2011 September - page 4
Sep 21, 2011Features
Lorenzo Neal DUI Legendary Witness Girlfriend Writes To BC [Cuff ‘Em]

Lorenzo Neal DUI Legendary Witness Girlfriend Writes To BC [Cuff ‘Em]

Samantha wrote to us last night re: this Lorenzo Neal DUI case: "It's more regarding Kevin Spring, ya know, the Jeff Spicoli look alike. Well, ya see, he's my boyfriend. And one day, as i decided to google all the important people in my life, we googled him. And this amazing article came up. Crazy to hear other people find Kevin as fascinating as i do. He wanted to email y'all, but decidedly had me do so instead. He just wanted to thank you guys. Tell you you're tight. Rad." JUMP!

Sep 21, 2011Other Sports
Ric Flair Visited Fenway Last Night – WOOOOOOOO! [Morning Twitpic]

Ric Flair Visited Fenway Last Night – WOOOOOOOO! [Morning Twitpic]

The Nature Boy was in Boston last night to hopefully bust the Sox out of the funk that has allowed the Tampa Rays to get within two games of the A.L. wild card lead. He brought along a TNA championship belt and the classic Nature Boy entertainment value. That meant Ric was given the responsibility of introducing the Sox lineup. Ever the entertainer, he ended the lineup with at least three WOOOOOOOOs! He then watched the Sox split a DH.

Sep 20, 2011Other Sports
Steve-O Broken Nose Via Mike Tyson Punch [PHOTO]

Steve-O Broken Nose Via Mike Tyson Punch [PHOTO]

Amazingly, this photo of Steve-O the day after Mike Tyson broke his nose with a single punch, has been available for the world to see since September 11. However, it's just come to light by those who want to see what Tyson still has left in the tank. "Tonight I asked Mike Tyson for a black eye and I wound up with two black eyes and a broken nose. Thanks so much, Brother," O wrote on the 11th. There's also video, if that's your thing. If only Mike would start smoking crack again.

Sep 20, 2011Soccer
Norwegian Club Sandefjord Naked Soccer Stretching Hazing Day [PHOTO]

Norwegian Club Sandefjord Naked Soccer Stretching Hazing Day [PHOTO]

So the boys with the Sandefjord club in Norway the other day had some fun at the expense of some junior goalies who happened to lose a bet with the veteran goaltenders. Somebody would be doing naked stretches. Can you tell who the losers are? Would this fly with the Jets or Patriots or the Jaguars? Not a chance. Think Blaine Gabbert is dropping trou for the amusement of Maurice Jones-Drew? Norway, where public dong is punishment. (via Kickette]

Sep 20, 2011NFL
Lady Gaga Continues To Do Dumb S#$% At Sporting Events [Photos]

Lady Gaga Continues To Do Dumb S#$% At Sporting Events [Photos]

Lady Gaga and her entourage made an appearance at the New York Giants game last night. What do you think happened? Well, in true Lady Gaga form, she got drunk and poured a bunch of champagne out the front of her luxury suite. Perfectly good champagne. LOSER. Need to see a gallery of her stupid ass acting like a fool? JUMP!

Sep 20, 2011Football
Western New Mexico Bus Blows Up, Team Wins Football Game Anyway [Photos]

Western New Mexico Bus Blows Up, Team Wins Football Game Anyway [Photos]

FIIIIIRRREEE! The Western New Mexico football team is one resilient bunch. After their team bus exploded while en route to play Fort Lewis College on Friday, the team got a new bus, new equipment, Nike threw in some cleats & they finished their trip and beat Fort Lewis anyway. No one was injured in the fire... except the bus. Check out the charred remains here.

Sep 20, 2011wags
Kelsi Reich Is Holiest WAG/NFL Cheerleader Of All Time! [PHOTOS]

Kelsi Reich Is Holiest WAG/NFL Cheerleader Of All Time! [PHOTOS]

Her Twitter bio reads: "Trust in the Lord with ALL your heart & lean not on your own understanding. In ALL your ways acknowledge Him & He will direct your paths. Proverbs 3:5-6." Her name is Kelsi Reich. She just happens to be a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader and Buffalo Bills' WR David Nelson's WAG. After close examination and investigation, Busted Coverage researchers feel comfortable in naming Kelsi "God's Holiest WAG/Cheerleader Combo - EVER! JUMP!

Sep 20, 2011Football
Nike Outfitting Oregon Ducks Cheerleaders In Pro Combat! [28 PHOTOS]

Nike Outfitting Oregon Ducks Cheerleaders In Pro Combat! [28 PHOTOS]

It's all the rage for college football programs across the country. The battle between Nike and Under Armour to out pro-combat each other is at a fevered pitch. But there is only one sporting manufacturer that seems to be getting into the cheerleader pro-combat market and, oddly enough, it's Nike. Say hello to the camo, two-piece Oregon Ducks' cheerleader uniforms that recently made their world debut against Nevada. Your move, Song Girls. JUMP!

Sep 20, 2011
Mike Tyson At Charlie Sheen Roast Video If You Missed It [VIDEO]

Mike Tyson At Charlie Sheen Roast Video If You Missed It [VIDEO]

Of course you want to hear Mike Tyson destroy the English language at the Charlie Sheen roast. Of course you missed it because there was Monday Night Football and life to live. But that's what the Internet is for. Why watch it when a blog will bring you the highlights? Now for a game we're going to play. Figure out what's odd about this video. Something is off about Mike's speech besides the use of words he can't define. Leave comments below - JUMP!

Sep 20, 2011Features
St. Louis Rams Sacking & Lindsay Lohan Making Out With Mom [Daily WTF]

St. Louis Rams Sacking & Lindsay Lohan Making Out With Mom [Daily WTF]

You have no idea how stuffed our email gets with random photos of ridiculous ‘stuff’ that really has no immediate home on Busted Coverage. The solution was to hire an editor who will bring you the best of the best from the inbox. Have a photo for this series? Send it in. If it makes the cut, it’ll be published. Email us. mail@bustedcoverage.com

Sep 20, 2011Other Sports
‘Ferris Bueller’s Day Off’ To Be Shown At Wrigley Field In October; Bleachers $10

‘Ferris Bueller’s Day Off’ To Be Shown At Wrigley Field In October; Bleachers $10

Groupon, the site that loves to bombard your inbox with super-duper-can't-pass-up deals, has pretty much taken a giant machete and chopped off the head of Baseball History. Blood, brains & Harry Caray's balls splattered on the corner of Clark & Addison. Someone tell us it can't be true that Wrigley Field will be used as a giant drive-in theater (minus the Audis) in October to show 'Ferris Bueller's Day Off' on multiple screens positioned around the ballpark. JUMP!

Sep 20, 2011Football
Carson Palmer Crushing Tecate’s At USC-Syracuse Tailgate [PHOTOS]

Carson Palmer Crushing Tecate’s At USC-Syracuse Tailgate [PHOTOS]

Where is Carson Palmer these days? Hanging out with fatty USC jersey chasers at the Trojans-Syracuse game. It seems the Bengals former franchise QB would rather slam Tecate's (red can in a koozie = Tecate) than be in Denver for an NFL game. Your call, bro, but this tailgate looks pretty weak compared to throwing TD passes to stud A.J. Green. Again, sticking to your guns means plenty of free time for beers. See that, Bengals fan. This is how much he hates Brown. JUMP!

Sep 20, 2011
Toledo Fan Is Arkansas State’s New Offensive Coordinator [VIDEO]

Toledo Fan Is Arkansas State’s New Offensive Coordinator [VIDEO]

BC tipster Qwait (odd choice of nickname) sent word this morning that we missed the Toledo fan this past Friday night. "He's a toolbag and making blowjob gestures on ESPN. Good job toledo," Qwait writes. Ahh, but wait, maybe Brian (sounds like a good Ohio name) is just trying to make a resume tape for the future Arkansas State offensive coordinator job. That school seems to like a guy who can make solid oral sex motions on national TV. Watch as Brian shines - JUMP!

Sep 20, 2011Features
Whiteys Guide To Buying NFL Scalper Tickets From Black Dudes [Cuff ‘Em]

Whiteys Guide To Buying NFL Scalper Tickets From Black Dudes [Cuff ‘Em]

Look, whiteys, are you really this stupid? Like, so stupid towards buying football tickets that you forgo buying tickets with StubHub and decide to make deals with some bro standing on a Charlotte street corner? Your dumbass deserves to be ripped off because you should never trust a black dude with what looks to be a throat tat. NEVER! Should police be hauling Walter Sledge to jail? No, he should be doing public service announcements. "You white people so dumb." JUMP!

Sep 20, 2011NFL
Jon Gruden Packing Weapon Of Mass Destruction On MNF [Morning Twitpic]

Jon Gruden Packing Weapon Of Mass Destruction On MNF [Morning Twitpic]

Even the broadcasters make week-to-week adjustments. Then how about making sure that next week Jon Gruden isn't making Jaws smile with that crazy two-headed monster in his pants. Anyway, the Giants win (you also lose with the Rams +8.5) 28-16. Eli looked pretty horrible and the Giants received two gimme TDs. In other news, our attention turns to West Virginia-LSU. We'll be there for the couch burning & rednecks vs. the Cajuns. Fun! (via @WorldofIsaac)

Sep 19, 2011
Crowd Reacts To Mariano Rivera’s Record 602nd Save [VIDEO]

Crowd Reacts To Mariano Rivera’s Record 602nd Save [VIDEO]

It's kinda a shame that Mariano Rivera couldn't get his 602, & MLB record, save against the Red Sox or to clinch an A.L. East title. But you won't hear any of the 40k or so who showed up for a Monday afternoon game complaining. Think about this for a minute: Rivera has only given up 20+ ER in a season - as a closer - three times. Still don't think Rivera has been that dominant? The guy has faced 4800 hitters & surrendered 933 hits. Video of today's milestone - JUMP!

Sep 19, 2011Football
Fake Vince Young Is Sex Offender Stephan Pittman [TWEETS]

Fake Vince Young Is Sex Offender Stephan Pittman [TWEETS]

Vince Young is rightfully freaking out this afternoon on Twitter after breaking the news that some black dude going around Washington D.C. claiming to be the Eagles' backup QB. But this isn't just some random nutjob, this guy, Stephan Pittman, is a scary dude. Pittman is a registered sex offender who is known to police. Accordingly, Vince has been glued to Twitter with hopes that the crazy dude leaves him be as the third-string QB. JUMP!

Sep 19, 2011Other Sports
Meet The New York Mets Rookie Cheerleaders [Photos]

Meet The New York Mets Rookie Cheerleaders [Photos]

You know what's not sexy? It's simple - New York Mets' rookies in cheerleader uniforms. The underachieving ballclub had some fun last night with its annual rookie hazing by making youngsters look like they're about to partake in a gay porn in Chelsea. But these guys are troopers. They're able to laugh about being called up and becoming the Mets cheerleading team. You guys do realize these photos will live on the Internet? JUMP!

Sep 19, 2011NFL
Todd Blackledge Finally Unloading 1984 Mercedes-Benz [PHOTOS]

Todd Blackledge Finally Unloading 1984 Mercedes-Benz [PHOTOS]

First, let's just say the headline is a little deceiving. From what we can tell from CarFax reports, Todd Blackledge unloaded his 1984 about a year ago as it went through a car auction, according to documents. Now it's on eBay for all to see. Blackledge, a Penn Stater who went to the NFL with the K.C. Chiefs, bought this car in 1983. It was with him for 27 years. Through thick and thin. Through his bachelor days. Todd waxes poetic about his ride - JUMP!

Sep 19, 2011NFL
Diora Baird Is Rob Ryan’s Play Chart Model [40 PHOTOS]

Diora Baird Is Rob Ryan’s Play Chart Model [40 PHOTOS]

The Internets are kinda buzzing this afternoon after someone snapped a screencap of Rob Ryan's interesting play chart during yesterday's Cowboys-Niners tilt. If you look very closely at that chart, you'll see a photo of the lovely Diora Baird. Tipsters sent word to @JimmyTraina and suddenly the Guess model will gain 15 minutes of fame this week as Rob's secret crush. Can't blame the guy. At least he's not some foot pervert. Gallery for Rob - JUMP!

Sep 19, 2011Other Sports
16 NHL Media Twitter Must-Follows For 2011 Season

16 NHL Media Twitter Must-Follows For 2011 Season

For those of you sleeping and not realizing that the NHL season is just around the corner, time to wake up. NHL rookies are already scraping in preseason games, the Stanley Cup is done with its tours of Boston and the sport could see a huge spike in viewership thanks to the NBA lockout. BC hockey correspondent Jessica Redfield breaks down the Twitter accounts you must be following this NHL season. Freshen up, boys, you just might become a hockey fan this winter. JUMP!

Sep 19, 2011NFL
Tebow Statue Police Booting Vols’ Fan For Disrespecting Bronze Tebow [PHOTOS]

Tebow Statue Police Booting Vols’ Fan For Disrespecting Bronze Tebow [PHOTOS]

We just happened to be on a Nashville-Jacksonville flight Friday morning with a bunch of Vols' fans headin' down to The Swamp for some pigskin. With the Southwest seating arrangements, BC ended up in the back of the bird with camo-hat wearing boys who were thirsty. One guy drank five beers in an hour. And it was like 9 a.m. Flash forward to Saturday when UT fan decided to disrespect Tebow statue. Not cool, according to Tebow statue police. JUMP!

Sep 19, 2011Features
Miles Austin Planking The Field, Porn Is Healthy & Squirrel Getting A Nut [Daily WTF]

Miles Austin Planking The Field, Porn Is Healthy & Squirrel Getting A Nut [Daily WTF]

You have no idea how stuffed our email gets with random photos of ridiculous ‘stuff’ that really has no immediate home on Busted Coverage. The solution was to hire an editor who will bring you the best of the best from the inbox. Have a photo for this series? Send it in. If it makes the cut, it’ll be published. Email us. mail@bustedcoverage.com

Sep 19, 2011Other Sports
Larry Merchant Would Kick Floyd Mayweather Jr.’s Ass [VIDEO]

Larry Merchant Would Kick Floyd Mayweather Jr.’s Ass [VIDEO]

It was the best fight this weekend - Larry Merchant vs. Floyd Mayweather Jr. Sure, the pay-per-view fight that you suckers purchased was a giant cluster$%^&^. Sure, Floyd Mayweather Jr. is the biggest piece of garbage in boxing history. Sure, the sport of boxing wouldn'be be talked about if it weren't for Mayweather. Of course you want to hear Floyd and Larry go at it. Ever heard of respecting your elders? Not happening here, folks. JUMP!

Sep 19, 2011Football
2011 ESPN GameDay: Florida State Vs. Oklahoma [36 PHOTOS]

2011 ESPN GameDay: Florida State Vs. Oklahoma [36 PHOTOS]

This shall serve as our final report from Tallahasee where Florida State fans from far and wide hauled their asses to town for the Oklahoma game. Did you realize the nearest airport with decent flights is Jacksonville - 175 miles away? Did you realize Tallahassee in September is the hottest place on the planet. Easily 115 degrees with the humidity. Did you realize this means women wear as little as possible? Full recap of a day at a college party mecca - JUMP!

Sep 19, 2011Features
Jay Mariotti To TMZ: I’m Innocent [Cuff ‘EM]

Jay Mariotti To TMZ: I’m Innocent [Cuff ‘EM]

Jay Mariotti is kinda starting to talk about the assaulting-his-GF-case that ruined his ESPN loudmouth career and now gives viewers hope that Skip Bayless meets a similar fate. Jay tells TMZ that he's innocent (of what, we're not sure). Maybe you remember that the former Sun-Times columnist was accused of roughing up his chick in a 2010 incident. Jay also says Charlie Sheen gets second chances, but he's supposed to live like a judge. So sad. Really sad.

Sep 19, 2011Football
FSU Might’ve Lost Game, Didn’t Lose Tailgate War [Morning Twitpic]

FSU Might’ve Lost Game, Didn’t Lose Tailgate War [Morning Twitpic]

And we're back from 2.5 days of sweat, Jungle Juice® & FSU Cowgirls in Tallahassee for Florida State vs. Oklahoma. Want to know what FSU is like for a huge football Saturday? Take Spring Break, the biggest/bestest fratty party, RV convention, Mardi Gras and throw out any and all liquor laws. Want to carry a 750ml bottle of Jack to ESPN GameDay? Go for it. Want to take a keg to GameDay? Saw that, too. Folks, it's pandemonium. And we liked it, very much. (via @Meg_Collier)

Sep 17, 2011Football
Ashton Kutcher Watches Iowa Pull Off Historic Comeback And His Wife Is Still Hot [Photos]

Ashton Kutcher Watches Iowa Pull Off Historic Comeback And His Wife Is Still Hot [Photos]

The Iowa Hawkeyes pulled off a historic comeback today, turning a 27-10 fourth quarter deficit into a 31-27 win. It was the biggest comeback in school history and celeb Hawks fan Ashton Kutcher was their to witness it. We're fans of history and we're also fans of Kutcher's wife, Demi Moore. So, in honor of the Hawks' big win and hot women over 40, here's a gallery of Demi at her best. Check it!

Sep 17, 2011GameDay Signs
2011 ESPN GameDay Signs: Florida State Vs. Oklahoma [PHOTOS]

2011 ESPN GameDay Signs: Florida State Vs. Oklahoma [PHOTOS]

Welcome back to another year of Saturday mornings with Busted Coverage and our ESPN GameDay Signs project where we give you the best of the best from Tallahassee, Florida. It’s Florida State vs. Oklahoma tonight in what is FSU's chance to get back into the national spotlight with a 8 p.m. EST ABC kickoff. We're coming to you live from the action. Hit us up at @bustedcoverage. It has been a long time for FSU fan. They're pumped. Let’s get rolling!

Sep 17, 2011Football
Rod Gilmore Diagramming Pencil Dong For Boise Vs. Toledo [Weekend Twitpic]

Rod Gilmore Diagramming Pencil Dong For Boise Vs. Toledo [Weekend Twitpic]

Road Test Weekend! Road Test Weekend! Road Test Weekend! Has that been slammed down your throat enough the last two nights by ESPN? LSU looked just fine and so did Boise. And both teams covered. Toledo was getting 20 and was 4-0 lifetime at home against ranked opponents. Yeah, that streak is over. So that brings us to Road Test Saturday. Someone is going down. Since we're in Tallahassee, might as well be Oklahoma. GameDay pics, coming soon!