Here we go with yet another first for our Baseball Cap Bank Robber series. This jerkoff walked into a Palm Beach, Florida bank wearing this sweatshirt thing and that Navy hat – this past Saturday afternoon. Time to make a withdrawal! Isn’t there facial recognition systems that can detect the thickness of a customer’s clothing. The system would have different settings – like a microwave – where you can make adjustments as the weather changes. This %^& should never happen at a Fla. bank.
Police are asking for the public’s help in identifying a man who robbed a Chase bank Saturday afternoon.
The man, who is described as white and approximately 45 years old, entered the bank and presented a note to the teller around 12:50 p.m., according to a statement released this afternoon.
“A weapon was implied but not seen,” Greenacres Department of Public Safety Capt. Gina Abbananto said in the statement.
After the man received the money, he left the bank – located at 4931 S. Military Trail – on foot and went southbound on Military Trail.
Know this guy but don’t have the balls to turn in your boy to the fuzz? We’ll gladly do the job and split the reward money with you.
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