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  • Here Is Why NBA Draft Is Complete Garbage [Morning Twitpic]

    Here Is Why NBA Draft Is Complete Garbage [Morning Twitpic]

    That tall black dude is Bismack Biyombo. Michael Jordan fell in love with him the other night and drafted him. Or so we thought ESPN was telling us. Then we see he's wearing a Sacramento Kings cap in his interview with Mark Jones. Come to find out, the Kings still had rights to the pick, pending an approved NBA trade to the Bobcats. Seriously, NBA. Between names we cannot pronounce and guys wearing the wrong caps, the NBA Draft is a JOKE. It's a complete cluster@#$% &.

  • Chukwudiebare Maduabum & U.N. Security Council NBA Draft [Burnt Toast]

    Chukwudiebare Maduabum & U.N. Security Council NBA Draft [Burnt Toast]

    What an NBA Draft that was. Where exactly are all the U.S. basketball players hiding. We have guys with unpronounceable names being drafted and ESPN tells us "this guy has zero offensive abilities." Has David Stern's product officially gone off the deep end with foreign players? It seems that way, if you listen to the Twitter Universe. Peter Burns dives right into the fight and brings back some great reactions from last night. JUMP!

  • Jan Vesely’s Girlfriend Eva Kodouskova Kisses Her New Meal Ticket [11 Photos]

    Jan Vesely’s Girlfriend Eva Kodouskova Kisses Her New Meal Ticket [11 Photos]

    UPDATE: Eva Photo Overload! Never heard of Jan Vesely? Same here. But the guy put on a show with his girlfriend after her was selected by Washington with the #6 pick. Who is the blond that started grabbing Jan's hair? Her name is Eva Kodouskova and in true Busted Coverage style, we've traveled the world to dig up some photos of the hottest blond NBA Draft followers have seen in years. Photos - JUMP!

  • The Dirk Nowitzki Ass Tattoo You’ve Always Wanted [Photo]

    The Dirk Nowitzki Ass Tattoo You’ve Always Wanted [Photo]

    BC Associate Editor Monty sent us this dispatch: I know it's disappointing, but your plan to be totally original and get a tattoo of Dallas Mavericks' forward and NBA Finals MVP Dirk Nowitzki tattooed on your ass is going to need some work. Someone has already beat you to it. His name is Derek Dilday and he did it because... well, he's a dumbass.

  • Lindsay Czarniak Is Your New ESPN Anchor [Photos]

    Lindsay Czarniak Is Your New ESPN Anchor [Photos]

    Sports anchor George Michael once called Lindsay Czarniak “the best hire I’ve ever made.” That hire is now leaving the D.C. market for ESPN. The 33-year-old has been hired, according to the Washington Post, as anchor and host of programs originating from its Bristol, Conn., studios. In other words, you are looking at the new feminine face of SportsCenter. Folks, this is a major hire. It's like ESPN finding their new Katie Couric. Photos - JUMP!

  • Lohan Tests Positive & New Ingrid Ullrich Photos [Afternoon Dump]
  • Tampa Bay Buccaneers Employee Arrested In Child Sex Sting [Photos]

    Tampa Bay Buccaneers Employee Arrested In Child Sex Sting [Photos]

    BC associate editor Monty sent us this dispatch: I was pretty sure there couldn't be anything funny about a middle-aged dude trying to have sex with a minor, but then I watched this video of now-former Tampa Bay Buccaneers' luxury seat manager Brian C. Weiss, who was arrested Sunday. The 38-year-old Weiss traveled to Clermont, Fla. with the intention of meeting a 14-year-old girl's guardian, who would then allow Weiss to have sex with the girl. Screencaps! JUMP!

  • Miss Italy 2005 Edelfa Chiara Masciotta Shows You Tubby Idiots There Is Hope

    Miss Italy 2005 Edelfa Chiara Masciotta Shows You Tubby Idiots There Is Hope

    This post is 10% about sports and 90% about a dude so far out of his league succeeding in the chick department that it just had to be posted on Busted Coverage. We'd never heard of Edelfa Chiara Masciotta, 2005 Miss Italy. Never heard of Roberto Cenci, her tubby husband. Both truly were foreign to us. But then these beach photos showed up in our inbox and the first thing that came to mind was hope. There really is hope for you tubby idiots out there. More, JUMP!

  • South American Soccer Brawl: Fists, Flying Kicks & 1 Thrown Bottle [Video]

    South American Soccer Brawl: Fists, Flying Kicks & 1 Thrown Bottle [Video]

    Brazilian team Santos and Uruguayan team Penarol last night played a match that was similar to the Super Bowl of South America. Santos won the match and it was literally seconds after the whistle was blown and little soccer dudes started flying through the air. Normally we wouldn't bother you with a stupid soccer brawl, but the goods here has to be how many flying kicks are in this video. KICKS - EVERYWHERE!

  • Pirates’ Closer Joel Hanrahan Gets Pedicure, Toenails Painted [Photos]

    Pirates’ Closer Joel Hanrahan Gets Pedicure, Toenails Painted [Photos]

    Before today we'd never heard of Joel Hanrahan. Never. Then we started looking at stats for closers in the N.L. and realized Mr. Hanrahan is simply a fantasy stud from the Pittsburgh Pirates and is hands down the team's representative at the all-star game. He's 20-for-20 in saves and has a 1.31 ERA. Time to feature this guy and show you how he spent last evening with his girlfriend and Mr. & Mrs. Chris Resop (fellow Pirates' pitcher) getting pedicures. JUMP!

  • Penis Piercing Gets Australian Soccer Player Red Carded – Seriously [Video]

    Penis Piercing Gets Australian Soccer Player Red Carded – Seriously [Video]

    Our old friend across the pond, Rob Parker, at Off The Post sent us a very strange video this morning from Australia where we learned something about soccer that shocked us. In Australia, soccer players aren't allowed to have penis piercings. How do we know? This referee takes a player to the men's room, checks his penis and comes out to flash the red card. Video - JUMP!

  • Tony Parker Pool Party Update: New Bikinis, Beer Bongs & Kush? [Photos]

    Tony Parker Pool Party Update: New Bikinis, Beer Bongs & Kush? [Photos]

    BC is making a splash in Texas where our report on Sunday's pool bash at Tony Parker's house is on fire. Tipster (we'll call him Shawn) this morning sent us a dispatch: "Hey guys, I just realized that I follow one of the "hood rats" that attended Parker's party. It's @misskrissyj on twitter. Go back to her tweets on the 19th and you'll see. Apparently George Hill was there too along with Baby Bash (lame rapper). Looks like there were drugs at the party too." JUMP!

  • Cheerleading Coach Heather Jackson Wants Student To Tap It? [Cuff 'Em]

    Cheerleading Coach Heather Jackson Wants Student To Tap It? [Cuff 'Em]

    Raise a pint to the teachers/ladies in Texas who keep making Google News "teacher arrested" searches a must-read on a weekly basis. It seems like the past month has been dominated by Texas teachers wanting to get into the pants of their students. Today we meet assistant cheerleading coach and teacher Heather Jackson. It seems Jacks wanted a 16-year-old boy so bad she sat him in the front row where she could give him a show. The steamy, can't miss details - JUMP!

  • Dick Enberg Talks Blue Balls & Amanda Seyfried Pumping Gas [Daily Dump]
  • Barry Bonds Slaying It In This Leather Jacket At Giants-Twins [Morning Twitpic]

    Barry Bonds Slaying It In This Leather Jacket At Giants-Twins [Morning Twitpic]

    How much for that leather jacket? $5,000? The Home Run King® was in the house last night for the Giants-Twins game and the locals started obsessing. It's cool and all breathing the same air as a guy who would get booed in every other MLB ballpark, besides Pittsburgh. But that jacket. Someone tell us where BC can get one of those. Love the straps. Love the buttons. And that color...AMAZING!

  • Your Burnt Toast Editor Peter Burns & His New GF, Lindsay Lohan? [Burnt Toast]

    Your Burnt Toast Editor Peter Burns & His New GF, Lindsay Lohan? [Burnt Toast]

    Oh, we have a treat for the ladies out there who read Peter Burns' Burnt Toast column - a new photo of the hunky Burns. Today also marks the NBA Draft where all the talking heads on ESPN pretend to know about some no-namer from Cleveland State that becomes a sleeper. What else? How about a Team USA vs. Panama tweet recap. And it's all finished off with Burns about to grab-ass Lohan. Clicky, clicky. It's the best Twitter recap you'll read all day. JUMP!