Just minutes ago, through our vast Rolodex of NFL contacts, we got off the phone with Carolina Panthers tight end Jeremy Shockey who was busting it back to Miami from a Keys diving trip to pack his bags and prepare for the end of the NFL lockout. "The deal will be done Thursday and we're being told to report to Charlotte for a three-day camp the 22nd through 25th," Shockey said sounding like he was ready to hit someone. More details - JUMP!
Ho hum, Chris Bosh got married this weekend in Miami and the biggest news from the event was LeBron James and his shaved face. Seriously, for the 'urban' community this event is totally bigger than the Ben Roethlisberger wedding coming up THIS SATURDAY! But leave it to some rich white dude to be the guy responsible for uploading the only 'insider' pics from Bosh's bash. Repeat, a white guy. PICS - JUMP!
Why do we continue to track Matthew Stafford's man cans? Because Busted Coverage happens to like the Detroit Lions and we see a guy who, photographed July 4th weekend, doesn't exactly look like he's been on a strict cardio regimen. It's no secret that Staffs likes his beer. We've documented his recent beer runs, yet Matt tells NFL.com that he's been staying fit during the lockout. JULY 4TH HOUSEBOAT BASH! JUMP!
You guys keep demanding more and more Baseball Cap Bank Robbers so here we go again, this time in New Orleans. If you are keeping track at home, please mark a notch for the San Francisco Giants in the bank robbery division. This fool ain't playin' and needs some cash for the weekend. See what police know and Busted Coverage investigators have uncovered. Help bust this case wide open - JUMP!
• Wedding dress streaker at Braves game! • Good lord! Look at caboose on Fordham cheerleader • Erika Moutinho: Last chick standing at WSOP • Um, Yes: AnnaSophia Robb bikini hair whip • Irina Shayk walking her dog in NYC wearing this • Jesse Jane 30 For 30: Birthday girl! • Serena Williams' giant bikini ass at beach • Boss: Joe Sakic drains Hole-In-One for $1,000,000
Whether it was the little chubby USA fan raising his shirt after a goal, Michelle and Barry eating a dinner on a historic ottoman in the White House (Michelle drinking a 312?) or a black guy in Uncle Sam gear at a bar, America was riveted yesterday. Personally, the 105-degree temps had our asses firmly planted on the couch. For one July afternoon women's soccer really mattered. It doesn't go away without one look back at the fun. JUMP!
To take a word from the Kenny Powers dictionary, the Kenny Powers K-Swiss ads give me a boner. Here's comedian Danny McBride completely uncensored taking over as K-Swiss CEO in his best ad spot yet. We saved this for the weekend so you could turn this up at home and scare the #@%^ out of your dog. Enjoy. JUMP!
What more can we say other than Kate Upton unleashed 95% of her body on a Miami runway yesterday during the Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week show for Beach Bunny swimwear. According to her Twitter account, Upton will be at the beach this weekend so we suggest getting your ass out of the hotel and start scoping out South Beach for the recently turned 19-year-old. 25 photos that'll bring a tear to your eye - JUMP!
• Watch: Miguel Angel Jimenez stretching is amazing • Cole Hamels wife update...here she is at U2 concert • Weekend Fun: Your #FriskyFriday roundup • Need To Puke? Hilary Swank bikini time! • 84 Butterfaces To Take Home Tonight From Club • Elena Dementieva becomes a WAG today in Russia • Tweets: Evan Turner has a wife carrying request • Pic: Biggest Douchebag Spiked Hair Of The Week
According to our Twitter timeline this morning it's freezing at the British Open. Not that we've noticed since the Open has yet to come across our television. Just trust Twitter twits. Or just observe how Rickie Fowler is dealing with the elements. Cooler than school flat-bill cap, white poof coat, those awesome white pants and blizzard-proof down mitts. Those mitts - actually Titleist branded. See, you learned something this morning.
Yes, it's officially Jay Cutler-Kristin Cavallari day, but we have perfectly good reasoning for each post. And the fun-fest is capped off with news that the couple's wedding registry has officially hit the Internets for their July 7, 2012 wedding. Can't get the ball rolling too early. It's a BC tradition to get a gift for the millionaire couple, so we went with a $3.95 yellow reamer. Reasoning? Not sure, but it's handy. JUMP!
• Sexy ladies in Harry Potter costumes • Olivia Wilde drops awesome cleavage • Team USA kicks ass and sexy at it • Irina Shayk dresses up for walking the dog • Candice Swanepoel gets sexed up for campaign • Fernanda Prada's has some cute little curves • Leticia Zuloaga bares all the necessities • Gracie Carvalho is a hot Brazilian model
Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler is not a smart man. Here's more proof -- he sports the same facial expression no matter what he's doing. Is it confusion, stupidity, indifference? Who knows. At least he has a hot girlfriend in a bikini to distract us from it. Seriously, the guy can't even sit at the Raleigh in Miami and drink booze without making a stupid face. At least Eli has an excuse. JUMP!
Here is what we learned about Jimmer Fredette's day of golf today at the American Century Classic: he's out of his league. As if being a bad golfer wasn't enough of an embarrassment, the ACC folks just had to partner him with Tim Tebow and Herm Edwards. Two holy rollers & Mr. Speech Pathologist. Snoozer. Meanwhile, Jimmer's girlfriend was being hounded by the horny bros walking the course. JUMP!
Elin Nordegren, Tiger Woods' ex, has a new boyfriend. He's Jamie Dingman. He's rich, he's not terribly good looking and he's an opportunist, but he's the exact opposite of Tiger (except for the rich part). His new woman has an estimated $100 million fortune and she's ready to find some rebound meat. Looks like Jaime's timing couldn't be any better. Gold digger! JUMP!
In all honesty, a Cuban boating company has not signed Kelly Brook to an endorsement deal. That was just a headline we allowed Kevin The Intern to come up with to fulfill one of his internship requirements. Truth be told, Brook is titillating the locals in Italy where she's obviously getting R&R before her next red carpet appearance. Tough job, you know. Imagine living with 'those' on a daily basis. JUMP!