• You can now gamble on Lingerie Football League! • Aroldis Chapman's new house & pool waterfall • Gallery Time! Miss Angola wins Miss Universe! • Christina Hendricks Alert! Girls on the red carpet • 15 Greatest Melissa Satta Thong Photos - EVER • Look! Look! Rihanna's new Armani ads are special • WTF, Local News: HUGE 9/11 Bill Clinton Fail • Husky Nebraska Band Chick Pounding Pretzel
Dear God, why do You have to make us watch a sober Kyle Orton go 24-for-46 and 304 yards passing? Sure, Sober Kyle got the Broncos close, 23-20, but that was the end of the comeback as the Raiders got a road victory. Meanwhile, at a Publix, Tebow's Extreme Coupon team was hitting the V8 Splash aisle where Big Jim was about to go ape shit with a $2 off coupon. Normal price for the Splash = $1.88. That means Jim could get 125 bottles for free & cash back from Publix.
Normally we'd be in bed by now but we had Tom Brady Will Throw 525 Yards +1500 on the moneyline so figured it was a good reason to stay up late on a Monday night. Anyway, Twitter dorks went nuts tonight over Ron Jaworski using sh*t in a sentence to reference a Chad Henne pass play. Of course the race was on to see what blog would have the video posted first. Not sure who to congratulate, but it's now on YouTube and you can watch. JUMP!
We know you love Kate Upton, so although this has nothing to do with sports, we're bringing it to you anyway. Upton was on the trading floor at financial services firm Cantor Fitzgerald on Monday making calls for charity. The story of Cantor Fitzgerald is almost as amazing as Kate Upton is gorgeous. Check it out and yes, there's a gallery of Kate Upton, too.
The Washington Nationals may not be very good on the baseball diamond, but at least their an entertaining bunch. Sixteen rookies were required to dress up as Smurfs, complete with blue body paint and tight white pants on Sunday. Ace Stephen Strasburg was Papa Smurf and catcher Wilson Ramos was a very ugly looking Smurfette. For some of the strangest rookie hazing we've ever seen, check out this gallery!
Our new Montana-based tipster, Austin, came back with more intel on Grizzlies Streaker Bro. "No word yet on schools reaction, but here are two pics from the game that were posted on our school newspapers website Thanks again mang." We promptly wrote Austin back and told him to never use 'mang' in a thank you email. Anyway, BC Photo Editor Big Gay Rich caught wind of the Montana Boy Toy photos."Totally watching Brokeback Mountain tonight...teeee heee!," Rich wrote. JUMP!
• Jessica Rafalowski is the new Beach Bunny of 2011 • Rihanna is now a Armani lingerie model • Football Jerseys: These girls wearing them are amazing • Megan Fox tries to seduce the cameras • Danica McKellar is every man's childhood fantasy • Hooters girls remembering 9/11 • The 20 hottest photos of Keira Knightley • I may have to follow Danielle Sullivan on Twitter now
We need your help, Busted Coverage Nation. Name this chick arrested post-Georgia vs. South Carolina. A 25-year-old Athens woman arrested for public intoxication after police found her passed out in the parking lot of Carousel Village Apartments, 1907 S. Milledge Ave., next to a pile of her own vomit. If you can name her and provide Facebook photos, it might be rewardable. At least one of you knows something. firstname.lastname@example.org
Once again we are dumbfounded by the excess by which a baseball player lives his life. You think Adrian Beltre really needs 15 bathrooms for a seven bed house? You think Adrian drops his morning deuce in a different toilet for two consecutive weeks in the offseason? Mr. Beltre, who has earned/will earn nearly $88mm in his MLB career, is trying to unload his California mansion. The cost? Just $19.8 million. And the man cave sucks balls. JUMP!
Listen, before we even go any further, let us explain that we cannot show the bare ass of #6 from the Philadelphia Passion from Friday's LFL opener for the home team and the Tampa Breeze. Company policy, morons. Anyway, that's Marirose Roach, the 2010 LFL Offensive Player of the Year. She went for 102 and five touchdowns in the 48-0 trouncing of Tampa. But you guys aren't here for the game. You want malfunctions. JUMP!
You have no idea how stuffed our email gets with random photos of ridiculous ‘stuff’ that really has no immediate home on Busted Coverage. The solution was to hire an editor who will bring you the best of the best from the inbox. Have a photo for this series? Send it in. If it makes the cut, it’ll be published. Email us. email@example.com
When none other than Joe Namath, Bill Bellamy and NBC political analyst Chuck Todd tweet about your rookie performance, that means something. Seriously, just look at those three names. POWER. Prestige. Bellamy is such an NFL fan that he tweeted this morning: My team is the Giants! We got Ely [SIC] Manning. the Costco version of Peyton . Damn we need a better QB!! Anybody coming out of jail? Anyway, Cam's opener. Time for us to gloat. JUMP!
Just received an email from Austin who writes to us about a naked man running around a football field on Saturday: "Hello BC, wats good, On saturday our Grizzlies whomped the shit out of Cal Poly, and my buddy's roommate went streaking with an entire student section screaming his name... "Dan the Man!" Then there was a video and a Twitter search revealed that naked guy wasn't arrested. Montana - Where Dong Runs Wild! JUMP!
Our buddy Isaac at Guyism was up quite early this morning and hit the football fight jackpot with this video of UCF fan going toe-to-toe with what we assume is an Orlando cop. Notice the rent-an-unemployed-cops are backing up on this one. A Taser is out and MMA cop's coworker is looking to shiv Phi Psi bro in the kidney. But UCF bro isn't going down without a struggle. Watch as cop guy gets Bro into full mount and pretty much end this nonsense. JUMP!
Welcome to the Good Time Charleys/Bubble Island/South University Galleria area of the UM campus. It's where students hang for dollar beers & cheap Thai food. It seems that area was also home to a 2:45 a.m. Sunday morning melee after UM beat ND with that :28 drive. In other news, students at the University of Texas at San Antonio were getting arrested - again - this weekend. We have at least three UTSA bros getting an escort out of the Alamodome. JUMP!
Welcome back to another year of Saturday mornings with Busted Coverage and our ESPN GameDay Signs project where we give you the best of the best from Ann Arbor. It’s Michigan vs. Notre Dame tonight in what has been billed for months as the biggest non-Ohio State home game in Michigan Stadium history. First night game - ever. Did we mention - ever? EVER! Fans are pumped. UM students are witty. Let's get rolling!
• MUST-SEE: AUBURN WAR EAGLE ATTACKS FANS! • Tom Izzo & The Situation hanging this weekend • The guy who pissed himself at Chargers-Vikes game • Angels Hazing: Dude has to dress up like Lady Gaga • Sarah Jackson modeling like 15 bikinis for no reason • Party Chicks With Red Cups: A Gallery! • Your full #FriskyFriday recap for Sept. 9, 2011 • Fox's Chris Myers ordering bourbon during game
Yes, Erin, it was a horrible play seeing as how the Buckeyes offense is kinda pathetic. We totally won't make such stupid decisions next week. Anyway, BC is back to the grind after attending that Michigan-Notre Dame thriller. If there was ever a team capable of getting beat on an 80-yard-drive with :30 to go, it would be the Domers. What else did we learn this weekend? Cam Newton just made those pants a little more valuable. Let's get rolling.
• Your Week 2 Gambling Lines: We like OSU -18.5 • Week 2 Cheerleader Showdown: Bama vs. Penn St. • N.C. State Dancer Gallery: Meet Kelsey • Butt Alert: Paz Vega bikini time on some boat • Jordan Carver unleashed in a library for no reason • Heidi Klum explains why she's always topless on beach • We Give You: Bikinis & heavy weaponry! • Shortest Kickboxing Fight In History Of Kickboxing