2011 August - page 3
Aug 17, 2011Features
Florida Bank Robber Rocks The Navy Hat & Sweatshirt [Cuff ‘Em]

Florida Bank Robber Rocks The Navy Hat & Sweatshirt [Cuff ‘Em]

Here we go with yet another first for our Baseball Cap Bank Robber series. This jerkoff walked into a Palm Beach, Florida bank wearing this sweatshirt thing & a Navy hat - this past Saturday. Time to make a withdrawal! Isn't there facial recognition systems that can detect the thickness of a customer's clothing. It's 90 & a guy is wearing a sweatshirt - DOORS INSTANTLY LOCK. This %^& should never happen at a Fla. bank. JUMP!

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Aug 17, 2011Other Sports
That’s OK, We Like Our Cubs Chicks A Little Dopey [Morning Twitpic]

That’s OK, We Like Our Cubs Chicks A Little Dopey [Morning Twitpic]

What do we have here? Back to back days of chicks failing at sports fandome. First it was Jets chicks cheering for the wrong team in a preseason football game and now comes Courtney. Here she is forcing WGN viewers to crane their necks to figure out what that damn sign says. As @bubbaprog tells us, this is the kind of shot WGN gets when it travels to Houston. No way Wrigley Cubs chick is failing this miserably, right? August baseball. Catch the fever.

Aug 16, 2011Other Sports
Tony Hawk Finally Gets This Trophy Back After 31 Years [Photo]

Tony Hawk Finally Gets This Trophy Back After 31 Years [Photo]

Tony Hawk jumped on Twitter today to tell his followers the big news. No, not another video game being released. The news is 31-years-old and goes back to a time when Hawk was still taking 2nd place in skating events. You see, Tony had a trophy returned to him by the people who bought his childhood home. To think, they didn't throw it on eBay with a Buy It Now of $1,000. Sucker! JUMP!

Aug 16, 2011Other Sports
Bruce Pearl’s Knoxville Home For Sale – Only $2.7M [Photos]

Bruce Pearl’s Knoxville Home For Sale – Only $2.7M [Photos]

Former University of Tennessee basketball coach Bruce Pearl doesn't have much use for his gigantic multi-million dollar home these days. Since he doesn't have a job, he probably can't afford the mortgage payments either. Pearl's Knoxville home can be yours for only $2.7 million. Ever wondered what it's like to have three laundry facilities in your house. Buy this pad. Here's what you get. JUMP!

Aug 16, 2011Features
Is Tulsa Tower Guy The Best Black U.S. Gymnast Ever? [15 Photos]

Is Tulsa Tower Guy The Best Black U.S. Gymnast Ever? [15 Photos]

Imagine walking around and hanging from a radio tower - for 6 days. No water. 100-degree heat. No food. Sleeping one slip away from death. That's what's going on in Tulsa, Oklahoma where William Sturdivant has been going strong and shows no signs of wanting to come down. WATCH LIVE FEED OF RESCUE ATTEMPT - HERE. This craziness has the BC office buzzing with one question, "Is this guy the best black gymnast in U.S. history?" If you count balance beam. JUMP!

WAGs Aida Yespica & Melissa Satta Are Beefing [48 Photos]

WAGs Aida Yespica & Melissa Satta Are Beefing [48 Photos]

Briefly - Aida Yespica is a Venezuelan-born model who is better known for driving Italian men nuts on TV, YouTube and in lad mags. She used to WAG for futboler Matteo Ferrari. They had a little curly hair WAG baby but split a couple years later. Then along comes U.S.-born Melissa Satta, who just happens to be the hottest chick on the planet. She's the new 'it' chick in Italy. Yep, Satta and Ferrari are drilling some balls into the five-hole, according to Italian gossipers. Yep, Yespica is pissed. WAR. JUMP!

Aug 16, 2011

World’s Hottest Cycling WAG Is Peta Todd [24 Photos – UPDATED]

World’s Hottest Cycling WAG Is Peta Todd [24 Photos – UPDATED]

How many hot cyclist WAGs do you know? The answer to the question is now one. British cyclist Mark Cavendish is dating glamour model Peta Todd. We've covered nearly all the possible sporting WAGs in the world but never a cycling chick. Multiple high-fives to Cavendish for being able to parlay his biking success into jumping in the sack with Ms. Todd. It's amazing she got through the grasps of Manchester United. GALLERY! JUMP!

Aug 16, 2011

Tony Romo Bachelor Party Included Hide-And-Seek [Video]

Tony Romo Bachelor Party Included Hide-And-Seek [Video]

If you thought the Tony Romo Wedding Video was a horrible disgrace to men, you really need to brace yourself for the news of what went down at the guy's bachelor party. Lisp-er, and 24-year-old toolbag, Graham Besinger recently sat down with Romo to dive into his head. There were softly asked questions, a Jimmy Falwell-esque set and Graham seemingly about to break into tears. Then it happens. The moneyshot. Tony explains what he and the boys did in West Virginia. JUMP!

Aug 16, 2011

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Aug 16, 2011Features
Tebow Jesus Jersey, Horny Goat Weed & Fancy Jets Fan [Daily WTF]

Tebow Jesus Jersey, Horny Goat Weed & Fancy Jets Fan [Daily WTF]

You have no idea how stuffed our email gets with random photos of ridiculous ‘stuff’ that really has no immediate home on Busted Coverage. The solution was to hire an editor who will bring you the best of the best from the inbox. Have a photo for this series? Send it in. If it makes the cut, it’ll be published.

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Aug 16, 2011Other Sports
Field Of Dreams Still For Sale – Just $5,400,000 [Photos]

Field Of Dreams Still For Sale – Just $5,400,000 [Photos]

The Chicago Tribune is reporting this week that the Field of Dreams house in Iowa is still for sale and the price of $5,400,000 has not changed and the owners have no interest in lowering it so you and the boys can destroy it. The field, built in 1988 by Universal Studios, has remained pretty much unchanged since Costner was told "People will come, Ray." 65,000 come each year. Time to build a t-shirt selling empire. Oh, and you get the two-bedroom house and the barns. JUMP!

Aug 16, 2011
Dumbest Jets Chicks You’ve Ever Seen? [Video]

Dumbest Jets Chicks You’ve Ever Seen? [Video]

Yeah, it's a slow sports day unless Jim Thome hitting his 600th gets you juiced up, so we'll pound the Jets-Texans game into the ground. We all remember the USC cheerleader cheering when Texas scored a TD in the Rose Bowl. Now comes the Jets Bimbo Squad cheering like a juice-head Texan just bought them a round of vodka & cranberries. You two are a disgrace to all those women out there who've worked hard to learn the sport and earn the right to hang with us in front of the TV.

Aug 16, 2011NFL
Mark McGwire Unloads Pythons On Texans-Jets Game [Morning Twitpic]

Mark McGwire Unloads Pythons On Texans-Jets Game [Morning Twitpic]

Sports screencapper @Jose3030 was still awake last night for the end of the 3rd quarter of the Jets-Texans game to nab Mark McGwire dude rocking the Brian Cushing jersey. Ironic, eh? As for the game, it ended up as a Matt Leinart vs. Greg McElroy backup struggle with the disgraced former beer bonger getting the worthless victory. In other sports news that caught our attention, Darryl Strawberry and Dwight Gooden are beefing. Keep your eyes on this one, folks. Drugs could fly.

Aug 15, 2011Football
10 Best Twitter Reactions To Suzy Kolber’s 2011 MNF Debut

10 Best Twitter Reactions To Suzy Kolber’s 2011 MNF Debut

There are three different viewpoints as to Suzy Kolber's Monday Night Football debut tonight at the Texans-Jets game. (1.) The vein is freaky. (2.) What's up with the Latina schoolgirl clothing choice. (3.) Some guys say she's looking good enough to possibly live out their Joe Namath fantasies. Suz is now 47 and headed into the twilight of her career but not before one more run as the lesbian, hot chick sideline reporter. JUMP!

Aug 15, 2011
Chinese Blast Smoke Guns After LeBron Dunked On [Video]

Chinese Blast Smoke Guns After LeBron Dunked On [Video]

Yes, the images are blurry, but that is some Chinese dude going up for a two-handed dunk over The King. You won't be seeing this on Maverick Carter's Twitter account, but the locals are still buzzing about this display of athleticism - from one of their own. This happened late last week and surprisingly it has yet to be leaked to ESPN by the Nike camp. Imagine that. Just more of LeBron's summer vacation being a complete disaster. A dunk and a three-pointer in his face. JUMP!

Aug 15, 2011Football
Jay Cutler-Kristin Cavallari Wedding Is Off Notice Finally Arrives

Jay Cutler-Kristin Cavallari Wedding Is Off Notice Finally Arrives

While other individuals that splurged on wedding gifts for Kristin Cavallari and Jay Cutler got their "Regret to inform you..." cards in the mail, it seems ours was lost for a few days. Anyway, the piece of mail from Carol Stream, Illinois finally arrived and we can put CavCut to bed as another failed relationship. Some of you might remember how Busted Coverage bought the couple a melamine reamer. Sadly it'll be thrown back with the other reamers. JUMP!

Aug 15, 2011NFL
Mark Sanchez 2011 GQ Photos: Shirtless, Wet & Muscles Popping

Mark Sanchez 2011 GQ Photos: Shirtless, Wet & Muscles Popping

Just for the ladies and Jets fanboy out there who has yet to get enough of a shirtless Mark Sanchez, we give you the 2011 GQ photo dumb of your sexy 10-for-15, 147 yards QB. The last time GQ went to the Sanchez well was 2009 and at least he was had Hilary Rhoda hanging on him. Not this time. From the initial photos out of GQ this is a solo Sanchez shoot where you get to see his dehydrated muscles & great hair. JUMP!

Aug 15, 2011Features
Bills’ WR Stevie Johnson Butt Cake & Baltimore Orioles Pony Tails [Daily WTF]

Bills’ WR Stevie Johnson Butt Cake & Baltimore Orioles Pony Tails [Daily WTF]

You have no idea how stuffed our email gets with random photos of ridiculous ‘stuff’ that really has no immediate home on Busted Coverage. The solution was to hire an editor who will bring you the best of the best from the inbox. Have a photo for this series? Send it in. If it makes the cut, it’ll be published. Email us. mail@bustedcoverage.com

Aug 15, 2011
Steelers-Skins Preseason Opener Highlighted By Puker [Video]

Steelers-Skins Preseason Opener Highlighted By Puker [Video]

The Redskins and Steelers got together for some preseason football Friday night and the locals were raring to go for night football. Rex Grossman was under center. Santana Moss was catching touchdown passes and the fans were pounding $8.75 drafts (seriously, that's what they are up to in Detroit). One 'Skins fan, pictured, had a few too many and it seems DJ Pukey Pukerton had something brown for dinner. Thai food? Here comes the hurl! VIDEO! JUMP!

Aug 15, 2011Other Sports
Brooklyn Decker Reads Book During Reds Game With Roddick [Photos]

Brooklyn Decker Reads Book During Reds Game With Roddick [Photos]

If this incident went down at Yankee Stadium or Citifield it would be gossip page and Entertainment Tonight fodder. But, when Brooklyn Decker shows up with Andy Roddick at Great American Ballpark, it barely moves the Twitter world. It's not just that Brooklyn was in town & hanging in seats behind the plate with Roddick. It's that she was bored out of her mind with the Reds and Padres Friday night tilt. The SI swimsuit magazine cover model was actually reading a book. JUMP!

Aug 15, 2011Features
This Guy Chases, Shoots At Braves Fans With Pump Shotgun! [Cuff ‘Em]

This Guy Chases, Shoots At Braves Fans With Pump Shotgun! [Cuff ‘Em]

You want to know why you'll never catch our asses going to a Braves baseball game? Because there are jerkoffs like Cordricus Anderson hanging out near Turner Field with shotguns. We all know the thugs hanging around the park are either going to pickpocket us, sell us phony tickets or pull a shotgun and chasing our asses around a park. That's exactly what Anderson did Friday night in Atlanta. Seriously. Chased fans, and shot at them, with a friggin' shotgun. Details - JUMP!

Aug 15, 2011Other Sports
LeBron James & Chinese Panda Hug It Out [Morning Twitpic]

LeBron James & Chinese Panda Hug It Out [Morning Twitpic]

In case you didn't know, LeBron James is now on a China tour very similar to the one Carmelo Anthony, Shaq, CP3 and other NBAers went on in July. It's such a parallel trip that even LeBron had to get his obligatory panda picture. That turned into a fiasco as Twitter dorks are hammering him over his receding hairline. You know, in a way we actually feel sorry for this guy. Are there other NBAers on this trip with him? Not that we can see. Isn't the King supposed to have boys?

Aug 14, 2011Features
Sugarland Stage Collapse At Indiana State Fair [Video]

Sugarland Stage Collapse At Indiana State Fair [Video]

Of course, there's no football or sports angle to this one but you're searching for the video so why not take the time this morning to show you what went down at the Indiana State Fair last night. Country band Sugarland was performing and the weather got crazy. As you'll see in the HD video, things go from just bad weather to tragic as that massive stage roof comes crumbling down on fans there to see the show. Video - JUMP!

Aug 14, 2011Other Sports
Zach Greinke Sneak Previews Bierbrauer Jersey Day [Weekened Twitpic]

Zach Greinke Sneak Previews Bierbrauer Jersey Day [Weekened Twitpic]

What was stranger yesterday in Milwaukee? Zach Greinke pinch hitting in the fifth inning or that he was wearing a special issue Brewers jersey that the team planned to debut TODAY! The Friday starter was called on to hit in a sacrifice situation after Marco Estrada gave the team five scoreless in a spot start. For some reason, Grienke came to the plate and there it was, SUNDAY'S jersey being worn on the wrong day. Today is German Heritage Day at Miller Park. So expect the team to run out of beer & knockwurst.

Aug 13, 2011Other Sports
Kim Kardashian Unleashes Purple Bikini In Bora Bora [Photos]

Kim Kardashian Unleashes Purple Bikini In Bora Bora [Photos]

Just 7 days until the mega-wedding of the 21st century for E! Entertainment. The Kardashian-Humphries extravaganza is nearly here and the couple decided to get away for a relaxing final weekend before the craziness of marriage & camera crews engulf their lives. Of course one of the stupid sisters had to go along to Bora Bora because the more bikini action the better for E!. Just throwing this out there. Kim looking a little chubby wearing purple? Ask your wife/girlfriend to chime in. JUMP!

Aug 13, 2011Features
Tweets: How Kendrick Perkins Public Intox In Beaumont, Texas Went Down

Tweets: How Kendrick Perkins Public Intox In Beaumont, Texas Went Down

There are all sorts of rumors flying around about what happened outside a club called The Ticket in Beaumont, Texas early this morning. What we do know is that OKC Thunder's Kendrick Perkins was taken to jail on public intox charges. What we also know is that an altercation of some sort happened at that club. MediaTakeOut, the trustworthy site they are, is reporting shots were fired. Meanwhile, those tweeting about the fight say nothing about shots fired. Here is what Twitter users were saying at 4 a.m. JUMP!

Aug 13, 2011
Ben Turner Is 2011 Tiger Woods Cigar Guy [Video]

Ben Turner Is 2011 Tiger Woods Cigar Guy [Video]

His name is Ben Turner and he's being called the Tiger Woods Cigar Guy of 2011 after his crazy antics resulted in one of the better golf TV moments of the year. The guy considers himself a Tiger super fan and says he can name all 71 victories on Eldrick's resume. Turner isn't just some drunken schlub wasting a Friday following his hero. He's dedicated to this sport. Dude actually claims he kinda knew Tiger would shank his shot in this direction. Ben's big TV moment - JUMP!

Aug 13, 2011NFL
NFL’s Jewish Cheerleading Lewis Sisters Unleashed [15 Photos]

NFL’s Jewish Cheerleading Lewis Sisters Unleashed [15 Photos]

Remember back in April when we told you about the NFL's first known Jewish twins cheerleading tandem, the Lewis sisters? Yeah, well they've made their training camp debut. In this year of NFL cheerleading firsts (cheerleading granny), this is our favorite because it brings religion into the mix. First NFL Jesuit twins? No idea. But this is HUGE for the Jewish religion. Thankfully BC reader Scott was at camp the other day and filed this photographic report. Gallery! JUMP!

Aug 13, 2011
Ndamukong Suh Nearly Kills Andy Dalton [Video]

Ndamukong Suh Nearly Kills Andy Dalton [Video]

For those of us in attendance last night at Ford Field for the epic tilt between the Lions and Bengals there was a very eery feeling to the preseason game. Folks, we are watching a team ready to explode on the NFL from a defensive standpoint. The Lions, seemingly knowing the Bungwads were the perfect opponent to send a message to the NFL, went nuts on Andy Dalton. Leading the charge? Ndamukong Suh. He was nasty, unblockable and has Detroit fans in a frenzy. VIDEO! JUMP!

Aug 13, 2011Other Sports
Little League Spelling FAILS! [Weekend Twitpics]

Little League Spelling FAILS! [Weekend Twitpics]

BC reader, Jeremy, obviously single or married and with little else to do on a Friday night, sent us this ESPN spelling fail last night at 10:12 p.m. EST. "See the attached picture and you'll understand that our schools can't afford to cut anymore funds," Jeremy wrote. Ahh, but it's not only ESPN blazing a trail of spelling futility. We went searching Twitpics and Yfrogs for other LLWS spelling fails and found this. JUMP!

Aug 12, 2011Other Sports
Crazy Drunken Cheerleader At Cleveland Indians Game [Video]

Crazy Drunken Cheerleader At Cleveland Indians Game [Video]

Ah, the lure of the ballpark -- the lush green field, the crack of the bat, dogs, beers, peanuts and drunk, belligerent fans yelling at you and the team the entire game. Here's that woman at a Cleveland Indians game. A funny thing happens after she takes her shirt off and starts waving it around in the air, though. The rest of the stadium follows suit. Check the video. JUMP!

Aug 12, 2011Other Sports
Alex Morgan And Whitney Engen In A Tub [Photos]

Alex Morgan And Whitney Engen In A Tub [Photos]

That fantasy you've been dreaming up where U.S. Women's National Team members Alex Morgan and Whitney Engen are together in a tub, well... dream no more! You'll have to work your way around a couple of pesky sports bras, but that's what your imagination is for. Plus, we've got a whole gallery of Alex Morgan in all of her hotness for you. JUMP!

Aug 12, 2011Football
Heather Attempts To Turn Gay Tony Romo Fans Straight [11 Photos]

Heather Attempts To Turn Gay Tony Romo Fans Straight [11 Photos]

Guys, we keep telling you that following @heathero14 isn't a yes or no option. Click "FOLLOW," you idiots. Instead you'll waste your life wondering what Jay Mohr thinks about Fed Ex and UPS. Meanwhile, our friend Heather is posting shots - fresh out of the shower - of the diamond cutters in a Romo jersey. Like this #$% doesn't happen every day on the Internet & when it does, it's never the gonzo, mirror kind. JUMP!

Aug 12, 2011Ring Girls
Ex-UFC Ring Girl Brittney Palmer Really Is An Artist [Photos]

Ex-UFC Ring Girl Brittney Palmer Really Is An Artist [Photos]

Earlier this week we were reading about how Dana White was ripping a bunch of idiot MMA bloggers because they thought he fired Ring Girl Brittney Palmer. Yeah, probably not the biggest thing to worry about as the stock market dropped 600 points, but it's what drives pageviews. White said something to the effect that Palmer was concentrating on her artwork right now. Come to find out, the guy was serious. Um, Palmer really is an artist who can go wrist bra & Ali in a matter of minutes. JUMP!

Aug 12, 2011NFL
Packers, This Cheesehead Visit White House To Meet Obama [Photos]

Packers, This Cheesehead Visit White House To Meet Obama [Photos]

There had to be one old coot who just had to bring his cheesehead to the Green Bay Packers ceremony with President Obama. Aaron Rodgers and the boys were in D.C. today for some handshakes, politics and to present the Pres with a jersey. Any highlights? Oh, just Greg Jennings sleeping on one of those fancy couches in a White House hallway. Other than that? Not much to report. Cheesehead stole the show. JUMP!

Aug 12, 2011Other Sports
Danny Almonte Baseball Playing Days Over: 10 Years After Williamsport

Danny Almonte Baseball Playing Days Over: 10 Years After Williamsport

In the summer of 2001, Randy Johnson was 36-years-old and striking out 372 hitters on his way to a Cy Young Award & World Series ring with the Arizona Diamondbacks. It was also the same year when Barry Bonds would hit 73 home runs. Major League Baseball was at the peak of its steroid & superstar era, yet during Aug. of that year a lanky Latino from the Bronx was the biggest figure in the sport & about to become the most famous name in modern Little League history. JUMP!

Aug 12, 2011Features
TSA First Class, Blaine Gabbert Ready To Go & Subway Guy [Daily WTF]

TSA First Class, Blaine Gabbert Ready To Go & Subway Guy [Daily WTF]

You have no idea how stuffed our email gets with random photos of ridiculous ‘stuff’ that really has no immediate home on Busted Coverage. The solution was to hire an editor who will bring you the best of the best from the inbox. Have a photo for this series? Send it in. If it makes the cut, it’ll be published. Email us. mail@bustedcoverage.com

Aug 12, 2011Football
Patriots Craiglist Poster Offers OchoCinco His Parents’ Basement

Patriots Craiglist Poster Offers OchoCinco His Parents’ Basement

We're pretty sure the following Craigslist posting offering OchoCinco the opportunity to move in with some guy's parents is a joke. Pretty sure, but stranger things have happened and maybe Ocho would be down with the 1500 sq. ft. basement with "the fastest Internet this side of Cincinnati." You gotta hand it to Patriots fan, they finally have someone with a shred of personality compared to Darth Vader and his sweatshirt. JUMP!

Aug 12, 2011Other Sports
The Pussification Of Little League Baseball Continues [Video]

The Pussification Of Little League Baseball Continues [Video]

ESPN has gone balls-to-the-walls with its Little League World Series regionals coverage and of course we're watching for $*&^ like this from one of the games in Indianapolis. (By the way, yeah the infield is Dominican-esque. Indy had a watering ban.) We've just seen the continuing pussification of our American youth. Wonder why we're getting our asses handed to us in this crazy world? Watch how we intentionally walk hitters in Little League. JUMP!

Aug 12, 2011Features
Rays’ Spring Training Rental Full Of Pot Says Thief [Cuff ‘Em]

Rays’ Spring Training Rental Full Of Pot Says Thief [Cuff ‘Em]

Remember back in the spring when a Rays training camp rental belonging to Evan Longoria, David Price and Steve Brignac was burglarized? Yeah, well two punks are now in police custody for ripping off electronics, watches, jewelry and even an AK-47. But one of the suspects has dropped a bomb on the investigation, making the claim that there was some bud in the pad. How much bud? A bunch of bud. Is this just a huge accusation to save his ass? Details - JUMP!

Aug 12, 2011
These Are The Idiots Who Think Tebow Should Be Broncos QB [Morning Twitpic]

These Are The Idiots Who Think Tebow Should Be Broncos QB [Morning Twitpic]

Oh, of course you little brats are high-fiving each other this morning after Te-Jesus went 6-of-7 for 91 yards. Think you're cool because He threw your Jorts-wearing ass a football? Be proud for now, punk. It's one worthless game against the Cowboys scrubs. No way Gun Boats is getting that Broncos QB starting job. And what's up with your dad Gionvanni and his Gators wife beater and gold chain? It's Friday, let's GO!

Aug 11, 2011Other Sports
David Arrigo Is Greatest Goalie Mask Artist You’ve Never Heard Of [Photos]

David Arrigo Is Greatest Goalie Mask Artist You’ve Never Heard Of [Photos]

Artist David Arrigo may not have a bunch of paintings hanging in fancy galleries, but you've probably still seen his work. Arrigo has painted some of the coolest goalie masks in hockey. His works range from the odd -- Angry Birds -- to the traditional. The one thing they all have in common is they look awesome. Check the gallery. JUMP!

Aug 11, 2011Other Sports
Rent Zydrunas Ilgauskas’ Soho Pad For Only $37,500 A Month! [Photos]

Rent Zydrunas Ilgauskas’ Soho Pad For Only $37,500 A Month! [Photos]

We've done gone and solved your problems once again! That $40,000 burning a hole in your pocket -- this is what you need to do with it. Rent Miami Heat center Zydrunas Ilgauskas' Soho townhouse for a month! You'll even have $3,000 left over for call girls! The place even comes with an Old School poster in one of the bedrooms. This place has it all. Check it out in the Busted Coverage real estate listings. JUMP!

Aug 11, 2011Football
Florida State Cheerleaders 2011 Scouting Report: Chelsea [12 Photos]

Florida State Cheerleaders 2011 Scouting Report: Chelsea [12 Photos]

It's that time of year when Busted Coverage unleashes it's photo gathering & college research team on campuses from the Atlantic to the Pacific in search of college cheerleaders. Today we go straight up the USA Today Top 25 poll and peek in at Florida State where, for the first time in a long time, the ladies will be cheering for a high-profile program. Our first subject for '11 is Chelsea. Go crazy, Brent Musberger! JUMP!

Aug 11, 2011Features
Move It, Tubby, We’re Sending In Kevin The Intern [26 Photos]

Move It, Tubby, We’re Sending In Kevin The Intern [26 Photos]

A few of you have been wondering about what our boy Kevin The Intern (who started a blogosphere intern craze back in 2008) has been up to. We're happy to report that Kev is entering his final semester at Purdue and moves one step closer to entering the world as a productive citizen. But the guy is still all about the broads, especially the supermodels. He sent over this gallery begging us to post it. Ambrosio...GO! JUMP!

Aug 11, 2011Football
Joe Paterno Trades In Nikes For These Killer Socks [Photo]

Joe Paterno Trades In Nikes For These Killer Socks [Photo]

Our special agents on the ground in State College shot this photo of Joe Paterno at yesterday's practice where the old coot somehow managed to get his ass onto the practice field. His wing is busted up after the freak practice accident, but it was just a little bump in the road. There he is with his two-deep roster and a personal chauffeur cruising around practice. Meanwhile, his son was running a caption contest. JUMP!

Aug 11, 2011Golf
16 Best Twitter Reactions to Tiger Shooting 77 At PGA

16 Best Twitter Reactions to Tiger Shooting 77 At PGA

Folks, it's all over. The act that was formerly known as Tiger Woods, the greatest golfer of our generation, is up. The guy just finished up his opening round at the PGA Championship with a 77, his worst score ever in the major. Of course this has sent the Twitter-verse into a feeding frenzy. Know-it-all losers, like us, who have too much time on their hands are unloading on Eldrick. It's about as ugly as his round. JUMP!

Aug 11, 2011Features
Batmobile Cruising The Streets, Tricky Cheating & Spandex Fails [Daily WTF]

Batmobile Cruising The Streets, Tricky Cheating & Spandex Fails [Daily WTF]

You have no idea how stuffed our email gets with random photos of ridiculous ‘stuff’ that really has no immediate home on Busted Coverage. The solution was to hire an editor who will bring you the best of the best from the inbox. Have a photo for this series? Send it in. If it makes the cut, it’ll be published. Email us. mail@bustedcoverage.com

Aug 11, 2011Football
Listen: Jack Trudeau Vs. IU Football Coach Kevin Wilson [Audio Brawl]

Listen: Jack Trudeau Vs. IU Football Coach Kevin Wilson [Audio Brawl]

The Indiana football team has a new football coach named Kevin Wilson and this is his first BCS-level head coaching job. Dude is amped to take the Hoosiers from the usual Big Ten doormat to a team at the top of the conference. Good luck, coach. Kevin took time out of his morning today to join the Zakk & Jack (Trudeau) Show. It didn't exactly go very well for either side. Let's just say Kevin wasn't in a mood for joking - JUMP!

Aug 11, 2011Other Sports
8 Best #Spydome Signs From Blue Jays Fans [Photos]

8 Best #Spydome Signs From Blue Jays Fans [Photos]

Last night was the first game at the Sky Dome (yes, we old stadium names) after ESPN unleashed its Spy Dome investigation. Fans, being the quirky Toronto fans they are, came out in droves with their "Stealing Signs" signs. Multiple teams say their signs are being stolen, yet the Blue Jays remain just 2 games over .500 at home. Supposedly, there is a guy wearing white sitting in center field who's relaying signs. JUMP!

Aug 11, 2011NFL
Raiders Rookies Get Haircuts; Mason Brodine’s Hair Shines! [Photos]

Raiders Rookies Get Haircuts; Mason Brodine’s Hair Shines! [Photos]

Mason Brodine is an undrafted free agent from the University of Nebraska-Kearney. He's fresh out of college, never played on ESPN or in a bowl game. He doesn't even really have a player profile page on Raiders.com. The guy wasn't even allowed at the University of Nebraska Pro Day. Seriously, not allowed to show his skills at the state funded institution. But here he is today on BC showing off his rookie hazing haircut. JUMP!

Aug 11, 2011Features
UGA’s Blake Wright Has Face Shredded In Rape Attempt [Cuff ‘Em]

UGA’s Blake Wright Has Face Shredded In Rape Attempt [Cuff ‘Em]

In case you are past the college days or just didn't realize it, college campuses are filling up with drunken, drug addicted teens as another school year gets going. Georgia student Blake Wright is back on campus. He's 19 and was headed into his second year at the Athens campus. Now the Speedo wearing, rape attempting idiot is in jail with a shredded face and an interesting Facebook page. JUMP!

Aug 11, 2011Features
Just Michele Beadle Sitting On A Porta Potty [Morning Twitpic]

Just Michele Beadle Sitting On A Porta Potty [Morning Twitpic]

SportsNation's Michelle Beadle and her MLS friend Taylor Twellman were in Philly yesterday and used their phones to document the adventure. The tweet exchange relating to this photo went something like this: Privacy, please! RT @TaylorTwellman: I don't feel so bad the cheesesteak went right thru Michelle. Yep, this is why we love this woman. She's us. Not Hollywood. And now has this photo floating on Internet.

Aug 10, 2011
Baseball Fight: Tony Phillips Drops Mike Marshall In Brawl [Video]

Baseball Fight: Tony Phillips Drops Mike Marshall In Brawl [Video]

Jose Canseco has been babbling over the last 24 hours about his Yuma barnstormers getting into a fight with a Chico team coached by former MLBer Mike Marshall. But now there is video of Marshall coming after Tony Phillips. Yes, the Tony Phillips best known for his days with the A's. As you'll see in the video, Marshall might be regretting coming towards Phillips who earlier had been running his mouth. JUMP!

Aug 10, 2011Other Sports
Juan Pablo Montoya’s Tire Man Look Like Pot Dealer To You?

Juan Pablo Montoya’s Tire Man Look Like Pot Dealer To You?

Ah, those crazy NASCAR fools! Just when you thought you had them all figured out as a bunch of backwards, hillbilly, wife-beating meth heads, they go and turn the tables on you. Two members of Juan Pablo Montoya's crew were busted for, not meth, but marijuana. The humanity! Our main subject, Trevor Lysne, could pass for a coke dealer, but pot? Fooled us. JUMP!

Aug 10, 2011NFL
Darren Sharper Unloading Ocean View Miami Condo For $4.5mm [Photos]

Darren Sharper Unloading Ocean View Miami Condo For $4.5mm [Photos]

We now know, thanks to the Realtor listing, that free agent safety Darren Sharper has one of the NFL's coolest Euro couches and a sweet stainless steel pool table. The ex-Saints, Vikings and Packers INT machine has put his Miami Beach condo on the market and little did we know that this guy has the kinda coin to own such a sweet pad. Ocean view? Over 3,000 sq. ft.? This one is for you. Just $4.5mm. JUMP!

Aug 10, 2011Other Sports
Barry Zito Engaged To Miss Missouri Amber Seyer [Photos]

Barry Zito Engaged To Miss Missouri Amber Seyer [Photos]

Has baseball's lothario decided to settle down? That's the word on the street. San Francisco Giants pitcher Barry Zito -- slayer of women -- is reportedly engaged to former Miss Missouri Amber Seyer. Ironically, much like his career, his choice of women has gone from the penthouse to the pig farm. Seriously, this chick grew up on a pig farm and probably swoon's over Barry's acoustic jams. JUMP!

Aug 10, 2011Other Sports
The Photoshopping of Shaq & Girlfriend Hoopz Has Begun

The Photoshopping of Shaq & Girlfriend Hoopz Has Begun

It's the photo that all the Adobe Photoshop p-funk hipmasters are chatting about this week. Shaq and his new-ish girlfriend 'Hoopz' exiting a store has become the Internet's fun thanks to the 7-footer and his spray-tanned honey. When a photo gets passed from I-Am-Bored to Reddit to Buzzfeed, it can be considered to have considerable hipster street cred. See what the Photoshoppers have been up to - JUMP!

Aug 10, 2011Other Sports
Alleged Volleyball Prostitute Marisa Ruckel Partying For Her Freedom [Photos]

Alleged Volleyball Prostitute Marisa Ruckel Partying For Her Freedom [Photos]

It's the story that keeps on giving. Seriously, if the emails would stop coming in, we'd move on to other stories of the day. But no, two new emails came in last night regarding Lindsey Wilson College's now ex-volleyballer Marisa Ruckel. You might remember her for last week's prostitution bust. She had been preparing for a volleyball season. Now she's just partying to stay out of jail. PARTY TONIGHT! Details! JUMP!

Aug 10, 2011Features
Cal Football Dorkwad & Hef’s Girls Planking Roundup [Daily WTF]

Cal Football Dorkwad & Hef’s Girls Planking Roundup [Daily WTF]

You have no idea how stuffed our email gets with random photos of ridiculous ‘stuff’ that really has no immediate home on Busted Coverage. The solution was to hire an editor who will bring you the best of the best from the inbox. Have a photo for this series? Send it in. If it makes the cut, it’ll be published. Email us. mail@bustedcoverage.com

Aug 10, 2011NFL
Just Brett Favre Drinking Smoothie, Wearing Gun Boat Shirt [i-Team]

Just Brett Favre Drinking Smoothie, Wearing Gun Boat Shirt [i-Team]

Amazingly, yesterday there were only a couple of tweets re: Brett Favre and not even one from Peter King or ESPN. Suddenly the guy isn't being rumored to be in camp with the Dolphins or any NFL team. So imagine our surprise when we found the guy with his arm around a possible high schooler (something...GHS) and wearing a gun-boat exposing greaser shirt while out in public. What's this all about? JUMP!

Aug 10, 2011Football
Playmate Jaime Edmondson Gets In Cam Newton’s BCS Pants [Update]

Playmate Jaime Edmondson Gets In Cam Newton’s BCS Pants [Update]

For those of you who laughed at us for buying Cam Newton's BCS Championship game pants, and emailed us to call us stupid, who's laughing now? About 13 hours ago, Playboy's Miss January 2010 Jaime Edmondson modeled the pants in a shoot that is going to make these pants bigger than life. The photos will become a must-see. Boys will clamor for a poster for their wall. Fathers will oblige. This is big time. JUMP!