Are a few of the following photos weak? Of course, but they all can't be 10s. Deal with it. Don't even start emailing us saying, "Weak. That Kentucky chick is just bonging a beer." Um, true, but did you happen to catch the handicap dude photobombing her ass from the comfy motorized wheelchair. Suck it. Anyway, we're two weeks from the first college football weekend and you need inspiration for your 2011 beer bong. This should help. Bongs! Grandma ripping a bong! JUMP!
Playboy's Miss September 2011 Tiffany Toth isn't a huge baseball fan, but she has some of the greatest chick stories about baseball you'll ever hear. Smuggling beer into an Angels game? Check. Good start, right? She also tells Busted Coverage 5 Questions Editor Joe Student that she likes to stay home and cook. Um, and she wants to eventually open a bakery. Did we mention she got naked for Playboy? It's like this chick was shot out of a cannon and right into our lives. JUMP!
So the lovely ladies at our sister site, CollegeCandy, have thrown down the gauntlet with a little challenge called He Said/She Said and they walked into our wheelhouse - football. They want to know why we get up at 9 a.m. on a Saturday to pour over dozens of online 'insiders' telling us who'll cover the spread, followed by two hours of GameDay, which leads to the Noon kickoffs, followed by the 3:30 regional broadcast, which ironically lead right into the 7:30 (EST) ESPN game, which is just an appetizer for the ABC Saturday night game with Brent Musburger tweaking our nipples by uttering "You are looking live..."
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You're not invited to the Kim Kardashian-Kris Humphries nuptials tomorrow and now neither is part of Bruce Jenner's family. Kardashian trimmed her guest list by 50 people reportedly because the venue couldn't hold them. We're sure no one will be angry about this. More importantly, we've got a gallery of Kim and that great ass! One more day until she's off the market. Your move, Bush. JUMP!
Back to back videos this morning only because both are relevant to this time in sports history. Now comes the video that has Miami fired up this morning. It's Uncle Luke (Luther Campbell) last night at Liv busting out a version of "F$%^ Shapiro" with some "Me So Horny." You gotta hand it to this guy, even at 52-years-old the guy handles a mic unlike any rapper in history. And he can mix in college football at a moments notice. Amazing stuff! JUMP!
The headline is legit. This is a video from Fusion ammunition featuring the UFCer Brock Lesnar blasting caps into prairie dogs in Bismarck, North Dakota. We're going to stay away from the fight that is about to ensue between animal rights activists and gun-toters who'll defend Brock as just another man out to feed his children. Does he even have kids? Doesn't matter, does it? Anyway, prairie dogs die, so if you are sensitive to animal death this video isn't for you. JUMP!
Got ourselves a nice Cuff 'Em this morning that revolves around a N.C. gym teacher, a Ruby Tuesday's & a 35-year-old witness who says he saw Michael Lennell Wallace jacking it. Before we go any further, let's digest that middle name. Lennell? WTF is that all about? Total guess: Lennell used to get his ass kicked, decided to go out for the football team, got his ass kicked there and eventually became a gym teacher. Ladies, word is that this guy is hung like a jalapeno popper. JUMP!
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According to @bubbaprog, the NESN crew was fascinated (closeup!) with this praying mantis last night in Kansas City. How much? Even Heidi Watney was giving sideline reports on her new subject. Totally good reason to have a sideline reporter at baseball games. "Let's go down to Heidi who has an interesting childhood story on this praying mantis." In other baseball news, Bryce Harper shredded his hammy last night in Akron. And in N.E. - 21 1st quarter points. Ho, hum.
It looks like they've confused LeBron James with Buddha in China. James, who's touring the country, is being swarmed like a deity and Chinese are cramming themselves into places you need a shoe horn to get them out of just to get a glimpse. It must be because he's American, unless they're a nation that worships choke artists. Take a look at the lengths people are going to just to get near this fourth-quarter disappearing act. JUMP!
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It hit us like a ton of bricks, too. Why and how instantly came to mind. Why would Tony Romo volunteer the news that he and 15 buddies went to a West Virginia cabin for his bachelor party? And, how did they come up with a game of hide-n-seek? The story continues to circulate on the Internets and the Twitter crowd has been less than pleasant towards Party Boy. Listen, if the story doesn't involve strippers & throwing midgets off decks, keep it to yourself. Twitter BOMBS! JUMP!
We're still trying to figure out who had this stellar prank pulled on his SUV, but one member of the Indianapolis Colts showed up to Anderson University this morning to this. Not only was the ride filled with thousands of shipping peanuts, but it was also plastic wrapped. Ahh, those training camp pranks. Jason Garrett wouldn't stand for this kind of crap. Same with Jack Del Rio. The NFL will obviously be investigating this hazing. Heads will roll. PHOTOS! JUMP!
We now know, thanks to the i-Team at US Weekly, that Orlando Magic forward Ryan Anderson is dating reality star and model Gia Allemand. The couple has been publicly gushing over each other on Twitter and, as we're sure you expected, say they're in the perfect relationship. Of course this isn't Gia's first rodeo with a jersey. She once dated Carl Pavano and NHLer Chris Campoli. Nothing could possibly go wrong here, could it? Bikinis! Tweets! JUMP!
A hand gesture to support the Nebraska Cornhuskers that looks like a sexual reference, but can also be construed to look like a cob corn -- now why didn't we think of that? We'll tell you why. Because we come from places populous enough to have something called the NFL and because we have jobs. For those of you in Nebraska, here's the CornFinger!