Here we go with yet another first for our Baseball Cap Bank Robber series. This jerkoff walked into a Palm Beach, Florida bank wearing this sweatshirt thing & a Navy hat - this past Saturday. Time to make a withdrawal! Isn't there facial recognition systems that can detect the thickness of a customer's clothing. It's 90 & a guy is wearing a sweatshirt - DOORS INSTANTLY LOCK. This %^& should never happen at a Fla. bank. JUMP!
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What do we have here? Back to back days of chicks failing at sports fandome. First it was Jets chicks cheering for the wrong team in a preseason football game and now comes Courtney. Here she is forcing WGN viewers to crane their necks to figure out what that damn sign says. As @bubbaprog tells us, this is the kind of shot WGN gets when it travels to Houston. No way Wrigley Cubs chick is failing this miserably, right? August baseball. Catch the fever.
Tony Hawk jumped on Twitter today to tell his followers the big news. No, not another video game being released. The news is 31-years-old and goes back to a time when Hawk was still taking 2nd place in skating events. You see, Tony had a trophy returned to him by the people who bought his childhood home. To think, they didn't throw it on eBay with a Buy It Now of $1,000. Sucker! JUMP!
Former University of Tennessee basketball coach Bruce Pearl doesn't have much use for his gigantic multi-million dollar home these days. Since he doesn't have a job, he probably can't afford the mortgage payments either. Pearl's Knoxville home can be yours for only $2.7 million. Ever wondered what it's like to have three laundry facilities in your house. Buy this pad. Here's what you get. JUMP!
• Apparently Taylor Monsen considered herself an actress • Erica & Brittany Taltos are two gorgeous twins • Sara Jean Underwood releases some new topless pics • Brooke Burke secretly got married this weekend • Natalie Gauvreau is a hot Canadian model • Courtney Paige will brighten your day • Marloes Horst will make your wife very jealous • Marilyn Monroe may have pioneered sexiness
Imagine walking around and hanging from a radio tower - for 6 days. No water. 100-degree heat. No food. Sleeping one slip away from death. That's what's going on in Tulsa, Oklahoma where William Sturdivant has been going strong and shows no signs of wanting to come down. WATCH LIVE FEED OF RESCUE ATTEMPT - HERE. This craziness has the BC office buzzing with one question, "Is this guy the best black gymnast in U.S. history?" If you count balance beam. JUMP!
Briefly - Aida Yespica is a Venezuelan-born model who is better known for driving Italian men nuts on TV, YouTube and in lad mags. She used to WAG for futboler Matteo Ferrari. They had a little curly hair WAG baby but split a couple years later. Then along comes U.S.-born Melissa Satta, who just happens to be the hottest chick on the planet. She's the new 'it' chick in Italy. Yep, Satta and Ferrari are drilling some balls into the five-hole, according to Italian gossipers. Yep, Yespica is pissed. WAR. JUMP!
How many hot cyclist WAGs do you know? The answer to the question is now one. British cyclist Mark Cavendish is dating glamour model Peta Todd. We've covered nearly all the possible sporting WAGs in the world but never a cycling chick. Multiple high-fives to Cavendish for being able to parlay his biking success into jumping in the sack with Ms. Todd. It's amazing she got through the grasps of Manchester United. GALLERY! JUMP!
If you thought the Tony Romo Wedding Video was a horrible disgrace to men, you really need to brace yourself for the news of what went down at the guy's bachelor party. Lisp-er, and 24-year-old toolbag, Graham Besinger recently sat down with Romo to dive into his head. There were softly asked questions, a Jimmy Falwell-esque set and Graham seemingly about to break into tears. Then it happens. The moneyshot. Tony explains what he and the boys did in West Virginia. JUMP!
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The Chicago Tribune is reporting this week that the Field of Dreams house in Iowa is still for sale and the price of $5,400,000 has not changed and the owners have no interest in lowering it so you and the boys can destroy it. The field, built in 1988 by Universal Studios, has remained pretty much unchanged since Costner was told "People will come, Ray." 65,000 come each year. Time to build a t-shirt selling empire. Oh, and you get the two-bedroom house and the barns. JUMP!
Yeah, it's a slow sports day unless Jim Thome hitting his 600th gets you juiced up, so we'll pound the Jets-Texans game into the ground. We all remember the USC cheerleader cheering when Texas scored a TD in the Rose Bowl. Now comes the Jets Bimbo Squad cheering like a juice-head Texan just bought them a round of vodka & cranberries. You two are a disgrace to all those women out there who've worked hard to learn the sport and earn the right to hang with us in front of the TV.
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Sports screencapper @Jose3030 was still awake last night for the end of the 3rd quarter of the Jets-Texans game to nab Mark McGwire dude rocking the Brian Cushing jersey. Ironic, eh? As for the game, it ended up as a Matt Leinart vs. Greg McElroy backup struggle with the disgraced former beer bonger getting the worthless victory. In other sports news that caught our attention, Darryl Strawberry and Dwight Gooden are beefing. Keep your eyes on this one, folks. Drugs could fly.
There are three different viewpoints as to Suzy Kolber's Monday Night Football debut tonight at the Texans-Jets game. (1.) The vein is freaky. (2.) What's up with the Latina schoolgirl clothing choice. (3.) Some guys say she's looking good enough to possibly live out their Joe Namath fantasies. Suz is now 47 and headed into the twilight of her career but not before one more run as the lesbian, hot chick sideline reporter. JUMP!