Poon Of The SEC Candidate Stabs Husband During Bama Game [Cuff ‘Em]

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Here we go again with the Ohio vs. Alabama Craziest Bastards On The Face Of The Planet Challenge! You might remember last week when the Ohio resident was banging a pool raft. Alabama just wouldn’t be shown up like that. Over the weekend the Southerners stole the flag from OH with Kimberly Hicks & her husband slamming some beers during Bama vs. Kent State. One thing led to another & mamma stabbed daddy. 

Our buddies at Friends of the Program sent word yesterday about Kim. Just a heads up, she’s 54.

Via the Decatur Daily:

Deputies who responded to a domestic assault call at Hicks’ address found Donald Hicks on the front porch with a wounded hand. He told deputies his wife had stabbed him once, Franklin said.

Franklin said she did not know which team Hicks pulled for, or whether the argument arose from a dispute about the game.

“Honestly, I don’t know what the argument took place over,” she said. “There was alcohol involved, they were watching the football game, an argument broke out and it ended with her attempting to stab him and she cut his finger.”

Donald Hicks refused to go to the hospital, Franklin said, and was treated at the scene.

Kimberly Hicks was at first believed to be inside the locked residence, but deputies discovered she had fled on foot through a field, Franklin said.

A canine unit attempted to track her down.

The sheriff didn’t know which team Hicks was pulling for? Who you trying to bullshit, chief. Donald probably told her to get him a beer, she told him to f-off and one thing led to another. What beer you think this looker pounds? Natty Light too extravagant? Stroh’s? They still sell the champagne of all beers, Goebel, in the South?

Wonder if she’d get in Cam Newton’s pants if we set up a photoshoot?

[Sheriff: Stabbing follows UA game]

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