Kenny Powers Is CEO Of K-Swiss: Uncensored Version [Video]

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Kenny Powers, AKA comedian Danny McBride of Eastbound and Down, is a badass, so you knew when he took over as CEO of shoe company K-Swiss he’d turn it into a badass operation.

Powers enlists the help of Kansas City Chiefs quarterback Matt goddam Cassel to command his high-powered marketing offense, MMA champ Jon “Bones” Jones as HR Manager, to raise moral, director of community outreach Jillian Michaels and wrestler Ray Mysterio as head of security.

San Francisco 49ers linebacker Patrick Willis also makes an appearance as killing machine and the athlete of the future.

Kenny Powers is changing the sports world because he wants “to get everybody to stop acting like goddam pussies all the time.”

Hilarity.

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