2011 August - page 5
Aug 17, 2011Features
Florida Bank Robber Rocks The Navy Hat & Sweatshirt [Cuff ‘Em]

Florida Bank Robber Rocks The Navy Hat & Sweatshirt [Cuff ‘Em]

Here we go with yet another first for our Baseball Cap Bank Robber series. This jerkoff walked into a Palm Beach, Florida bank wearing this sweatshirt thing & a Navy hat - this past Saturday. Time to make a withdrawal! Isn't there facial recognition systems that can detect the thickness of a customer's clothing. It's 90 & a guy is wearing a sweatshirt - DOORS INSTANTLY LOCK. This %^& should never happen at a Fla. bank. JUMP!

Aug 17, 2011Other Sports
That’s OK, We Like Our Cubs Chicks A Little Dopey [Morning Twitpic]

That’s OK, We Like Our Cubs Chicks A Little Dopey [Morning Twitpic]

What do we have here? Back to back days of chicks failing at sports fandome. First it was Jets chicks cheering for the wrong team in a preseason football game and now comes Courtney. Here she is forcing WGN viewers to crane their necks to figure out what that damn sign says. As @bubbaprog tells us, this is the kind of shot WGN gets when it travels to Houston. No way Wrigley Cubs chick is failing this miserably, right? August baseball. Catch the fever.

Aug 16, 2011Other Sports
Tony Hawk Finally Gets This Trophy Back After 31 Years [Photo]

Tony Hawk Finally Gets This Trophy Back After 31 Years [Photo]

Tony Hawk jumped on Twitter today to tell his followers the big news. No, not another video game being released. The news is 31-years-old and goes back to a time when Hawk was still taking 2nd place in skating events. You see, Tony had a trophy returned to him by the people who bought his childhood home. To think, they didn't throw it on eBay with a Buy It Now of $1,000. Sucker! JUMP!

Aug 16, 2011Other Sports
Bruce Pearl’s Knoxville Home For Sale – Only $2.7M [Photos]

Bruce Pearl’s Knoxville Home For Sale – Only $2.7M [Photos]

Former University of Tennessee basketball coach Bruce Pearl doesn't have much use for his gigantic multi-million dollar home these days. Since he doesn't have a job, he probably can't afford the mortgage payments either. Pearl's Knoxville home can be yours for only $2.7 million. Ever wondered what it's like to have three laundry facilities in your house. Buy this pad. Here's what you get. JUMP!

Aug 16, 2011Features
Is Tulsa Tower Guy The Best Black U.S. Gymnast Ever? [15 Photos]

Is Tulsa Tower Guy The Best Black U.S. Gymnast Ever? [15 Photos]

Imagine walking around and hanging from a radio tower - for 6 days. No water. 100-degree heat. No food. Sleeping one slip away from death. That's what's going on in Tulsa, Oklahoma where William Sturdivant has been going strong and shows no signs of wanting to come down. WATCH LIVE FEED OF RESCUE ATTEMPT - HERE. This craziness has the BC office buzzing with one question, "Is this guy the best black gymnast in U.S. history?" If you count balance beam. JUMP!

Aug 16, 2011wags
WAGs Aida Yespica & Melissa Satta Are Beefing [48 Photos]

WAGs Aida Yespica & Melissa Satta Are Beefing [48 Photos]

Briefly - Aida Yespica is a Venezuelan-born model who is better known for driving Italian men nuts on TV, YouTube and in lad mags. She used to WAG for futboler Matteo Ferrari. They had a little curly hair WAG baby but split a couple years later. Then along comes U.S.-born Melissa Satta, who just happens to be the hottest chick on the planet. She's the new 'it' chick in Italy. Yep, Satta and Ferrari are drilling some balls into the five-hole, according to Italian gossipers. Yep, Yespica is pissed. WAR. JUMP!

Aug 16, 2011wags
World’s Hottest Cycling WAG Is Peta Todd [24 Photos – UPDATED]

World’s Hottest Cycling WAG Is Peta Todd [24 Photos – UPDATED]

How many hot cyclist WAGs do you know? The answer to the question is now one. British cyclist Mark Cavendish is dating glamour model Peta Todd. We've covered nearly all the possible sporting WAGs in the world but never a cycling chick. Multiple high-fives to Cavendish for being able to parlay his biking success into jumping in the sack with Ms. Todd. It's amazing she got through the grasps of Manchester United. GALLERY! JUMP!

Aug 16, 2011Football
Tony Romo Bachelor Party Included Hide-And-Seek [Video]

Tony Romo Bachelor Party Included Hide-And-Seek [Video]

If you thought the Tony Romo Wedding Video was a horrible disgrace to men, you really need to brace yourself for the news of what went down at the guy's bachelor party. Lisp-er, and 24-year-old toolbag, Graham Besinger recently sat down with Romo to dive into his head. There were softly asked questions, a Jimmy Falwell-esque set and Graham seemingly about to break into tears. Then it happens. The moneyshot. Tony explains what he and the boys did in West Virginia. JUMP!

Aug 16, 2011Features
Tebow Jesus Jersey, Horny Goat Weed & Fancy Jets Fan [Daily WTF]

Tebow Jesus Jersey, Horny Goat Weed & Fancy Jets Fan [Daily WTF]

You have no idea how stuffed our email gets with random photos of ridiculous ‘stuff’ that really has no immediate home on Busted Coverage. The solution was to hire an editor who will bring you the best of the best from the inbox. Have a photo for this series? Send it in. If it makes the cut, it’ll be published.

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Aug 16, 2011Other Sports
Field Of Dreams Still For Sale – Just $5,400,000 [Photos]

Field Of Dreams Still For Sale – Just $5,400,000 [Photos]

The Chicago Tribune is reporting this week that the Field of Dreams house in Iowa is still for sale and the price of $5,400,000 has not changed and the owners have no interest in lowering it so you and the boys can destroy it. The field, built in 1988 by Universal Studios, has remained pretty much unchanged since Costner was told "People will come, Ray." 65,000 come each year. Time to build a t-shirt selling empire. Oh, and you get the two-bedroom house and the barns. JUMP!

Aug 16, 2011
Dumbest Jets Chicks You’ve Ever Seen? [Video]

Dumbest Jets Chicks You’ve Ever Seen? [Video]

Yeah, it's a slow sports day unless Jim Thome hitting his 600th gets you juiced up, so we'll pound the Jets-Texans game into the ground. We all remember the USC cheerleader cheering when Texas scored a TD in the Rose Bowl. Now comes the Jets Bimbo Squad cheering like a juice-head Texan just bought them a round of vodka & cranberries. You two are a disgrace to all those women out there who've worked hard to learn the sport and earn the right to hang with us in front of the TV.

Aug 16, 2011NFL
Mark McGwire Unloads Pythons On Texans-Jets Game [Morning Twitpic]

Mark McGwire Unloads Pythons On Texans-Jets Game [Morning Twitpic]

Sports screencapper @Jose3030 was still awake last night for the end of the 3rd quarter of the Jets-Texans game to nab Mark McGwire dude rocking the Brian Cushing jersey. Ironic, eh? As for the game, it ended up as a Matt Leinart vs. Greg McElroy backup struggle with the disgraced former beer bonger getting the worthless victory. In other sports news that caught our attention, Darryl Strawberry and Dwight Gooden are beefing. Keep your eyes on this one, folks. Drugs could fly.

Aug 15, 2011Football
10 Best Twitter Reactions To Suzy Kolber’s 2011 MNF Debut

10 Best Twitter Reactions To Suzy Kolber’s 2011 MNF Debut

There are three different viewpoints as to Suzy Kolber's Monday Night Football debut tonight at the Texans-Jets game. (1.) The vein is freaky. (2.) What's up with the Latina schoolgirl clothing choice. (3.) Some guys say she's looking good enough to possibly live out their Joe Namath fantasies. Suz is now 47 and headed into the twilight of her career but not before one more run as the lesbian, hot chick sideline reporter. JUMP!

Aug 15, 2011
Chinese Blast Smoke Guns After LeBron Dunked On [Video]

Chinese Blast Smoke Guns After LeBron Dunked On [Video]

Yes, the images are blurry, but that is some Chinese dude going up for a two-handed dunk over The King. You won't be seeing this on Maverick Carter's Twitter account, but the locals are still buzzing about this display of athleticism - from one of their own. This happened late last week and surprisingly it has yet to be leaked to ESPN by the Nike camp. Imagine that. Just more of LeBron's summer vacation being a complete disaster. A dunk and a three-pointer in his face. JUMP!

Aug 15, 2011Football
Jay Cutler-Kristin Cavallari Wedding Is Off Notice Finally Arrives

Jay Cutler-Kristin Cavallari Wedding Is Off Notice Finally Arrives

While other individuals that splurged on wedding gifts for Kristin Cavallari and Jay Cutler got their "Regret to inform you..." cards in the mail, it seems ours was lost for a few days. Anyway, the piece of mail from Carol Stream, Illinois finally arrived and we can put CavCut to bed as another failed relationship. Some of you might remember how Busted Coverage bought the couple a melamine reamer. Sadly it'll be thrown back with the other reamers. JUMP!

Aug 15, 2011NFL
Mark Sanchez 2011 GQ Photos: Shirtless, Wet & Muscles Popping

Mark Sanchez 2011 GQ Photos: Shirtless, Wet & Muscles Popping

Just for the ladies and Jets fanboy out there who has yet to get enough of a shirtless Mark Sanchez, we give you the 2011 GQ photo dumb of your sexy 10-for-15, 147 yards QB. The last time GQ went to the Sanchez well was 2009 and at least he was had Hilary Rhoda hanging on him. Not this time. From the initial photos out of GQ this is a solo Sanchez shoot where you get to see his dehydrated muscles & great hair. JUMP!

Aug 15, 2011Features
Bills’ WR Stevie Johnson Butt Cake & Baltimore Orioles Pony Tails [Daily WTF]

Bills’ WR Stevie Johnson Butt Cake & Baltimore Orioles Pony Tails [Daily WTF]

You have no idea how stuffed our email gets with random photos of ridiculous ‘stuff’ that really has no immediate home on Busted Coverage. The solution was to hire an editor who will bring you the best of the best from the inbox. Have a photo for this series? Send it in. If it makes the cut, it’ll be published. Email us. mail@bustedcoverage.com

Aug 15, 2011
Steelers-Skins Preseason Opener Highlighted By Puker [Video]

Steelers-Skins Preseason Opener Highlighted By Puker [Video]

The Redskins and Steelers got together for some preseason football Friday night and the locals were raring to go for night football. Rex Grossman was under center. Santana Moss was catching touchdown passes and the fans were pounding $8.75 drafts (seriously, that's what they are up to in Detroit). One 'Skins fan, pictured, had a few too many and it seems DJ Pukey Pukerton had something brown for dinner. Thai food? Here comes the hurl! VIDEO! JUMP!

Aug 15, 2011Other Sports
Brooklyn Decker Reads Book During Reds Game With Roddick [Photos]

Brooklyn Decker Reads Book During Reds Game With Roddick [Photos]

If this incident went down at Yankee Stadium or Citifield it would be gossip page and Entertainment Tonight fodder. But, when Brooklyn Decker shows up with Andy Roddick at Great American Ballpark, it barely moves the Twitter world. It's not just that Brooklyn was in town & hanging in seats behind the plate with Roddick. It's that she was bored out of her mind with the Reds and Padres Friday night tilt. The SI swimsuit magazine cover model was actually reading a book. JUMP!

Aug 15, 2011Features
This Guy Chases, Shoots At Braves Fans With Pump Shotgun! [Cuff ‘Em]

This Guy Chases, Shoots At Braves Fans With Pump Shotgun! [Cuff ‘Em]

You want to know why you'll never catch our asses going to a Braves baseball game? Because there are jerkoffs like Cordricus Anderson hanging out near Turner Field with shotguns. We all know the thugs hanging around the park are either going to pickpocket us, sell us phony tickets or pull a shotgun and chasing our asses around a park. That's exactly what Anderson did Friday night in Atlanta. Seriously. Chased fans, and shot at them, with a friggin' shotgun. Details - JUMP!

Aug 15, 2011Other Sports
LeBron James & Chinese Panda Hug It Out [Morning Twitpic]

LeBron James & Chinese Panda Hug It Out [Morning Twitpic]

In case you didn't know, LeBron James is now on a China tour very similar to the one Carmelo Anthony, Shaq, CP3 and other NBAers went on in July. It's such a parallel trip that even LeBron had to get his obligatory panda picture. That turned into a fiasco as Twitter dorks are hammering him over his receding hairline. You know, in a way we actually feel sorry for this guy. Are there other NBAers on this trip with him? Not that we can see. Isn't the King supposed to have boys?

Aug 14, 2011Features
Sugarland Stage Collapse At Indiana State Fair [Video]

Sugarland Stage Collapse At Indiana State Fair [Video]

Of course, there's no football or sports angle to this one but you're searching for the video so why not take the time this morning to show you what went down at the Indiana State Fair last night. Country band Sugarland was performing and the weather got crazy. As you'll see in the HD video, things go from just bad weather to tragic as that massive stage roof comes crumbling down on fans there to see the show. Video - JUMP!

Aug 14, 2011Other Sports
Zach Greinke Sneak Previews Bierbrauer Jersey Day [Weekened Twitpic]

Zach Greinke Sneak Previews Bierbrauer Jersey Day [Weekened Twitpic]

What was stranger yesterday in Milwaukee? Zach Greinke pinch hitting in the fifth inning or that he was wearing a special issue Brewers jersey that the team planned to debut TODAY! The Friday starter was called on to hit in a sacrifice situation after Marco Estrada gave the team five scoreless in a spot start. For some reason, Grienke came to the plate and there it was, SUNDAY'S jersey being worn on the wrong day. Today is German Heritage Day at Miller Park. So expect the team to run out of beer & knockwurst.

Aug 13, 2011Other Sports
Kim Kardashian Unleashes Purple Bikini In Bora Bora [Photos]

Kim Kardashian Unleashes Purple Bikini In Bora Bora [Photos]

Just 7 days until the mega-wedding of the 21st century for E! Entertainment. The Kardashian-Humphries extravaganza is nearly here and the couple decided to get away for a relaxing final weekend before the craziness of marriage & camera crews engulf their lives. Of course one of the stupid sisters had to go along to Bora Bora because the more bikini action the better for E!. Just throwing this out there. Kim looking a little chubby wearing purple? Ask your wife/girlfriend to chime in. JUMP!

Aug 13, 2011Features
Tweets: How Kendrick Perkins Public Intox In Beaumont, Texas Went Down

Tweets: How Kendrick Perkins Public Intox In Beaumont, Texas Went Down

There are all sorts of rumors flying around about what happened outside a club called The Ticket in Beaumont, Texas early this morning. What we do know is that OKC Thunder's Kendrick Perkins was taken to jail on public intox charges. What we also know is that an altercation of some sort happened at that club. MediaTakeOut, the trustworthy site they are, is reporting shots were fired. Meanwhile, those tweeting about the fight say nothing about shots fired. Here is what Twitter users were saying at 4 a.m. JUMP!

Aug 13, 2011
Ben Turner Is 2011 Tiger Woods Cigar Guy [Video]

Ben Turner Is 2011 Tiger Woods Cigar Guy [Video]

His name is Ben Turner and he's being called the Tiger Woods Cigar Guy of 2011 after his crazy antics resulted in one of the better golf TV moments of the year. The guy considers himself a Tiger super fan and says he can name all 71 victories on Eldrick's resume. Turner isn't just some drunken schlub wasting a Friday following his hero. He's dedicated to this sport. Dude actually claims he kinda knew Tiger would shank his shot in this direction. Ben's big TV moment - JUMP!

Aug 13, 2011NFL
NFL’s Jewish Cheerleading Lewis Sisters Unleashed [15 Photos]

NFL’s Jewish Cheerleading Lewis Sisters Unleashed [15 Photos]

Remember back in April when we told you about the NFL's first known Jewish twins cheerleading tandem, the Lewis sisters? Yeah, well they've made their training camp debut. In this year of NFL cheerleading firsts (cheerleading granny), this is our favorite because it brings religion into the mix. First NFL Jesuit twins? No idea. But this is HUGE for the Jewish religion. Thankfully BC reader Scott was at camp the other day and filed this photographic report. Gallery! JUMP!

Aug 13, 2011
Ndamukong Suh Nearly Kills Andy Dalton [Video]

Ndamukong Suh Nearly Kills Andy Dalton [Video]

For those of us in attendance last night at Ford Field for the epic tilt between the Lions and Bengals there was a very eery feeling to the preseason game. Folks, we are watching a team ready to explode on the NFL from a defensive standpoint. The Lions, seemingly knowing the Bungwads were the perfect opponent to send a message to the NFL, went nuts on Andy Dalton. Leading the charge? Ndamukong Suh. He was nasty, unblockable and has Detroit fans in a frenzy. VIDEO! JUMP!

Aug 13, 2011Other Sports
Little League Spelling FAILS! [Weekend Twitpics]

Little League Spelling FAILS! [Weekend Twitpics]

BC reader, Jeremy, obviously single or married and with little else to do on a Friday night, sent us this ESPN spelling fail last night at 10:12 p.m. EST. "See the attached picture and you'll understand that our schools can't afford to cut anymore funds," Jeremy wrote. Ahh, but it's not only ESPN blazing a trail of spelling futility. We went searching Twitpics and Yfrogs for other LLWS spelling fails and found this. JUMP!

Aug 12, 2011Other Sports
Crazy Drunken Cheerleader At Cleveland Indians Game [Video]

Crazy Drunken Cheerleader At Cleveland Indians Game [Video]

Ah, the lure of the ballpark -- the lush green field, the crack of the bat, dogs, beers, peanuts and drunk, belligerent fans yelling at you and the team the entire game. Here's that woman at a Cleveland Indians game. A funny thing happens after she takes her shirt off and starts waving it around in the air, though. The rest of the stadium follows suit. Check the video. JUMP!