McIlroy gave the world’s top female tennis player a new golf club with the moniker Wozzilroy engraved on it, which raises of couple of questions, other than the seriousness of their relationship. Let’s face it, they’re at the lovey dovey phase.
They’re probably whispering sweet nothings into each other’s ear, holding hands everywhere they go and engaging in PDA with impunity.
Now that this has been established, here are the real questions.
1. Do McIlroy and Wozniacki consider themselves the Brangelina (or perhaps the ill-fated Bennifer) of sports?
Sure, she’s the No. 1 player in the world. Sure, he won the U.S. Open and is the third-ranked player in the world. But really?
No one watches golf until the majors and, well, only the country club set watches tennis, so Wozzilroy is hardly a Brangelina, even in the sports world. We’d probably vote for someone like Dwyane Wade and Gabrielle Union for that role. We’d call them Wunion.
2. Why does Wozniacki’s name come first in the name mash-up?
If you take any of the other instances, you’ll notice the man’s name comes first. Brad + Angelina = Brangelina. Ben + Jennifer = Bennifer. Wade + Union = Wunion.
Yeah, we just made that last one up, but you get the point. I guess we know who wears the pants in this relationship. Should have gone with Roroline, boy!
Anyway, here are some pics of Caroline in a bikini to take your mind off it.