the big club next season. Time to update your WAG lists accordingly. JUMP!
Leicester Bryce Stovell hit a roadblock in a journey to cash in on the fame of one LeBron James. See, Stovell claims he sperminated Gloria James back in '84 & daddy wants to cash his retirement check. Millions. However, it was announced today that U.S. District Judge Colleen Kollar-Kotelly has dismissed Leicester's bizarre lawsuit seeking $4mm in damages. So it begs the question, "If L Dog isn't the father of King James, then who is?" Glen Rice? Jump!
Never been to New Mexico? Let us break down the NFL fandome in that state. There is Broncos fan due to proximity. Then there is Raiders fan due to his desire to please his Latino Nation in California. And of course Cowboys fan just because. Of course you can guess what happened when the Broncos and Raiders got together on MNF. A brawl at an Albuquerque Hooters! And this wasn't your run-of-the-mill drunken, unemployed whiteys going at it. JUMP!
• Rex Chapman: Glen Rice dick jokes on Twitter • Hate Maryland football jerseys? Look at this! • Josh Hamilton grand slam = free flooring in Tx! • Must-Look Of The Day: 21 Sexiest Russians • WTF? Chargers cheerleaders wearing t-shirts? • Jessica Szohr will DESTROY your eyeballs - promise • WE'VE GOT A BLOATER! Jessica Simpson inflating! • 49-yr-old woman on Pepperdine swim team!
It was the moment these ladies had been waiting for ever since stepping foot on the South Carolina campus. Would Stephen Garcia be as dreamy as the elder sorority sisters promised? Would he want to get drunk? Would he be wearing his Widmer Brothers Brewing shirt? And what about Alshon Jeffrey, the 'Cocks stud WR? Would he be wearing the Blue Jays hat? Dreams do come true ladies and it seems yours did last night at some raging dayglow party. Go 'Cocks! (via @meghan_belle)
You still think your college football conference is superior to the prestige? Not only is the SEC kicking your ass on the football field, they are taking caskets and turning them into cooking and cooling machines. Suck it, Big Ten. Folks, SEC football country is a different animal all together. Many fans are unemployed yet travel like rock stars. Many women don't have teeth but are decked out in Cam Newton personalized jerseys. So don't be shocked when Auburn busts out casket grill/cooler. JUMP!
They're clamoring for Jesus H. Christ... we mean Tim Tebow in Denver. Word is, if Orton doesn't deliver a fantastic performance against the Bengals this weekend, a group of fans will be buying two billboards in downtown Denver pleading the organization to start Tebow. Since the Broncos aren't going to win six games with Orton at the helm, they may as well win three with Tebow at the helm and enter into the Andrew Luck derby, right?
• Fantasy Alert: Scarlett Johansson phone gets hacked • Rosie McGowan proves she still has a bikini body • 35 Sexiest American Apparel ads • Looks like we have a new hot Olsen babe • Amy Rebecca Ince is the girl of your dreams • Hayden Hayes knows how to communicate in many ways • Diana Morales is a drop dead gorgeous Spanish model • Swimwear Model: Angela Turkusawa is a good one at that
She's been named the World's Sexiest Mavs Fan & Hottest Texas Rangers Fan. Now @heathero14 is odds-on-favorite to be named Hottest Texas State University fan in our 2011 Hottest Texas State University Fan contest. Polls close at midnight EST. Ladies who desire this crown must bust out the jersey - quickly. Submissions: email@example.com. In other news, the Texas State football team is 0-2 after brutal losses. This is your consolation. JUMP!