2011 August - page 8
Aug 5, 2011Football
Ohio U. Bookstore Rips Jim Tressel Winner’s Manual; JT Bracelets Banned [Photos]

Ohio U. Bookstore Rips Jim Tressel Winner’s Manual; JT Bracelets Banned [Photos]

Fallen hero Jim Tressel might have the support of his former players but now the mockery of Sweater Vest has spread to other Ohio campuses, specifically Ohio University. And there's more from the Tressel front. Players hoping to wear JT bracelets for their fallen warrior/father figure have been told that the plastic tributes won't be necessary. NO BRACELETS! Play football, morons. JUMP!

Aug 5, 2011Football
Buy John Madden’s NYC Apartment For $4,395,000! [Photos]

Buy John Madden’s NYC Apartment For $4,395,000! [Photos]

Back in the Spring it was leaked that John Madden's NYC apartment was on the market and the story kinda flew under the radar. First thought for us was, 'Why does John Madden need a NYC crash pad?' Of course there were appearances for CBS & NBC, but we're still trying to figure out why Mad Dog bought this place way back in 1985. If our memory serves us correctly, the guy was on the road for 16 weeks per year with maybe 3-4 weeks in the city for Jets/Giants games. But what do we know. His 2-bedroom hotel is about to pay him some cash back. This place is valuable. JUMP!

Aug 5, 2011Other Sports
Ryan Braun Judging Milwaukee Bucks Dancers During Free Time [Photos]

Ryan Braun Judging Milwaukee Bucks Dancers During Free Time [Photos]

If Ryan Braun played baseball on the East Coast there's a good chance this guy would be a top-20 most recognized athlete. Instead, he's worth in the neighborhood of $105 million (via his Brewers contract) and barely makes a blip on the Twitter radar for his work this week as a guest judge at the Milwaukee Bucks dancer tryouts. But there was the Hebrew Hammer, taking time out of his baseball schedule to tell ladies if they are worth of his shaking it for the Bucks - JUMP!

Aug 5, 2011Features
Big Relief It Is Friday, Dr. Pornsak & Stiff Nipples [Daily WTF]

Big Relief It Is Friday, Dr. Pornsak & Stiff Nipples [Daily WTF]

You have no idea how stuffed our email gets with random photos of ridiculous ‘stuff’ that really has no immediate home on Busted Coverage. The solution was to hire an editor who will bring you the best of the best from the inbox. Have a photo for this series? Send it in. If it makes the cut, it’ll be published. Email us. mail@bustedcoverage.com

Aug 5, 2011NFL
Cleveland Browns Training Camp Photo Essay: BC Visits Berea [30 Photos]

Cleveland Browns Training Camp Photo Essay: BC Visits Berea [30 Photos]

Never been to an NFL training camp and want to really know what it's like to sit in 100-degree heat while players stretch, hit tackling dummies and kickers try to split uprights? Busted Coverage is spending part of its summer to do a mini-NFL training camp tour. Our camp extravaganza kicked off yesterday in Berea, Ohio where the Cleveland Browns have their indoor complex and training camp facilities. Before we go any further, if you are looking for player updates and how Colt McCoy looked throwing the ball, wrong blog. JUMP!

Aug 5, 2011Other Sports
College Volleyballer Marisa Ruckel Busted In Prostitution Ring [Photos]

College Volleyballer Marisa Ruckel Busted In Prostitution Ring [Photos]

Well, look what we have here. A college volleyballer at tiny Lindsey Wilson College was popped Wednesday in a prostitution raid on an Indiana 'spa' where a legitimate business was just a front for more than just a massage. But the big news here, thanks to the intrepid message boarders at Barstool, is that a chick named Marisa Ruckel was on the arrest list. That's Marisa in her bikini. She's 20 and is listed on the 2011 Lindsey Wilson volleyball roster. Details - JUMP!

Aug 5, 2011
Good Job, Brewers Moron, You Just Wasted That Chick’s Full Beer [Video]

Good Job, Brewers Moron, You Just Wasted That Chick’s Full Beer [Video]

The Milwaukee Brewers have been on a roll lately. The fans are in Tony LaRussa's head. The team has a three-game lead on the Cardinals. This weekend they get to bust the Houston Astros' brains. With all this playoff fever the fans are getting extra drunken by the day. Even those between-inning dance contests have become YouTube worthy. Drunken Brewers fan is exactly what MLB needs right now. These people will fight. They'll drink. And they're good for pageviews. JUMP!

Aug 5, 2011Features
Astros Streaker Banned From Minute Maid [Sentence ‘Em]

Astros Streaker Banned From Minute Maid [Sentence ‘Em]

Kevin Crabtree, the infamous Enron Field streaker/escape artist, has been banned from the park under a sentencing this week after pleading guilty to charges stemming from his antics. Big loss, right? Can't go to an Astros' game? How exactly can a court properly sentence a streaker? Cut off a foot? Lose three toes of your choice? The courts better figure this one out soon because banning from worthless baseball games isn't exactly preventing the act. Full details of Kevin's sentence - JUMP!

Aug 5, 2011Football
PeeWee Herman Visits Cowboys Camp, Meets Jerry Jones [Morning Twitpic]

PeeWee Herman Visits Cowboys Camp, Meets Jerry Jones [Morning Twitpic]

Dallas Cowboys' training campers enjoyed some celebrity action yesterday as the infamous PeeWee Herman was in town to say hi. Why was PeeWee at Cowboys' camp? To see boys in tight pants. Um, obvious. According to the local media, Herman was in San Antonio to shoot a an episode of 'Top Chef' at the Alamo and figured a visit with Tony Romo, Jerry Jones and Jason Garrett would be great fun. Yesterday's secret word - COWBOYS - according to PeeWee's Twitter account.

Aug 4, 2011Golf
Rory McIlroy Says Tiger Woods Can’t Golf

Rory McIlroy Says Tiger Woods Can’t Golf

Golfer Rory McIlroy — all 22 years of him — doesn’t think much of Tiger Woods’ game these days. Woods...

Aug 4, 2011Other Sports
Chivas USA’s Michael Lahoud Is The New Old Spice Guy [Video]

Chivas USA’s Michael Lahoud Is The New Old Spice Guy [Video]

You know you love Isaiah Mustafa's Old Spice commercials. Chivas USA's Michael Lahoud has a nearly spot-on impression of Mustafa in this promo for his team. It's so good it will make you want to buy tickets to a Chivas USA game. Check it after the JUMP!

Aug 4, 2011NFL
Chad Henne’s Feelings Are Hurt!

Chad Henne’s Feelings Are Hurt!

The people in Miami want Denver Broncos quarterback Kyle Orton, so much so that they've begun chanting "We want Orton!" Apparently, the Phins current signal caller, Chad Henne, has had his delicate ego bruised because of it. Whoops! JUMP!

Aug 4, 2011Features
Hef Planking A Table or Asleep?, Save Energy & A Nice Smile [Daily WTF]

Hef Planking A Table or Asleep?, Save Energy & A Nice Smile [Daily WTF]

You have no idea how stuffed our email gets with random photos of ridiculous ‘stuff’ that really has no immediate home on Busted Coverage. The solution was to hire an editor who will bring you the best of the best from the inbox. Have a photo for this series? Send it in. If it makes the cut, it’ll be published. Email us. mail@bustedcoverage.com

Aug 4, 2011
ESPN’s Merril Hoge Was Stripper During College At Idaho State [Video]

ESPN’s Merril Hoge Was Stripper During College At Idaho State [Video]

Buried deep inside a March 2011 Merril Hoge roast video comes this fun fact about the guy who is DESTROYING Tim Tebow. In the last couple days, Hoge has gone on mammoth rants about Tebow's abilities via Twitter & on live TV where he didn't mince words. And Hoge reiterated his stance about Tebow today, comparing him to Brian Bosworth. Ahh, but Tebow's camp can come back with this nugget. Merril was a stripper during his days at Idaho St. JUMP!

Aug 4, 2011Sports Tattoos
29 Greatest Sports Hero Tattoos On The Internet [Photos]

29 Greatest Sports Hero Tattoos On The Internet [Photos]

The Internet has been buzzing lately over sports hero tattoos popping up on Twitter, Facebook, etc. The Kobe, LeBron and Dirk tats have caused sports blogger jaws to hit the floor in awe. But this isn't a new phenomenon, you morons. We all remember Bear Bryant back tat 'Bama fan. And then there is Al Davis tat dude. Folks, Americans love our tattoos & sports. Combine the two and you have a gallery of the most intense sports hero tats ever assembled. Gallery! JUMP!

Aug 4, 2011Football
Radio Station Offers Casey Anthony $10,000 To Wear Michigan Hat

Radio Station Offers Casey Anthony $10,000 To Wear Michigan Hat

Just 24 hours after TMZ dropped its gallery of Casey Anthony strolling around a Columbus, Ohio outdoor mall wearing an Ohio State hat a radio station is making an interesting offer. Would Casey be willing to remove that hat for some cash? More specifically, would the aquitted child killer be willing to wear the colors from the school up north? A couple of radio show idiots have $10k on the table. JUMP!

Aug 4, 2011Other Sports
The Astros Hat & Blonde Wig Wearing Bank Robber [Cuff ‘Em]

The Astros Hat & Blonde Wig Wearing Bank Robber [Cuff ‘Em]

Well, it seems like we have a serial bank robber in St. Louis who has a thing for teams in the N.L. Central. Authorities say the guy you see here in an Astros cap (notice he's still sporting the sticker!) has used a couple different National League disguises to keep cops at bay as to his identity. Listen up, BC Nation, let's get us some bank robber reward money. Scared to turn in Carlos Lee? We aren't. JUMP!

Aug 4, 2011NFL
Best German Festival Outfit: Rodgers Dress Or Old Dude? [Morning Twitpics]

Best German Festival Outfit: Rodgers Dress Or Old Dude? [Morning Twitpics]

It's officially German-American Festival time in Wisconsin, a time when drinking like a fool and sharing a landjaeger with a significant other is considered tradition. It's also time, for the women working the festivals, to bust out their favorite Green Bay Packers dirndls. While we appreciate this Aaron Rodgers dirndl, it's also time to appreciate grandpa's socks/sandals combo. Someone get us a beer - NOW! JUMP!

Aug 3, 2011Features
Univsion’s Chesty Weather Girl Jackie Guerrido [BC After Dark]

Univsion’s Chesty Weather Girl Jackie Guerrido [BC After Dark]

You know what we love on TV? A chick who tells us about cold fronts, heat domes, heat indices and hurricanes. Bonus points for doing all of this in Spanish! That's why BC loves Univision's Jackie Guerrido. At 41, this San Juan, Puerto Rico native is at the top of her game. Now that her divorce is final, Jackie seems to be taking the cleav and booty dresses to the next level. Tonight we appreciate. JUMP!

Aug 3, 2011NFL
Braylon Edwards Might Go To Jail Before He Gets A Contract

Braylon Edwards Might Go To Jail Before He Gets A Contract

Free agent receiver Braylon Edwards isn't doing much to raise his stock among NFL teams. All signs point to Edwards being involved in the nightclub fight he was reportedly on the periphery of, this week. The WR says tweets on this Twitter account about fighting were the work of a hacker. But now it looks like this idiot just might have been in a fight. Another jail landing a Michigan receiver?<b? JUMP!

Aug 3, 2011Other Sports
Busted Coverage Editorial: Tony La Russa’s Vagina Hurts!

Busted Coverage Editorial: Tony La Russa’s Vagina Hurts!

Busted Coverage Assignment Editor Monty McMahon is a lifelong Milwaukee Brewers fan. He's lived through years of Tony LaRussa being a huge crybaby. Tony's antics in last night's heated Cardinals-Brew Crew game sent Monty over the edge. If you are a Cards fan, get ready to hate our editor. If you hate Tony LaRussa, get ready to be in tears. And if you cheer for the Brewers, here is your new hero. Monty unleashes - JUMP!

Aug 3, 2011NFL
NFL Free Agent Tracker: Porkiest, Broke, Oldest & Gayest Names To Sign!

NFL Free Agent Tracker: Porkiest, Broke, Oldest & Gayest Names To Sign!

It's likely Adam Schefter hasn't been laid in weeks. It's likely John Clayton hasn't washed his rat tail in weeks. Meanwhile, Jay Glazer checks his phone here and there between throwing forearm bombs into MMA punk faces. The NFL free agent frenzy has been intense. It's time to recap some of the moves you might have heard of & some obscure free agents who deserve credit. Who is the fattest free agent to get a deal? JUMP!

Aug 3, 2011Football
Florida Gators’ Defensive Line, Their Evil Weightroom Chucky Doll & Chains

Florida Gators’ Defensive Line, Their Evil Weightroom Chucky Doll & Chains

This photo of college guys with bulging pectoral muscles, tats, chains and a Chucky doll has been making its rounds amongst the SEC crowd. Figured since most of you are Midwesterners, East Coasters and maybe a few Mountain Time Zoners it was worth posting for your amusement. That's the Florida Gators' defensive line. Odds are at least one will end up in prison before 25. You should be scared right now - JUMP!

Aug 3, 2011Features
Sydney Esiason Is Hottest College Athlete Of 2011-12 Candidate [15 Photos]

Sydney Esiason Is Hottest College Athlete Of 2011-12 Candidate [15 Photos]

It's that time here at Busted Coverage when we take you guys on a journey around the United States and U.S. territories to find the 2011-2012 Hottest College Athlete. Remember, emphasis is on the combination of beauty and sport. Sports Illustrated can compliment D-III basketballers for dropping 59 on Bemidji State. Not us. The year gets started with a bang with Boomer Esiason's 18-year-old daughter, Sydney. JUMP!

Aug 3, 2011Other Sports
Tyler Seguin Drunken Stanley Cup Party Action – New! [Photos]

Tyler Seguin Drunken Stanley Cup Party Action – New! [Photos]

As we mentioned Monday, Bruins' teen Tyler Seguin had his time with Stanley Cup over the weekend & it seems that tailgater Alyonka Larionov forgot to mention that things got quite boozy. Now we find out, via Puck Daddy, that Segs had a stable of Ontario chicks to help him light up a Toronto club. Of course a photographer was there to document the occasion. Wait until Tyler shows these photos to his kids one day. JUMP!

Aug 3, 2011Features
Which NFL Team Is In The Crapper?, Ghot Wings & Extra Crispy [Daily WTF]

Which NFL Team Is In The Crapper?, Ghot Wings & Extra Crispy [Daily WTF]

You have no idea how stuffed our email gets with random photos of ridiculous ‘stuff’ that really has no immediate home on Busted Coverage. The solution was to hire an editor who will bring you the best of the best from the inbox. Have a photo for this series? Send it in. If it makes the cut, it’ll be published. Email us. mail@bustedcoverage.com

Aug 3, 2011Football
Casey Anthony Ohio State Hat: 13 Great Twitter Reactions [Photos]

Casey Anthony Ohio State Hat: 13 Great Twitter Reactions [Photos]

The fine folks in Newbury, Ohio have been tweeting that Casey Anthony has decided the tiny northeast Ohio town is where she'll live - for now. Today, via TMZ & Splash News photographers, we know that Casey is back to repping her Ohio State Buckeyes (has family in OH). There she is shopping, at Lennox Center in Columbus, looking through clothes at Old Navy. We tried to tell you Ohio wasn't dull. JUMP!

Aug 3, 2011
Keenan Cahill Just Added To Our Philadelphia Eagles Hatred [Video]

Keenan Cahill Just Added To Our Philadelphia Eagles Hatred [Video]

Look, you little brat, we know you have dwarf issues and life hasn't handed you a bag filled with normalcy. BC gets that. But, c'mon, Cahill. You want us to hate your little ass a little more? You did a great job of that by teaming with the Philadelphia Eagles cheerleaders to lip synch Katy Perry's Last Friday Night for Philly station Q102. Let us guess, you're jumping on the bandwagon? Punk. JUMP!

Aug 3, 2011Other Sports
Jalen Rose Spends His First Night In Jail [Mugshot]

Jalen Rose Spends His First Night In Jail [Mugshot]

17 years have passed since Jalen Rose was photographed in his red draft day attire. Yesterday, the ESPN analyst added to his Google Image search results with an orange jumpsuit mugshot that TMZ immediately slapped with its watermark. But don't cry for Rose, who'll be serving somewhere around 18 days for his DUI conviction. He won't get the normal inmate treatment at a suburban Detroit jail. JUMP!