Your Move, Alabama: Buckeye Has Sex With Pool Raft [Cuff 'Em]
At this time last year, BC had a sick fascination with the weirdos who were smoking bath salts. Most of the bath salt smokers were from Pennsylvania and West Virginia. It was a helluva run, but things have settled down with the salt tweakers. That’s why we’ve moved on to an Alabama-Ohio State Cuff ‘Em Challenge! Bama has been out to an early lead with some Rammer Jammer meth heads, but Ohio came back with the breast milk machine gunner. Now pool raft guy.
A repeat public indecency offender has been arrested for allegedly engaging in “sexual activity” with a pink inflatable swimming pool raft, according to Hamilton police.
Edwin Charles Tobergta, 32, was arrested at his Harmon Avenue home early Sunday after he was spotted in the act in an alley in the 1800 block of Howell Avenue behind a residence, a police report shows.
A male witness, who owns the raft and lives in the home near the alley, told Hamilton Police Officer William Thacker he shouted at the suspect to stop. “The witness stated the defendant appeared to be having sex with the raft do (sic) to the fact that his pants were down around his ankles,” police wrote in the report.
More shocking: this guy was banging a pool raft or that he’s only 32?
More shocking: dude was banging a pool raft and not his dog?
More shocking: the raft was pink and not Cincinnati Reds red?
Look, we’re from Ohio. Pay Ohio taxes. Went to Ohio schools. Get south of Columbus and you find pool raft bangers. There might be a random wacko raft nailer in Lima but not normally. Kudos to Ohio for making us proud.