It has officially hit the Internets, the video that Tony Romo was hoping would be lost in the mail, sea or permanently sealed in a vault until he dies one day. But alas, the Tony Romo-Candice Crawford wedding movie featuring Coldplay’s “Fix You,” has hit the Internets. It’s a high-end production. There are shaving closeups. There are slow-motion shots of drinks being poured. This video is so good your girlfriend will now start bugging your ass for one of these.
Posted: Oh, as quick as we could steal it from Deadspin.
Premise: Hairy chins. White. Cadillacs.
Climax of Video: Romo’s hair perfectly curled.
Conclusion: The divorce one of these days will be remixed to 99 Problems.