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Look, fantasy dorks, this is your warning to tread lightly when watching 9-to-12 hours of continuous coverage from ESPN. At first your mind comprehends the numbers, diagrams, John Kruk analyzing a Little League World Series catcher blocking the plate, Darren Woodson pontificating about Tom Brady, followed by Chris McKendry mesmerizing with a new haircut. Then, when you are at your weakest, they slip in Cam Newton’s fantasy rushing projections. Poof! You’re fooled.

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