Bigger Joke: Shaq’s Jorts Or His Girlfriend’s Height? [Photos]

Shaquille O’Neal may not have the best judgment, but even I have to wonder after he was spotted out last weekend with girlfriend Nicole “Hoopz” Alexander.

Yeah, his woman comes up to his waist, which has to be problematic for a number of reasons. He’s going get a bad back if he has to crouch over to kiss her like that for the rest of his life.

That’s not the biggest problem, though. I mean, she can probably fellate him standing up, so that’s good.

No, the real problem is those blue jean culottes Shaq is wearing. Really bro?

Are those Wranglers?

That’s the best pair of pants you could come up with to go out in public?

C’mon man.