Didn't watch the MLS All-Star game this week? Yeah, you didn't miss much other than a group of MLS scrubs get destroyed by Manchester U. But at least David Beckham gave our friends at OutSports an indelible image of some pre-game stretching with Thierry Henry. Our friends at Caught Off Side have the full shot for those of you who get a chuckle out of Becks being bent over. Have at it.
• Selena Gomez has some short shorts • Kristin Cavallari will always have her wedding pics • Ilary Blasi has the greatest bikini ever • Sexy Brazilian beach bums • Michelle Hunziker has a nice beach body • Olivia Wilde sizzles in Nylon • These dames are sexy as hell • Jesse James cheated on Kat Von D, uh oh
The Tennessee Titans surprised a lot of people when they drafted Jake Locker, but it appears they had a plan for him all along. Locker is performing errands during training camp for the Titans organization before he settles into his regular job of holding a clipboard while Matt Hasselbeck quarterbacks the team. Guess JUMP!
There are strict requirements for any person interviewed on BC. The individual must be capable of telling a sports-related story and actually have favorite sports teams. Today we catch up with Penthouse Pet Aimee Sweet, a New England native who has interesting rooting interests. She's a Celtics, Patriots and Bruins fan. And a Yankees fan. Seriously. It's like one of the most taboo choices a Boston fan could possibly make. Her reasoning & a party story with Lonnie Paxton - JUMP!
Three Sports Illustrated swimsuit models and several NY Yankees took time this morning to visit a young girl's lemonade stand to help raise money for Special Olympics. But the big news for BC readers was the lemonade spilled on Kate Upton's skirt. Um, holy #$%^ that is a spectacular thing to wear to a charity event. Totally made Robinson Cano take notice and we know he's game for white girls. Just has to kick chubby Andruw Jones to curb. JUMP!
Somehow we came across news today that Bengals' QB Andy Dalton got married July 9 without a single sports blog publicizing his wedding registry. By the way, any other QBs out there get hitched this summer that we missed? Flacco, Roethlisberger, Romo, Dalton. At this point, Colt McCoy has the length of marriage lead in the AFC North. Must admit, this Dalton kid is just too damn cute. The wife - Jordan Jones - ain't too bad either. JUMP!
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Where do we start with this one? That weird wood bench? The plastic gloves? The panda looking like it's smiling? Carmelo Anthony's face? The blue surgical suit? WTF is going on with those NBAers who are traveling around Asia. Folks, we are honestly just a couple of more panda dry humps away from losing an NBAer to the Far East. Step up, Stern. Ban travel to China. Ban panda candids. We cannot possibly let this happen to U.S. basketball. JUMP!
Surprisingly this one comes to us via the great state of Iowa where flat tops and black eyes still make for great jail mug shots. Meet John Twombly. He got married over the weekend. It was a special day. Friends were there. A great reception was planned. And then it seems that one of his groomsmen got drunk and started dancing with John's new wife. John didn't like it and started brawling with his former boy. The police show up and stomp Twombly's face. JUMP!
• Sources: Brian Wilson nearly beats Jew's ass • Sources: Mascot gets kicked in nuts, traded to Jets • Source: Iowa dance team pooner uses spray tan • Sources: NFL Players Like Girls Without Pants • Source: Sands implants as inflated as Hasselback's deal • Source: Katsia close to bringing bra, undies to Bears • Sources: Dina Pandzic in her undies, signs with Pats • Source: These might be St. Louis implants, says source
C'mon, ESPN. Quit making yourself look silly. We get it, you have sources. And a source. Here we thought things were bad yesterday when there were 5 'sources' on ESPN.com. This morning there are 8 sources/source and 1 report. Someone wake us in mid-August when it's time for our fantasy draft where we'll be going with the 2 Girls & 1 John Clayton name this season. Beat that. You can't so don't even try.
It's Day Two of the BC After Dark series and we decided to bring out the heavy machinery tonight with Rosie Jones and Holly Peers who are running some missions for a 2012 HotShots calendar. It'll be a must-have for swat teams and those soldiers who kick in Afghan doors. Of course the Jones/Peers team has some secret agents helping to rid London of terrorist scum. Guys, this is the cast that last stupid Charlie's Angels should have included. JUMP!
Gilbert Arenas really knows hot to drive the MediaTakeOut.com crew, and white people who are totally offended by black athletes talking about their road beef, crazy. It seems that some time last night, Agent Zero uploaded a new avatar for his Twitter account and it just happened to be a screen shot of his BlackBerry road beef categories. Of course they're offensive. Of course an NBAer categorizing "Girls Who Gave It Up" will drive Skip Bayless nuts. JUMP!
• Adriana Lima is still at Miami Beach • Anna Pacquin has a cute little booty • Olivia Paige is a Tomboy no more • Sexy Orbit Gum blonde seems shy • Hot Bosnian model Dina Pandzic • Brandi Glanville shows off her awesome body • Hot South African stunner Danielle Kn • Hana Nitsche is drop dead sexy
And to think we were sitting around the office this afternoon wondering what ever happened to journeyman, defensive specialist Doug Mientkiewicz. It came to our attention that a guy who played 12 seasons and didn't break 70 home runs (career) during the steroid season made $13,000,000 in salary over his years of service. Dude bought this Coral Gables, Florida house way back in 2003 and is ready to sell it for a profit. Details & the dining room - JUMP!