2011 September - page 6
Sep 13, 2011Other Sports
BC Pucktress: “I Like My Hockey How I Like My Men” [Special Report]

BC Pucktress: “I Like My Hockey How I Like My Men” [Special Report]

Most of you never thought the day would come when a chick would actually want to write for BC. The day is here. Say hello to our new NHL correspondent, Jessica Redfield. She's 23, was born in Michigan, raised a Texan & is looking to leave her mark on the blogosphere. That doesn't mean you idiots need to harass, constantly ask her out on a date or remark that your hockey team needs a massage therapist. Tonight, a single Jessica tackles NHL hockey & how she likes her men.

Sep 13, 2011Other Sports
Hotter POA: Bo Peep Garrett Richards Or Smurf Stephen Strasburg? [HAZING]

Hotter POA: Bo Peep Garrett Richards Or Smurf Stephen Strasburg? [HAZING]

Angels pitcher Garrett Richards may have one-upped the Washington Nationals and Stephen Strasburg's Papa Smurf outfit. Richards got to pose as Miss Bo Peep (we think), including his thick legs in stockings. It begs the question, who got the worse end of the rookie hazing, Strasburg or Richards? They both appear to be having more fun than should be expected. Check it!

Sep 13, 2011NFL
Lions’ Coach Jim Schwartz Likes Him Some Dr. Dre, Pitbull & Lil John [TWEETS]

Lions’ Coach Jim Schwartz Likes Him Some Dr. Dre, Pitbull & Lil John [TWEETS]

Detroit homeboy Jim Schwartz was talking music on Twitter this afternoon: "RT @PatStreater:do you listen to any hip hop? >>Yes. For some reason, I like Pitbull & Lil John. Fan of Dr. Dre & Eminem also. Beasties too." Did you read that, Detroit? Don't screw this up, Motor City. This guy could end up as the greatest coach in team history. Said it last year, the guy has the look, identifies with players and has the baddest man on the planet playing defensive tackle. (@jschwartzlions)

Sep 13, 2011NFL
26 Sweet-Ass Photos Of Gisele In Honor Of Her Sweet-Ass Potato Fries

26 Sweet-Ass Photos Of Gisele In Honor Of Her Sweet-Ass Potato Fries

New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady gets no respect from the Capitol Lounge in Washington D.C. Their Patriots-themed menu features items named for Chad Ochocinco, Deion Branch and Brady's wife, Gisele Bundchen. So, in honor of Gisele's Sweet-Ass Potato Fries, here's a smokin' gallery of Giselle's sweet ass. Someone pass the Heinz! JUMP!

Sep 13, 2011Football
Looking For Oklahoma State Cheerleaders In Bikinis On A Boat? [PHOTOS]

Looking For Oklahoma State Cheerleaders In Bikinis On A Boat? [PHOTOS]

Our buddy, and cheerleader extraordinaire, Asher sent word today that he'd cracked the Oklahoma St. cheerleader photo vault & was ready to unload the first batch of Cowgirls. There's a new trend in collegiate cheerleading - the quasi-cheerleading bikini photo shoot. It's not a bikini calendar, but the cheerleaders eventually plaster their Facebooks with the bikini shots. Oregon cheerleaders did it last year, but never gave us an Asses & Guns Up pose like Okie State. JUMP!

Sep 13, 2011Features
Turd Herder, Wrath of Tebow & Creepy Kids Products [Daily WTF]

Turd Herder, Wrath of Tebow & Creepy Kids Products [Daily WTF]

You have no idea how stuffed our email gets with random photos of ridiculous ‘stuff’ that really has no immediate home on Busted Coverage. The solution was to hire an editor who will bring you the best of the best from the inbox. Have a photo for this series? Send it in. If it makes the cut, it’ll be published. Email us. mail@bustedcoverage.com

Sep 13, 2011
Vincent Jackson Chargers Fan Destroys Vikings Bro’s Beer [VIDEO]

Vincent Jackson Chargers Fan Destroys Vikings Bro’s Beer [VIDEO]

Five years into this Busted Coverage Project® and we know one thing about NFL fan fights: when Ozzy's Crazy Train starts playing, fists start flying. It's like a fat guy facing an x-tra large meat lovers. Somebody is going down. Take Sunday at Jack Murphy where Vikings bros were running their mouths and Chargers fan was just defending his home turf. Backwards hat Bro had a few words with Vincent Jackson and eventually things turned into an x-tra large meat lovers. Video - JUMP!

Sep 13, 2011Features
Manny Ramirez Arrested For Bashing Wife’s Head [Cuff ‘Em]

Manny Ramirez Arrested For Bashing Wife’s Head [Cuff ‘Em]

Just a hunch that Manny Ramirez got drunk yesterday, came home and slapped around his wife. Hunch. We do know that Man-Ram was booked yesterday into the Broward County jail on a battery charge via a confrontation with his wife, Juliana (pictured). Look, BC has been out front on Manny coverage over the summer and can show you that the guy has pretty much been drunk for the last four months. Dude has been destroying LIV since April. JUMP!

Sep 13, 2011NFL
Extreme Couponers Still Supporting Tim Tebow’s QB Job Quest [Morning Twitpic]

Extreme Couponers Still Supporting Tim Tebow’s QB Job Quest [Morning Twitpic]

Dear God, why do You have to make us watch a sober Kyle Orton go 24-for-46 and 304 yards passing? Sure, Sober Kyle got the Broncos close, 23-20, but that was the end of the comeback as the Raiders got a road victory. Meanwhile, at a Publix, Tebow's Extreme Coupon team was hitting the V8 Splash aisle where Big Jim was about to go ape shit with a $2 off coupon. Normal price for the Splash = $1.88. That means Jim could get 125 bottles for free & cash back from Publix.

Sep 12, 2011
Ron Jaworski Drops Sh*t Bomb On MNF [VIDEO]

Ron Jaworski Drops Sh*t Bomb On MNF [VIDEO]

Normally we'd be in bed by now but we had Tom Brady Will Throw 525 Yards +1500 on the moneyline so figured it was a good reason to stay up late on a Monday night. Anyway, Twitter dorks went nuts tonight over Ron Jaworski using sh*t in a sentence to reference a Chad Henne pass play. Of course the race was on to see what blog would have the video posted first. Not sure who to congratulate, but it's now on YouTube and you can watch. JUMP!

Sep 12, 2011
Kate Upton Gives Back To Cantor Fitzgerald For 9/11 [Photos]

Kate Upton Gives Back To Cantor Fitzgerald For 9/11 [Photos]

We know you love Kate Upton, so although this has nothing to do with sports, we're bringing it to you anyway. Upton was on the trading floor at financial services firm Cantor Fitzgerald on Monday making calls for charity. The story of Cantor Fitzgerald is almost as amazing as Kate Upton is gorgeous. Check it out and yes, there's a gallery of Kate Upton, too.

Sep 12, 2011Other Sports
Washington Nationals Rookies Dressed As Gay Smurf Fluffers [PHOTOS]

Washington Nationals Rookies Dressed As Gay Smurf Fluffers [PHOTOS]

The Washington Nationals may not be very good on the baseball diamond, but at least their an entertaining bunch. Sixteen rookies were required to dress up as Smurfs, complete with blue body paint and tight white pants on Sunday. Ace Stephen Strasburg was Papa Smurf and catcher Wilson Ramos was a very ugly looking Smurfette. For some of the strangest rookie hazing we've ever seen, check out this gallery!

Sep 12, 2011Football
UPDATE: Montana Football Game Streaker Daniel Thew Was Drunk! [PHOTOS]

UPDATE: Montana Football Game Streaker Daniel Thew Was Drunk! [PHOTOS]

Our new Montana-based tipster, Austin, came back with more intel on Grizzlies Streaker Bro. "No word yet on schools reaction, but here are two pics from the game that were posted on our school newspapers website Thanks again mang." We promptly wrote Austin back and told him to never use 'mang' in a thank you email. Anyway, BC Photo Editor Big Gay Rich caught wind of the Montana Boy Toy photos."Totally watching Brokeback Mountain tonight...teeee heee!," Rich wrote. JUMP!

Sep 12, 2011Features
Name Georgia Chick Who Passed Out Next To Her Puke Saturday In Athens [i-Team]

Name Georgia Chick Who Passed Out Next To Her Puke Saturday In Athens [i-Team]

We need your help, Busted Coverage Nation. Name this chick arrested post-Georgia vs. South Carolina. A 25-year-old Athens woman arrested for public intoxication after police found her passed out in the parking lot of Carousel Village Apartments, 1907 S. Milledge Ave., next to a pile of her own vomit. If you can name her and provide Facebook photos, it might be rewardable. At least one of you knows something. mail@bustedcoverage.com

Sep 12, 2011Other Sports
Adrian Beltre 15 Bath Mansion Still For Sale: $19.8mm [BC Pad Purveyors]

Adrian Beltre 15 Bath Mansion Still For Sale: $19.8mm [BC Pad Purveyors]

Once again we are dumbfounded by the excess by which a baseball player lives his life. You think Adrian Beltre really needs 15 bathrooms for a seven bed house? You think Adrian drops his morning deuce in a different toilet for two consecutive weeks in the offseason? Mr. Beltre, who has earned/will earn nearly $88mm in his MLB career, is trying to unload his California mansion. The cost? Just $19.8 million. And the man cave sucks balls. JUMP!

Sep 12, 2011Football
Philly Lingerie Football Opener Included Jersey Fail, Post-Game Beer [PHOTOS]

Philly Lingerie Football Opener Included Jersey Fail, Post-Game Beer [PHOTOS]

Listen, before we even go any further, let us explain that we cannot show the bare ass of #6 from the Philadelphia Passion from Friday's LFL opener for the home team and the Tampa Breeze. Company policy, morons. Anyway, that's Marirose Roach, the 2010 LFL Offensive Player of the Year. She went for 102 and five touchdowns in the 48-0 trouncing of Tampa. But you guys aren't here for the game. You want malfunctions. JUMP!

Sep 12, 2011Features
Are You Drinking The Cam Newton Juice? & An Excited NFL Fan [Daily WTF]

Are You Drinking The Cam Newton Juice? & An Excited NFL Fan [Daily WTF]

You have no idea how stuffed our email gets with random photos of ridiculous ‘stuff’ that really has no immediate home on Busted Coverage. The solution was to hire an editor who will bring you the best of the best from the inbox. Have a photo for this series? Send it in. If it makes the cut, it’ll be published. Email us. mail@bustedcoverage.com

Sep 12, 2011Football
Best Of Twitter: Cam Newton Pants Value Just Soared, Suckers! [TWEETS]

Best Of Twitter: Cam Newton Pants Value Just Soared, Suckers! [TWEETS]

When none other than Joe Namath, Bill Bellamy and NBC political analyst Chuck Todd tweet about your rookie performance, that means something. Seriously, just look at those three names. POWER. Prestige. Bellamy is such an NFL fan that he tweeted this morning: My team is the Giants! We got Ely [SIC] Manning. the Costco version of Peyton . Damn we need a better QB!! Anybody coming out of jail? Anyway, Cam's opener. Time for us to gloat. JUMP!

Sep 12, 2011Football
Buck Naked Montana Streaker Wears Trash Bag To Tailgate  [PHOTO & VIDEO]

Buck Naked Montana Streaker Wears Trash Bag To Tailgate [PHOTO & VIDEO]

Just received an email from Austin who writes to us about a naked man running around a football field on Saturday: "Hello BC, wats good, On saturday our Grizzlies whomped the shit out of Cal Poly, and my buddy's roommate went streaking with an entire student section screaming his name... "Dan the Man!" Then there was a video and a Twitter search revealed that naked guy wasn't arrested. Montana - Where Dong Runs Wild! JUMP!

Sep 12, 2011
UCF Bro Fights Cop At Football Game, Gets Tased [VIDEO]

UCF Bro Fights Cop At Football Game, Gets Tased [VIDEO]

Our buddy Isaac at Guyism was up quite early this morning and hit the football fight jackpot with this video of UCF fan going toe-to-toe with what we assume is an Orlando cop. Notice the rent-an-unemployed-cops are backing up on this one. A Taser is out and MMA cop's coworker is looking to shiv Phi Psi bro in the kidney. But UCF bro isn't going down without a struggle. Watch as cop guy gets Bro into full mount and pretty much end this nonsense. JUMP!

Sep 12, 2011
Pure Michigan! Ann Arbor Cops Pepper Spraying Thugs Post ND [Cuff ‘Em]

Pure Michigan! Ann Arbor Cops Pepper Spraying Thugs Post ND [Cuff ‘Em]

Welcome to the Good Time Charleys/Bubble Island/South University Galleria area of the UM campus. It's where students hang for dollar beers & cheap Thai food. It seems that area was also home to a 2:45 a.m. Sunday morning melee after UM beat ND with that :28 drive. In other news, students at the University of Texas at San Antonio were getting arrested - again - this weekend. We have at least three UTSA bros getting an escort out of the Alamodome. JUMP!

Sep 12, 2011GameDay Signs
2011 ESPN GameDay Signs: Michigan Vs. Notre Dame [PHOTOS]

2011 ESPN GameDay Signs: Michigan Vs. Notre Dame [PHOTOS]

Welcome back to another year of Saturday mornings with Busted Coverage and our ESPN GameDay Signs project where we give you the best of the best from Ann Arbor. It’s Michigan vs. Notre Dame tonight in what has been billed for months as the biggest non-Ohio State home game in Michigan Stadium history. First night game - ever. Did we mention - ever? EVER! Fans are pumped. UM students are witty. Let's get rolling!

Sep 12, 2011Football
Erin Andrews With ‘You Took Ohio State -18.5?’ Face [Morning Twitpic]

Erin Andrews With ‘You Took Ohio State -18.5?’ Face [Morning Twitpic]

Yes, Erin, it was a horrible play seeing as how the Buckeyes offense is kinda pathetic. We totally won't make such stupid decisions next week. Anyway, BC is back to the grind after attending that Michigan-Notre Dame thriller. If there was ever a team capable of getting beat on an 80-yard-drive with :30 to go, it would be the Domers. What else did we learn this weekend? Cam Newton just made those pants a little more valuable. Let's get rolling.

Sep 10, 2011Football
ASU Chicks Take Blackout To The Next Level With Blackface [Weekend Twitpic]

ASU Chicks Take Blackout To The Next Level With Blackface [Weekend Twitpic]

The ASU campus was on high alert last night for an all-out blackout as their Sun Devils faced Missouri for the right to go 2-0 and become the latest team for ESPN GameDay to coo about. But a few ASU chicks took blackout to mean that they needed to really blackout and get all painted up (via @Jose3030) . Of course we'll be efforting the frat house video of the hosing off process. Anyway, we're headed to Ann Arbor. See you there.

Sep 9, 2011Other Sports
ESPN’s Matthew Barnaby: Kids Part Of Lucky Sperm Club [TWEETS]

ESPN’s Matthew Barnaby: Kids Part Of Lucky Sperm Club [TWEETS]

We seem to think that ESPN badboy Matthew Barnaby had second thoughts after posting the following tweet back on August 30. "That is part of the lucky sperm club! I used to get a hose and spray myself!," Barnaby tweeted and included a photo of two children next to a pool. The post was deleted from his Twitter account, but as most of us know, those pesky Lockerz images still hold the tweet. Definition of lucky sperm club - JUMP!

Sep 9, 2011Other Sports
Anna Kournikova Trading $9mm Junker For $20mm Miami Mansion [Photos]

Anna Kournikova Trading $9mm Junker For $20mm Miami Mansion [Photos]

Tennis legend Anna Kournikova and boyfriend Enrique Iglesias are building a new $20 million home in Miami that Scarface would be proud of. Hopefully it doesn't end as badly for them as it did for Tony Montana. Her old pad is on the market for $9mm and was a piece of junk. In honor of this excess we've got an excess of Anna Kournikova pics for you. We know that's what you really wanted anyway. Check it!

Sep 9, 2011Other Sports
Joey Diehl On Epic MMA Gash: “I Knew It Was Going To Be A Bad Cut”

Joey Diehl On Epic MMA Gash: “I Knew It Was Going To Be A Bad Cut”

Joey Diehl kinda found us today on Twitter and of course it was in the best interest of Busted Coverage to get the scoop as to how this 22-year-old MMA fighter earned "Greatest MMA Cut In Fighting History." One thing led to another and Diehl was telling us how a "lil jump knee" opened him up and turned his face into a horror scene. In a matter of minutes, Joey submitted his opponent and became an instant hero. JUMP!

Sep 9, 2011
Coastal Carolina Coach David Bennett’s Cats & Dogs Presser [VIDEO]

Coastal Carolina Coach David Bennett’s Cats & Dogs Presser [VIDEO]

Coastal Carolina head football coach David Bennett is an emotional being. He's also an instant hero to the stoner-football fan crowd for his weekly press conference where he told the media he wants his players to be more like dogs instead of scaredy cats. Not kidding, you have to see this guy in action. You think stoners are mesmerized by G4 Attack of the Show or Tosh.o, you ain't seen nothing yet. Video - JUMP!

Sep 9, 2011Other Sports
Jered Weaver’s Wedding Registry Includes $17 Splatter Screen

Jered Weaver’s Wedding Registry Includes $17 Splatter Screen

It was announced less than 20 days ago that Jered Weaver signed an $85 million extension with the Angels. So it shouldn't come as a shock that upon inspection of his wedding registry - November 12 is the big day - that Busted Coverage should announce a big F-YOU to a guy asking for a $17 splatter screen from Great-Aunt Becky who can barely afford the damn cable to watch her multi-millionaire MLB nephew. Splatter screen - JUMP!

Sep 9, 2011Features
Boomer Circles The Wagons & Beavers Take Their Licks [Daily WTF]

Boomer Circles The Wagons & Beavers Take Their Licks [Daily WTF]

You have no idea how stuffed our email gets with random photos of ridiculous ‘stuff’ that really has no immediate home on Busted Coverage. The solution was to hire an editor who will bring you the best of the best from the inbox. Have a photo for this series? Send it in. If it makes the cut, it’ll be published. Email us. mail@bustedcoverage.com