It’s the story all of the straight males in this country are talking about. Yahoo! Sports pretty much brought down the Miami Hurricanes football program yesterday with its huge report on cash payments, strippers, yachts and even an abortion for the players. (Knocked up stripper had the abortion.) If you haven’t read the report, stop what you’re doing and grab a drink. Of course Twitter has gone crazy and all the normal characters have cute tweets about the situation.
Here are the best of the best. Is there a tweet we missed and you put hours of thought into it? Email us.