2011 August - page 4
Aug 20, 2011NFL
ESPN Probably Shorting Cam Newton A Few Rushing Yards [Weekend Twitpic]

ESPN Probably Shorting Cam Newton A Few Rushing Yards [Weekend Twitpic]

Look, fantasy dorks, this is your warning to tread lightly when watching 9-to-12 hours of continuous coverage from ESPN. At first your mind comprehends the numbers, diagrams, John Kruk analyzing a Little League World Series catcher blocking the plate, Darren Woodson pontificating about Tom Brady, followed by Chris McKendry mesmerizing with a new haircut. Then, when you are at your weakest, they slip in Cam Newton's fantasy rushing projections. Poof! You're fooled.

Aug 19, 2011NFL Cheerleaders
Ex-Raiderette & Cop Nicole Rosenstiel: I Was Sexually Harrassed [Photos]

Ex-Raiderette & Cop Nicole Rosenstiel: I Was Sexually Harrassed [Photos]

A former Oakland Raiders cheerleader - Nicole Rosenstiel - turned police office is suing her employer, the Vacaville Police, for sexual harassment. She's asking for $1.5 million for enduring such comments as "nice rack" and "I want to see you naked." When did broads start mistaking compliments for sexual harassment? And since when can't a cop tell a chick how good she looks? Crazy bitches! Judge for yourself via the gallery! JUMP!

Aug 19, 2011NFL
32 Great Beer Bong Moments In Tailgating  History [Photos]

32 Great Beer Bong Moments In Tailgating History [Photos]

Are a few of the following photos weak? Of course, but they all can't be 10s. Deal with it. Don't even start emailing us saying, "Weak. That Kentucky chick is just bonging a beer." Um, true, but did you happen to catch the handicap dude photobombing her ass from the comfy motorized wheelchair. Suck it. Anyway, we're two weeks from the first college football weekend and you need inspiration for your 2011 beer bong. This should help. Bongs! Grandma ripping a bong! JUMP!

Aug 19, 2011Other Sports
Playboy’s Tiffany Toth Once Smuggled Beer Into Angels Game [5 Questions]

Playboy’s Tiffany Toth Once Smuggled Beer Into Angels Game [5 Questions]

Playboy's Miss September 2011 Tiffany Toth isn't a huge baseball fan, but she has some of the greatest chick stories about baseball you'll ever hear. Smuggling beer into an Angels game? Check. Good start, right? She also tells Busted Coverage 5 Questions Editor Joe Student that she likes to stay home and cook. Um, and she wants to eventually open a bakery. Did we mention she got naked for Playboy? It's like this chick was shot out of a cannon and right into our lives. JUMP!

Aug 19, 2011Football
Busted Coverage Football Manifesto: Why Women Will Never Understand Us

Busted Coverage Football Manifesto: Why Women Will Never Understand Us

So the lovely ladies at our sister site, CollegeCandy, have thrown down the gauntlet with a little challenge called He Said/She Said and they walked into our wheelhouse - football. They want to know why we get up at 9 a.m. on a Saturday to pour over dozens of online 'insiders' telling us who'll cover the spread, followed by two hours of GameDay, which leads to the Noon kickoffs, followed by the 3:30 regional broadcast, which ironically lead right into the 7:30 (EST) ESPN game, which is just an appetizer for the ABC Saturday night game with Brent Musburger tweaking our nipples by uttering "You are looking live..."

Aug 19, 2011Features
Suck On This Space Ranger & An Amazing Shark Stump Tattoo [Daily WTF]

Suck On This Space Ranger & An Amazing Shark Stump Tattoo [Daily WTF]

You have no idea how stuffed our email gets with random photos of ridiculous ‘stuff’ that really has no immediate home on Busted Coverage. The solution was to hire an editor who will bring you the best of the best from the inbox. Have a photo for this series? Send it in. If it makes the cut, it’ll be published. Email us. mail@bustedcoverage.com

Aug 19, 2011Other Sports
Kardashian Unleashes Wedding Armageddon! [Bikini Gallery!]

Kardashian Unleashes Wedding Armageddon! [Bikini Gallery!]

You're not invited to the Kim Kardashian-Kris Humphries nuptials tomorrow and now neither is part of Bruce Jenner's family. Kardashian trimmed her guest list by 50 people reportedly because the venue couldn't hold them. We're sure no one will be angry about this. More importantly, we've got a gallery of Kim and that great ass! One more day until she's off the market. Your move, Bush. JUMP!

Aug 19, 2011
Luther Campbell Tears Up Liv With “F#$% Shapiro” Last Night [Video]

Luther Campbell Tears Up Liv With “F#$% Shapiro” Last Night [Video]

Back to back videos this morning only because both are relevant to this time in sports history. Now comes the video that has Miami fired up this morning. It's Uncle Luke (Luther Campbell) last night at Liv busting out a version of "F$%^ Shapiro" with some "Me So Horny." You gotta hand it to this guy, even at 52-years-old the guy handles a mic unlike any rapper in history. And he can mix in college football at a moments notice. Amazing stuff! JUMP!

Aug 19, 2011
Brock Lesnar Pumping Prairie Dogs Full Of Lead – Seriously [Video]

Brock Lesnar Pumping Prairie Dogs Full Of Lead – Seriously [Video]

The headline is legit. This is a video from Fusion ammunition featuring the UFCer Brock Lesnar blasting caps into prairie dogs in Bismarck, North Dakota. We're going to stay away from the fight that is about to ensue between animal rights activists and gun-toters who'll defend Brock as just another man out to feed his children. Does he even have kids? Doesn't matter, does it? Anyway, prairie dogs die, so if you are sensitive to animal death this video isn't for you. JUMP!

Aug 19, 2011Features
This Gym Teacher Jacking It Outside Ruby Tuesdays? [Cuff ‘Em]

This Gym Teacher Jacking It Outside Ruby Tuesdays? [Cuff ‘Em]

Got ourselves a nice Cuff 'Em this morning that revolves around a N.C. gym teacher, a Ruby Tuesday's & a 35-year-old witness who says he saw Michael Lennell Wallace jacking it. Before we go any further, let's digest that middle name. Lennell? WTF is that all about? Total guess: Lennell used to get his ass kicked, decided to go out for the football team, got his ass kicked there and eventually became a gym teacher. Ladies, word is that this guy is hung like a jalapeno popper. JUMP!

Aug 19, 2011Other Sports
Heidi Watney Has Turned Into Giant Praying Mantis [Morning Twitpic]

Heidi Watney Has Turned Into Giant Praying Mantis [Morning Twitpic]

According to @bubbaprog, the NESN crew was fascinated (closeup!) with this praying mantis last night in Kansas City. How much? Even Heidi Watney was giving sideline reports on her new subject. Totally good reason to have a sideline reporter at baseball games. "Let's go down to Heidi who has an interesting childhood story on this praying mantis." In other baseball news, Bryce Harper shredded his hammy last night in Akron. And in N.E. - 21 1st quarter points. Ho, hum.

Aug 18, 2011Other Sports
“You Need Rings, We Need You!” Chinese Tell LeBron James [Photos]

“You Need Rings, We Need You!” Chinese Tell LeBron James [Photos]

It looks like they've confused LeBron James with Buddha in China. James, who's touring the country, is being swarmed like a deity and Chinese are cramming themselves into places you need a shoe horn to get them out of just to get a glimpse. It must be because he's American, unless they're a nation that worships choke artists. Take a look at the lengths people are going to just to get near this fourth-quarter disappearing act. JUMP!

Aug 18, 2011Football
15 Best Twitter Reactions To Tony Romo’s Bachelor Party

15 Best Twitter Reactions To Tony Romo’s Bachelor Party

It hit us like a ton of bricks, too. Why and how instantly came to mind. Why would Tony Romo volunteer the news that he and 15 buddies went to a West Virginia cabin for his bachelor party? And, how did they come up with a game of hide-n-seek? The story continues to circulate on the Internets and the Twitter crowd has been less than pleasant towards Party Boy. Listen, if the story doesn't involve strippers & throwing midgets off decks, keep it to yourself. Twitter BOMBS! JUMP!

Aug 18, 2011Football
Colts Player’s SUV Plastic Wrapped, Packed With Peanuts [Photos]

Colts Player’s SUV Plastic Wrapped, Packed With Peanuts [Photos]

We're still trying to figure out who had this stellar prank pulled on his SUV, but one member of the Indianapolis Colts showed up to Anderson University this morning to this. Not only was the ride filled with thousands of shipping peanuts, but it was also plastic wrapped. Ahh, those training camp pranks. Jason Garrett wouldn't stand for this kind of crap. Same with Jack Del Rio. The NFL will obviously be investigating this hazing. Heads will roll. PHOTOS! JUMP!

Aug 18, 2011Other Sports
Reality Star/Model Gia Allemand Dating Magic’s Ryan Anderson [33 Photos]

Reality Star/Model Gia Allemand Dating Magic’s Ryan Anderson [33 Photos]

We now know, thanks to the i-Team at US Weekly, that Orlando Magic forward Ryan Anderson is dating reality star and model Gia Allemand. The couple has been publicly gushing over each other on Twitter and, as we're sure you expected, say they're in the perfect relationship. Of course this isn't Gia's first rodeo with a jersey. She once dated Carl Pavano and NHLer Chris Campoli. Nothing could possibly go wrong here, could it? Bikinis! Tweets! JUMP!

Aug 18, 2011Football
Nebraska’s CornFinger Looks Suspiciously Like The Shocker [Photos]

Nebraska’s CornFinger Looks Suspiciously Like The Shocker [Photos]

A hand gesture to support the Nebraska Cornhuskers that looks like a sexual reference, but can also be construed to look like a cob corn -- now why didn't we think of that? We'll tell you why. Because we come from places populous enough to have something called the NFL and because we have jobs. For those of you in Nebraska, here's the CornFinger!

Aug 18, 2011Features
No Trailer Needed, Lil’ Chub & Snaggle Toes [Daily WTF]

No Trailer Needed, Lil’ Chub & Snaggle Toes [Daily WTF]

You have no idea how stuffed our email gets with random photos of ridiculous ‘stuff’ that really has no immediate home on Busted Coverage. The solution was to hire an editor who will bring you the best of the best from the inbox. Have a photo for this series? Send it in. If it makes the cut, it’ll be published. Email us. mail@bustedcoverage.com

Aug 18, 2011Other Sports
Strippers At Rick’s NYC Want To Party With Keegan Bradley [Photos]

Strippers At Rick’s NYC Want To Party With Keegan Bradley [Photos]

As if reading our minds, longtime Busted Coverage supporter Lonnie Hanover sends word from his Rick's Cabaret NYC office that PGA Champion Keegan Bradley (a big Stern fan) is officially invited to the club to celebrate his victory. Yesterday we mentioned how sad it is that Keegan hasn't been able to really let loose with that Wanamaker trophy. Um, it seems that Rick's is about to blow the mind of this 25-year-old major champion. We hear Ukrainian women love golf. JUMP!

Aug 18, 2011Other Sports
Georgetown Vs. China Basketball Fight [Photos]

Georgetown Vs. China Basketball Fight [Photos]

Yes, that photo is blurry as are the details out of China where Georgetown got into a damn nice brawl with some local yokel team. According to Washington Post reporter Gene Wang, who was there, both benches emptied in the fracas. "Chairs were being thrown. Players and coaches had to dodge water bottles hurled from stands," Wang tweeted. This all went down like 2 hours ago and we already have photos of Hoyas facing off with the Red Army. JUMP!

Aug 18, 2011
Knox City Greyhounds Superfan Makes World Debut [Video]

Knox City Greyhounds Superfan Makes World Debut [Video]

You might see another video of this guy floating around the Internet today, but we went with the one where Knox City Greyhounds superfan (Darryl?) is using that football jersey as a bib. Dude is pumped for the Knox City football season. Knox City really is a Texas city in the middle of nowhere. Look at this Google Map and realize this is a huge moment for superfan. He's about to become a cult hero from a town of 1,200. Toothless dude's debut - JUMP!

Aug 18, 2011Features
Tear Drop Popped Again For Issuing A Bad Check [Cuff ‘Em]

Tear Drop Popped Again For Issuing A Bad Check [Cuff ‘Em]

At what point in life does a person decide it's the perfect time to get a "F@ck Cops" tattoo? After getting a speeding ticket on the way home with your first born? Meet Greg Alan Burden. He's been giving the Phoenix fuzz some issues with bad checks this summer. He's currently in 4th place on the Maricopa Mugshots Of The Day leaderboard, after his second bad checks bust. So many questions about this guy. Might be time for a 5 Questions.

Aug 18, 2011Other Sports
Yankees-Royals Game Had Extra Home Plate Umpire [Morning Twitpic]

Yankees-Royals Game Had Extra Home Plate Umpire [Morning Twitpic]

Look, jerkoffs, when are you going to give it a break with the extra umpire behind home plate routine? It was funny in 2009, or whenever it happened in Toronto. Yeah, you'll get some run on ESPN and maybe even SportsNation, but that's it. What else went down last night in the sports world? Michael Vick, via an interview with Will Leitch, is out with comments about wanting a dog and how dog fighting wasn't that big of a deal. Fun times, indeed!

Aug 17, 2011Other Sports
Diddy At UCLA With Kevin Love, Baron Davis & Russell Westbrook

Diddy At UCLA With Kevin Love, Baron Davis & Russell Westbrook

Three former UCLA Bruins -- Kevin Love, Russell Westbrook and Baron Davis -- have been attending classes this summer in an effort to complete their degrees. On Wednesday they were joined by music mogul and entrepreneur Diddy. No word on what class these clowns are taking, but you can be sure it isn't a class in the Molecular and Medical Pharmacology department.

Aug 17, 2011Football
2011 Must-Have Tailgating Item  – The Ice Luge [19 Photos]

2011 Must-Have Tailgating Item – The Ice Luge [19 Photos]

Yes, the same ice luge was a must-have for 2010 tailgating and regains its title this year. No, we don’t...

Aug 17, 2011Soccer
Lionel Messi Marries Antonella Roccuzzo? [Photos]

Lionel Messi Marries Antonella Roccuzzo? [Photos]

It's a story that has all of Argentina on edge. Did Lionel Messi actually run off this summer to Ibiza and marry some chick named Antonella Roccuzzo? There's some radio dude down in Argentina tweeting about it and claiming he'll close his Twitter account if the report is false. What we do know is that Lionel and his (wife?) were photographed on a yacht the other day and both were wearing rings on the traditional wedding ring finger. The Messi camp is denying this story. JUMP!

Aug 17, 2011Soccer
Houston Dynamo Girls The Laker Girls Of The MLS [37 Photos]

Houston Dynamo Girls The Laker Girls Of The MLS [37 Photos]

So the guy who sent us the Houston Texans Jewish twins gallery contacted us last night & wanted BC readers to see his work covering the intricacies of the MLS Houston Dynamo Girls. In his email, Scott wrote, "I realize some people hate soccer but these pics help open minds." And then there was a link. Waiting for us? A 253 photo gallery. We were aware of the girls but had really never investigated fully. Let's just say that the ladies are the Laker Girls of the MLS. GO! JUMP!

Aug 17, 2011Other Sports
Keegan Bradley’s Giant Red Cup – The Wanamaker Trophy [Photos]

Keegan Bradley’s Giant Red Cup – The Wanamaker Trophy [Photos]

You know what's sad about PGA Championship winner Keegan Bradley & his Wanamaker trophy partying tour? The lack of ladies clamoring to run their hands over his shoulders. There are no shirtless pics of Bradley jumping on a Foxwoods bar to show off his dong runway. An American golfer finally wins a major, parties with his trophy & barely a second of it is noticed. It's sad, because it seems Bradley wants to go nuts. Chicks on each arm. JUMP!

Aug 17, 2011
Oregon Corner Cliff Harris & QB Darron Thomas Smokin’ Some Weed [Video]

Oregon Corner Cliff Harris & QB Darron Thomas Smokin’ Some Weed [Video]

The Oregon media went after & received a police dash cam video of the June stop of UO cornerback Cliff Harris. Dude was going 118-mph. So a ticket & this is over, right? Wrong. Guess who was also in the car? None other than UO QB Darron Thomas. What is that smell? Someone smokin' some weed? Um, yeah. As for Chip Kelly, he's had enough of your questions. Chipster is on the record saying Thomas is best leader he's been around. Video - JUMP!

Aug 17, 2011Football
20 Greatest Miami Hurricanes, Strippers, Yachts & Abortion Tweets

20 Greatest Miami Hurricanes, Strippers, Yachts & Abortion Tweets

It's the story straight males in this country are talking about. Yahoo! Sports has pretty much brought down the Hurricanes football program with its huge report on cash payments, strippers, yachts and even an abortion for the players. (Knocked up stripper had the abortion.) If you haven't read the report, stop what you're doing and grab a drink. Of course Twitter has gone crazy & all the normal characters have cute tweets. Here are the best of the best. JUMP!

Aug 17, 2011
How KCAL’s Sports Chick Jaime Maggio Wins Ratings Wars – See Thru! [Photos]

How KCAL’s Sports Chick Jaime Maggio Wins Ratings Wars – See Thru! [Photos]

We actually have no idea if KCAL is the '#1 Station For Sports In L.A.?' Let's just say they are because Jaime Maggio works there. She has that flowing blonde hair. That insane necklace. The tan. And that fantastic see-thru top that is sending us subliminal messages. Bobby Abreu news? Could care less. Jaime could be reading the menu from the local Chinese joint - Yum Yummy - and our asses would be mesmerized. Video - JUMP!