BC Special Features Editor Monty sent this dispatch earlier today about the Cubs new "F@%k The Goat" shirts. "The Chicago Cubs are the brown stain on my toilet bowl when I'm done taking a crap... wait, no, it's not the team that is the stain, it's their fans. Outside of Boston, there aren't a bunch of insufferable, disgusting, classless pricks who stand up taller game after game than Chicago Cubs fans." And he's just getting started. JUMP!
Been doing some hiring here at Busted Coverage. Actually went out and found us an editor who will handle "The Next Erin Andrews Hunter" beat. What the hell is that, you ask? Folks, there isn't a cable operation out there that isn't looking for a pretty young lass. The days of Lesley Visser lookalikes grilling coaches about halftime adjustments are over. We're officially opening a consulting business that'll uncover the hottest, most intelligent sideline talent available. The Hunter goes huntin'!
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We were just sitting here looking at a hot kickboxer chick when a message crossed our TweetDeck saying Jordan Jefferson just destroyed a pop quiz presented to him on ESPN SportsCenter. The BC office TV was on ESPN so we hit rewind and about lost spewed the beer we're drinking all over the 42" LCD. Look, you don't want your SEC QB too smart. Dude will totally rebound from saying this is George Jefferson. We smell ESPN GameDay material right here, folks. Video - JUMP!
Let's cut to the chase. Milan Lucic is going three-way with the Stanley Cup and girlfriend Brittany Carnegie. Mark it down. Adjust your WAG rankings accordingly because Brit has officially entered our consciousness and just happens to be an ex-soccer player so she's capable of being included in WAGs and all 800 Bleacher Report "Hottest Chicks In Soccer History" lists. The hair has changed colors so don't freak when you look at the following photos.
PR guy Brad emailed us this week with this message. "I hope you are well! I just wanted to let you know that six Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders will be featured on Friday night’s episode of The Singing Bee, CMT’s highest rated original series. The cheerleaders will compete in this karaoke-style game show to win $10,000 for their chosen charity." Who cares about the charity? Cheerleaders playing Mad Libs karaoke? We're all in. Play along at home! JUMP!
Here is our morning routine. Up by 6-6:30. Check the email. Throw on the news, which is followed by Good Morning America, which is followed by Regis and Kelly. Why no ESPN? Because that can be switched on at Noon and we'll get the same news from 8:30 a.m. Anyway, Kelly Ripa is on vacation so Michelle Beadle sat in with Regis today. The highlights? Regis bringing up porn talk with Beadle, who went total trooper on him and made this video so much fun. JUMP!
The people are starting to line the parade route in Dallas this morning for the Dallas Mavericks attempt to regain some thunder after Vancouver Canucks fan one-upped Sunday's Club LIV performance. But, Mark Cuban ain't going down without a fight. He's even bringing out the obese male dancers. We're hearing that AT&T service is pretty much useless in downtown as an estimated 250,000 fans have gathered to cheer the Mavs for destroying ghetto basketball. Stay tuned. Gallery coming soon.
Must hand it to Vancouver Canucks hooligans, they sure know how to put their city on the world map with an old fashioned riot. Great job, people. You sure busted up that downtown Sears. But one specific idiot stood out to us. Pants on the Ground guy. If you lose your pants to a Vancouver cop and make the national news, you're a riot bro. And what about those guys jumping off Port-O-Crappers like WWE top ropes. Brought tears to our eyes. Go ahead, idiots, destroy your country. JUMP!
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Erin Andrews seemed to be going through her old WebShots album last night & happened upon a 10-year-old photo of her and ESPN desk hostess Sage Steele that was uploaded to Twitter. Folks, it's rare to see any photos of Pageviews pre-ESPN so it gets the Morning Twitpic treatment. Big news here? Not much other than that is a 23-year-old EA. How is it possible a gentlemen has yet to put a ring on that finger. Baffles us. Full photo and EA's explanation - JUMP!
Welcome to Busted Coverage’s morning feature, aptly called Burnt Toast, written by Fox Sports Radio host Peter Burns. The Twitter revolution is upon us, but tweets get lost, tweets are forgotten and tweets aren’t properly recognized for their value to humanity. That’s where Burns takes over and compiles the best, worst and most important nuggets from the night before. JUMP!
Not since closet crapper Najeh Davenport have we heard about a football player (allegedly) doing anything this crazy. Atlanta Falcons cornerback Christopher Owens, a 2009 draft pick from San Jose State, is being investigated for trashing his ex-girlfriend and baby mama's apartment. Of course she ran off to TMZ bitching and complaining. Sounds fishy to us. Jaded baby mama? Full details of the trashing - JUMP!
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So the NFL is plenty mad over a Chicago TV station's investigation into the use of players wearing league uniforms while advertising Exxxotica Expo 2011, which as you can guess involved porn stars. This is the same league that won't let bars advertise "Watch the Super Bowl here!" This is the same league that will destroy companies over copyright issues. Well, look what we found. How about the NFL logo itself splattered on a "Lockout Party" ad from this past weekend. And there's more! JUMP!
This report came into BC HQ this afternoon regarding our scheduled interview with Orel Hershiser who's working with Subway and Little League baseball. "Way serious guy. No fun at all." Ahh, but a quick look gives us our moneyshot. Orel says ESPN is totally not a frat house. Yes he did! Five Questions Editor Joe Student's report - JUMP!
The guy wearing the "How's My Dirk Taste" shirt after the Mavs returned to Dallas after winning the NBA Championship has been arrested in Dallas for public intoxication. Surprisingly, DeShawn Stevenson DID NOT party with the rest of the Mavs at Club LIV after Gm 6. He actually played cards & thought about his pregnant wife at home, Dan Steinberg blogs. Full details of how DShaw hasn't slept in days and was arrested last night - JUMP!
The following photos of Cap'n Crunch in the Stanley Cup were buried in the depths of the Internet. They existed before Twitter. Facebook was just a toddler. The pictures are post-Carolina Hurricanes 2006 Stanley Cup victory over the Edmonton Oilers in seven games. We're not big hockey fans and can't say the 2006 Hurricanes bring back any memories so if you know the following guy eating Cap'n Crunch out of the Cup, let us know. One giant bowl of cereal, post drinking at the bar...JUMP!
The Giant Ass was on Leno last night to tell the world how the engagement process went down between her and Kris Humphries (yes, this is our job to track such stupid garbage). That crap bored us to death, but the moneyshot had yet to be dropped. Um, yes, Kim says there will be a prenup which has our hands wringing. Remember yesterday? Yeah, we bought a $22.50 napkin for these millionaires. More Giant Ass pics & Kim's prenup reasoning - JUMP.