A cryptic message was sent to us this afternoon from one of our reliable sources on the Bayou. "Picture of one of the guys involved in the LSU fight. I believe his name is Andrew Lowery. I decided not to post because LSU fans have direct access to my house and flamable substances." It's our understanding that this photo had been floating around SEC message boards over the weekend. Meanwhile, Jordan Jefferson still doesn't know who Thomas Jefferson is. JUMP!
Former Bachelor 'contestant' Shawntel Newton uploaded a few photos to her Facebook fan page early this morning. Big deal, right? Um, if you are into gossipy NFL gossip then the photos were reminders that Aaron Rodgers is straight & likes boobs. You see, Shawntel's sister is Destiny. You might remember her via some bikini pics. Anyway, it seems Rodgers had the Newton sisters out to visit Lambeau last week. The talk-sports.net message board soon lit up. JUMP!
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Way back in July we broke the news to the blogosphere that a bikini model named Maryeve Dufault would make her NASCAR Nationwide debut Saturday in Montreal. Of course she did and her performance went just about how you'd expect a road course to go for a former bikini model in her rookie Nationwide road course debut. Ever wondered how a bikini model gets her car turned around on a scary turn? You're about to find out! JUMP!
One intrepid YouTube vlogger was on his game yesterday during the 5-0 FC Bayern destruction of Hamburg SV. First, you have to be a serious fan to stick with such a blowout, and second, you have to be watching these matches very closely to score Bayern Nose Picker (who then takes that finger and puts it directly in his mouth). Would we love to bring you more 49ers vs. Raiders fan fights instead? Yes, but at this point we're tired of Mexicans fighting each other for no reason. JUMP!
It's that time of year when super football dad changes out of his baseball dad khakis and into his jersey/backwards hat/stopwatch/video camera outfit. You know the guy. He's the one who uploads YouTube greatest hits videos of his son with the hope that Bob Stoops is watching. He's the guy who plays Madden with his son and they "talk football" at the dinner table. Meet 27-year-old DeJuan Wells. Dude went nuts Saturday at his son's practice & eventually bit two cops. JUMP!
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Before you email us saying this is a fake Joe Namath account, or that the Jets legend was hacked - don't bother. This is the real deal, fellas. Broadway was watching last night's Jets-Bungwads game and kinda live tweeted the festivities. There were tweets on Mark Sanchez's play, the o-line, etc. But then came the oddity of the night. Is there a reason for Joe to comment on Jets' Flight Crew getting soaked? Press release to tell us his account was hacked? It's Monday, let's GO!
Yes, the images are blurry, but we needed an intro photo so this is what you get from last night in San Fran where it was 49ers on Raiders violence. (There was parking lot gunfire after the game, too.) Need we say it again about preseason NFL football? Cheap or free tickets, plus a weekend night game equals extremely drunk fans ready to fight. Why fight? Because they're degenerates who are out of work, going through a divorce and paying child support on three kids. We benefit.
It was the wedding of the century for women who spend their weeknights infatuated with a 'reality' star who rose to fame for a sex tape and via the pimping from E! cameras. But we were sucked into this garbage once it was announced that Kim Kardashian had bagged NBAer Kris Humphries. He went from no-name scrub to an instant heartthrob for 15-year-old girls in Dubuque, Iowa. Anyway, the two 'stars' got married last night and America went nuts - on Twitter. JUMP!
There are plenty of NFL fan fights each year, but already in 2011 we are seeing the advancement of technology and NFL fan fights. Take this incident Friday night in Baltimore where Chiefs fan squared off with a pack of whiteboy Ray-Ray fans. Normally a cellphone video of such confrontations is useless because it's pixelated, the sound is miserable and the videographer misses the KO punch. Not tonight, kids. We've got it all. And great lighting! VIDEO - JUMP!
As if you couldn't guess this one was coming. Taiwanese animators, best known for their Tiger Woods' YouTube video, might have outdone themselves this time. The animated Nevin Shapiro looks lifelike and you even get two white hoes on a bed in what looks like a DormDare.com video. Once again it's amazing how talented these storytellers are with complex American sports stories. Before long CNN will be replaced by 3D animations and that might not be a bad thing. JUMP!
• Must-Have: The Miami vs. Ohio State t-shirt • Eagles fan throwing up the shocker on live TV • It Happens: Braves chick undie flash on the Shake Cam • 80 Pics! Overload! Microskirt Mayhem, fools. • JESUS! Maxim Australia introduces us to Brittani • #FriskyFriday roundup in case you've been on a bender • Canadian T&A: Danielle says eh, fishes for northern pike • Douchebags: Stripper pole on raft? Yes, it is.
Look, fantasy dorks, this is your warning to tread lightly when watching 9-to-12 hours of continuous coverage from ESPN. At first your mind comprehends the numbers, diagrams, John Kruk analyzing a Little League World Series catcher blocking the plate, Darren Woodson pontificating about Tom Brady, followed by Chris McKendry mesmerizing with a new haircut. Then, when you are at your weakest, they slip in Cam Newton's fantasy rushing projections. Poof! You're fooled.
A former Oakland Raiders cheerleader - Nicole Rosenstiel - turned police office is suing her employer, the Vacaville Police, for sexual harassment. She's asking for $1.5 million for enduring such comments as "nice rack" and "I want to see you naked." When did broads start mistaking compliments for sexual harassment? And since when can't a cop tell a chick how good she looks? Crazy bitches! Judge for yourself via the gallery! JUMP!
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