John Salley Admiring Porn Star Basketballs & Unknown D-Listers [Photos]

It’s still a shock to us how BC Photo Editor Big Gay Rich ran into photos yesterday of John Salley at some bar where he was hanging with Mary Carey and some random D-listers trying to create “an event” for wannabe paparazzi cameramen. The chick in yellow is Paula Labaredas. She’s the D-lister. Then we have Ms. Carey. We knew things were slowing down for Salley when he took a job on the Speed Channel but this party is ridiculous.

According to the folks at SunOfHollywood.com this ‘event’ was held to honor Labaredas who was celebrating a birthday.

So Paula’s known guests included none other than the Non-House Arrested Red-Head, Phoebe Price, who is also starting her own Reality Show which will also include Paula.  Other guests included the gigantic John Salley, the always charming Mary Carey, and her friend Vicki Lizzie.  Even Legendary Singer Taylor Dayne had to join in on the Birthday festivities.  The craziest part was watching Paula and Mary hug… Not only is Mary like twice the size of the petite Portuguese, but I swear it looked like Mary’s boobs were gonna swallow Paula whole… which I’m sure most men in the world wish they could do.

John, seriously, send us a message. Tell us you are ok with the bank account. Tell us you didn’t really need to do this party. At least tell us you’re sleeping with one of them.

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[More pics of Paula Labaredas - SunOfHollywood.com]