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Who is @ScottPetrak? He’s some journalist notebook jockey for the Elyria Chronicle-Telegram and has the Browns beat. Here’s what Scott Dog dropped on the Twitter-verse today: “Sorry, single ladies. Hot rumor from #Browns locker room: RB Peyton Hillis is engaged.” And with that, disgusting, 230-pounders from Broadview Heights had their hearts ripped from their chests.

Our investigators instantly started the hunt for the future Mrs. Hillis and have sorta been stumped.

The first stop is with the jersey chasers at Talk-Sports.net where Estrogen Enemies battle it out with WAG news and nuggets. These ladies are usually spot-on with crazy insider intel.

But the Hillis trail is sorta dry.

Anonymous (Sophomore) wrote on Tue, 27 Sep 2011 16:35:17 GMT reply

Saw Peyton down at Pappadeux’s last night by the DTC area!   Not sure whom he was with – but she was pretty average looking to me…Atleast be seen with something worth while buddy!  HA

Anonymous (Veteran) wrote on Tue, 23 Aug 2011 02:51:13 GMT

I heard that earlier this summer he was dating a teacher who lives about an hour away from Cleveland…I can’t remember her name or where she was teaching…anyone know who I mean…to be fair I heard this from someone who heard it from someone else…we all know how that goes !

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Tue, 23 Aug 2011 04:11:12 GMT

He has “dated” that teacher on and off. But before Brittany and again this spring. I can’t for the life of me think of the district she’s in. It’s not that far as an hour outside Cleveland but it isn’t the city.

That teacher lead seems to be the best we can offer in this case. There are rumors of being blonde. Maybe big breasts. Kinda what we’d expect minus the teacher job. (Don’t be thrown off by this WeddingChannel.com registry. Looks to be another Peyton Hillis out there in society.)

By the way, if this is just some sort of joke that Scott Dog is pulling on Twitter, we’ll hunt him down and chop off his dominant tweeting hand. Promise.

One of you has the goods on this one and can bust it open. Do your thing on our tip hotline.

mail@bustedcoverage.com

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