We cannot let the Masturbation World Series slip by without breaking down this classic matchup in true Busted Coverage fashion. While other blogs are trying to figure out what Texas A&M to the SEC means for the future of college football, our editors have been watching Twitter for tweets relating to tonight’s HUGE showdown. Dickey vs. Hand. Hand vs. Dickey. Folks, this is why the Internet was founded. For garbage like this.
Dickey Vs. Hand Fun Facts:
• Bodog has Dickey as the -122 favorite
• You can also play Dickey on the Total Strikeouts prop bet
• Brad Hand is making his 10th MLB start
• Hand hails from Minneapolis
• Dickie is from Nashville
• Other Masturbation World Series matchups that have never materialized: Furbush-Dickie.
• Brad Hand is so new to the Majors, he doesn’t even have girlfriend updates on talk-sports.net.