2011 June - page 5
Jun 16, 2011Features
Vancouver G8 Summit Presented By The NHL Doesn’t End Well [Burnt Toast]

Vancouver G8 Summit Presented By The NHL Doesn’t End Well [Burnt Toast]

Welcome to Busted Coverage’s morning feature, aptly called Burnt Toast, written by Fox Sports Radio host Peter Burns. The Twitter revolution is upon us, but tweets get lost, tweets are forgotten and tweets aren’t properly recognized for their value to humanity. That’s where Burns takes over and compiles the best, worst and most important nuggets from the night before. JUMP!

Jun 15, 2011NFL
Falcons’ Man Of The Year Christopher Owens Bleaches Baby Mama’s Jewelry?

Falcons’ Man Of The Year Christopher Owens Bleaches Baby Mama’s Jewelry?

Not since closet crapper Najeh Davenport have we heard about a football player (allegedly) doing anything this crazy. Atlanta Falcons cornerback Christopher Owens, a 2009 draft pick from San Jose State, is being investigated for trashing his ex-girlfriend and baby mama's apartment. Of course she ran off to TMZ bitching and complaining. Sounds fishy to us. Jaded baby mama? Full details of the trashing - JUMP!

Jun 15, 2011Football
NFL Logo On Porn, Hoochie Mama Lockout Party Flyers [Investigation]

NFL Logo On Porn, Hoochie Mama Lockout Party Flyers [Investigation]

So the NFL is plenty mad over a Chicago TV station's investigation into the use of players wearing league uniforms while advertising Exxxotica Expo 2011, which as you can guess involved porn stars. This is the same league that won't let bars advertise "Watch the Super Bowl here!" This is the same league that will destroy companies over copyright issues. Well, look what we found. How about the NFL logo itself splattered on a "Lockout Party" ad from this past weekend. And there's more! JUMP!

Jun 15, 2011Features
Orel Hershiser: ESPN Totally Not A Frat House, More Like Library! [5 Questions]

Orel Hershiser: ESPN Totally Not A Frat House, More Like Library! [5 Questions]

This report came into BC HQ this afternoon regarding our scheduled interview with Orel Hershiser who's working with Subway and Little League baseball. "Way serious guy. No fun at all." Ahh, but a quick look gives us our moneyshot. Orel says ESPN is totally not a frat house. Yes he did! Five Questions Editor Joe Student's report - JUMP!

Jun 15, 2011Other Sports
Drunken DeShawn Stevenson Arrested [Mugshot]

Drunken DeShawn Stevenson Arrested [Mugshot]

The guy wearing the "How's My Dirk Taste" shirt after the Mavs returned to Dallas after winning the NBA Championship has been arrested in Dallas for public intoxication. Surprisingly, DeShawn Stevenson DID NOT party with the rest of the Mavs at Club LIV after Gm 6. He actually played cards & thought about his pregnant wife at home, Dan Steinberg blogs. Full details of how DShaw hasn't slept in days and was arrested last night - JUMP!

Jun 15, 2011Other Sports
Great Stanley Cup Party Moments: Eating Cap’n Crunch Out Of Cup [Photos]

Great Stanley Cup Party Moments: Eating Cap’n Crunch Out Of Cup [Photos]

The following photos of Cap'n Crunch in the Stanley Cup were buried in the depths of the Internet. They existed before Twitter. Facebook was just a toddler. The pictures are post-Carolina Hurricanes 2006 Stanley Cup victory over the Edmonton Oilers in seven games. We're not big hockey fans and can't say the 2006 Hurricanes bring back any memories so if you know the following guy eating Cap'n Crunch out of the Cup, let us know. One giant bowl of cereal, post drinking at the bar...JUMP!

Jun 15, 2011Other Sports
Kardashian To Leno: Prenup In Works; No Word On Who Gets BC Napkin [Photos]

Kardashian To Leno: Prenup In Works; No Word On Who Gets BC Napkin [Photos]

The Giant Ass was on Leno last night to tell the world how the engagement process went down between her and Kris Humphries (yes, this is our job to track such stupid garbage). That crap bored us to death, but the moneyshot had yet to be dropped. Um, yes, Kim says there will be a prenup which has our hands wringing. Remember yesterday? Yeah, we bought a $22.50 napkin for these millionaires. More Giant Ass pics & Kim's prenup reasoning - JUMP.

Jun 15, 2011Golf
18 Greatest Public Golf Courses You Duffers Can Play Today!

18 Greatest Public Golf Courses You Duffers Can Play Today!

In preparation for tomorrow's 2011 U.S. Open Championship being held at Congressional Country Club, Bethesda, Maryland we've linked together 18 holes of public golf pleasure. From Hole #1 to #18, it is some of the most breathtaking or toughest holes you might have never heard of located throughout the country that you can actually pay to play. (We also have a surprise at #18. A diamond-in-the-rough.) Enjoy and get hacking. PHOTOS - JUMP!

Jun 15, 2011Other Sports
German Opinion: Dirk Nowitzki Just Defeated Ghetto Basketball [Screencap]

German Opinion: Dirk Nowitzki Just Defeated Ghetto Basketball [Screencap]

Leave it to German newspapers to make the NBA Finals into a race story. Welt Online, one of Germany's largest daily papers, is considered to be a conservative voice of the citizenry. The paper is also now famous within the sports blogosphere as the rag that allowed Peter Schelling to turn Dirk vs. the Heat into Dirk vs. black guys who have tats and "wrinkled faces," as Pete writes. Seriously, this guy will probably never drink for free at Club LIV. More of the racist barrage - JUMP!

Jun 15, 2011Features
Jordan Jersey & Black Eye Lands Punk On Maricopa Mugs Of The Day [Cuff ‘Em]

Jordan Jersey & Black Eye Lands Punk On Maricopa Mugs Of The Day [Cuff ‘Em]

Product placement! Gabriel Apodaca is in a little trouble out in Arizona for assault and disorderly conduct (fighting). Details are sketchy, but we do know that Gabs was booked this week for three charges and just happened to be wearing his Jordan jersey. As a bonus, you get the closed blackened eye. For his effort, Mr. Apodaca has landed on the Marciopa County Mug Shots of the Day, just 39 votes out of first place. Full shot of that eye - JUMP!

Jun 15, 2011Features
Craig Sager’s Sweet Golf Shorts [Morning Twitpics]

Craig Sager’s Sweet Golf Shorts [Morning Twitpics]

Now that the NBA Finals are over with it's time for Craig Sager to go on vacation to wherever Craig Sager vacations, but not before some golf with the Atlanta Falcons. The Falcons held their Network of Champions Tournament Monday and had several organizational old timers in town for some golf. There was the traditional dress and then there was Sager doing what Sager does best - choose clothes. Better shot of those shorts - JUMP!

Jun 14, 2011
Genius: Father Rents USC Song Girls For Daughter’s Birthday Party [Video]

Genius: Father Rents USC Song Girls For Daughter’s Birthday Party [Video]

It's been like 5 months since our last search for "USC Song Girls" so it was about time to update you guys on the latest happenings with the sweater puppies. Just happens that we came across a father making this video where the Song Girls are working (yes, you can hire them) a birthday party where the little girls learn from the pros. Pure genius move, bro. Video - JUMP!

Jun 14, 2011Other Sports
Vancouver Canucks Boob Bonanza!  [17 Photos]

Vancouver Canucks Boob Bonanza! [17 Photos]

There is fantastic trend taking place in Vancouver that has fans going nuts for a certain shirt. It's a Canucks logo shirt that swoops very low on a woman's chest, showing sweet cleavage that is driving men across North America crazy. We sent the new guy, Monty, in search of the best chest shots from Vancouver Canucks chicks. Here is his report. JUMP!

Jun 14, 2011Other Sports
Boss Move: Mark Cuban Taking Leak With Finals Trophy In Free Hand [Photo]

Boss Move: Mark Cuban Taking Leak With Finals Trophy In Free Hand [Photo]

And the photos keep rolling in. At some point we figured there would be a shot of Mark Cuban doing something crazy with the Larry O'Brien trophy but it never crossed our minds that someone would snap the billionaire going boss move by taking the goods to take for a leak. That's exactly what Busted Coverage came across this afternoon. Mark's legend officially grows. FULL SFW PHOTO - JUMP!!

Jun 14, 2011Other Sports
BC Buys $22.50 Napkin From Kardashian-Humphries Wedding Registry

BC Buys $22.50 Napkin From Kardashian-Humphries Wedding Registry

Keeping with our tradition of buying wedding gifts for super-rich people who make their wedding registry public, Busted Coverage slapped the plastic down for a gift this afternoon. The Kim Kardashian-Kris Humphries (marrying October 31!) registry at Gearys Beverly Hills hit the Internets and guess who bought them the second gift? Busted Coverage dropped $31 for a napkin. Someone else bought them a single steak knife for $50. DETAILS - JUMP!

Jun 14, 2011NFL
Seahawks Take Kris Durham After Photo Of WR Jumping Over Mom Surfaces

Seahawks Take Kris Durham After Photo Of WR Jumping Over Mom Surfaces

You know what gets an NFL GM excited? A wide receiver who can leap over his 6-foot-2 mother and still have clearance to make the landing. That guy holding the photo of former Georgia WR Kris Durham skying over his mom is Seattle Seahawks GM John Schneider, who's in charge of building a team that can go 9-7 and make the playoffs. Schneider had an interesting draft strategy this year. He took a guy who never visited the team, but did send them the photo you see above. Full shot - JUMP!

Jun 14, 2011Other Sports
Dallas Mavericks Cheerleader NBA Finals Celebratory Bikini Time [12 Photos]

Dallas Mavericks Cheerleader NBA Finals Celebratory Bikini Time [12 Photos]

They're cheerleaders. Enough of this "NBA Dancer" garbage. If you put pom-poms in a chick's hand & have them go nuts after a made basket, they're cheerleaders. Clear? Now, let's tell you how the Dallas Mavericks cheerleaders have to be one of the most secretive units in all of sports. We've literally spent hundreds of man hours trying to show you something - maybe a bikini - other than the normal cheerleader uniform pics. In the end, a tipster came knocking. Casie! Boat time! JUMP!

Jun 14, 2011Other Sports
Paul Pierce Plays At WSOP, Wears NBA Championship Ring! [Photos]

Paul Pierce Plays At WSOP, Wears NBA Championship Ring! [Photos]

What is a ridiculously wealthy NBAer to do with his summer and a near certain lockout looming? Head to the World Series of Poker! Paul Pierce is in Vegas. So is Donyell Marshall. Both were playing yesterday in a $1500 Hold 'Em event and Pierce decided to roll out the most intimidating card protector we've ever seen. Yes, that would be a Celtics world champion brick ring on his right hand next to the Red Bull. Paul's poker day revisited - JUMP!

Jun 14, 2011Features
Old Texas Coot Popped After NBA Finals For Sports Gambling Ring! [Cuff ‘Em]

Old Texas Coot Popped After NBA Finals For Sports Gambling Ring! [Cuff ‘Em]

The fine folks of San Antonio are much safer this morning after some 67-year-old baldy with an Italian name was cuffed for running a sports gambling ring. Federico Felan was a bookie. A big-time bookie. How big? Dude had $200,000 in cash from Sunday's NBA Finals Game 5. $140,000 was stashed in his daughter-in-law's trunk. Local authorities wanted to bust this guy at the peak of his career so they went after him yesterday post-Finals Mavs victory. DETAILS! JUMP!

Jun 14, 2011Features
Canucks Chick’s Vulgar Messages For Bruins Fan [Morning Twitpics]

Canucks Chick’s Vulgar Messages For Bruins Fan [Morning Twitpics]

This NHL Stanley Cup Finals is starting to grow on us because of the two warring factions cheering their respective teams. On one side you have nearly all of Canada using nationality as a rallying cry. Then you have 2.3% of the U.S. citizenry who even know Boston is in the Finals, and those people live in a 300-mile radius around Boston. But they're rabid. Now it all comes down to a GM 7. Canucks chick wants to take the trash talk with Bruins Nation up a notch - JUMP!

Jun 14, 2011Features
Cuban Trophy Crisis & Who’s Up For Some #DeepRapQuestions? [Burnt Toast]

Cuban Trophy Crisis & Who’s Up For Some #DeepRapQuestions? [Burnt Toast]

Welcome to Busted Coverage’s morning feature, aptly called Burnt Toast, written by Fox Sports Radio host Peter Burns. The Twitter revolution is upon us, but tweets get lost, tweets are forgotten and tweets aren’t properly recognized for their value to humanity. That’s where Burns takes over and compiles the best, worst and most important nuggets from the night before. JUMP!

Jun 13, 2011Features
Jenn Brown About To Bust A Cap In A Boar’s Ass! [Photos]

Jenn Brown About To Bust A Cap In A Boar’s Ass! [Photos]

It's been nearly two years since we discovered Jenn Brown for the sports blogosphere at ESPN GameDay in Columbus. It was one of our prouder moments. Anyway, Jenn is now a fully established media personality and has become Erin Andrews-lite. The only problem has been the lack of images. Jenn rarely uploads a photo of herself, only uploading two current self-shots in the last two months. So imagine our delight today when she showed off these gun range shots. Straight gangsta! Gallery! JUMP!

Jun 13, 2011Other Sports
Miss Universe Zuleyka Rivera Is World-Champion WAG; Tweets Translated! [Photos]

Miss Universe Zuleyka Rivera Is World-Champion WAG; Tweets Translated! [Photos]

Dallas Mavericks' guard J.J. Barea is one lucky little Puerto Rican. He's now an NBA champion & dating fellow Puerto Rican Zuleyka Rivera, who was Miss Universe in 2006. The guy goes from riding the pine, to NBA Finals stud, dropping three-point bombs and driving past LeBron. But you knew that. What you might have missed were his WAG's tweets. Translations, please! JUMP!

Jun 13, 2011Other Sports
John Kasich Signs Resolution Making Mavs Fans Honorary Ohioans – Seriously

John Kasich Signs Resolution Making Mavs Fans Honorary Ohioans – Seriously

Ohio Governor John Kasich jumped on the "bash LeBron" bandwagon this afternoon by signing a resolution praising the Dallas Mavericks and their fans. Part of the resolution reads "Whereas, the proud city of Cleveland and the entire state of Ohio share in the excitement of Dallas Mavericks fans everywhere." That's right, Bron Bron, even state governments are against you. Full resolution in all its glory - JUMP!

Jun 13, 2011Other Sports
Yes, Lance Armstrong Has Only Yellow Seat At New K.C. MLS Stadium [Photos]

Yes, Lance Armstrong Has Only Yellow Seat At New K.C. MLS Stadium [Photos]

A new MLS stadium/field/park opened in Kansas City last Thursday night and something very unusual stood out from the rest of the baby blue seats at Livestrong Sporting Park. You see that yellow seat? That's Lance Armstrong's seat. Row 1, Seat 7 in the owner's private box. Only yellow seat in entire stadium. Make of it what you will. Somewhere George Steinbrenner wants a do-over. Photos of this craziness - JUMP!

Jun 13, 2011
Queen Mum’s Future Rugby Grandson-In-Law’s $20k Miami Bachelor Party Bar Tab…From Club Liv!

Queen Mum’s Future Rugby Grandson-In-Law’s $20k Miami Bachelor Party Bar Tab…From Club Liv!

Seriously, Miami was the epicenter of the sports world for two members of the G8 nations this weekend. Of course we all know that Dallas won a pretty important game last night. But in the U.K. all eyes are on the photos and bar tab turned in by Mike Tindall, a rugby guy who just happens to be England's captain & is marrying Queen Elizabeth's granddaughter. Dude went nuts at Club Liv just like Cuban & Mavs. We've got Mike's bar bill & Cuban just giggles - JUMP!

Jun 13, 2011Soccer
U.K. Soccer WAG Abbey Clancy Should Stop It With Bikini Action – NOW [Photos]

U.K. Soccer WAG Abbey Clancy Should Stop It With Bikini Action – NOW [Photos]

This is now the third post we've dedicated to Abbey Clancy & her bikini vacation to Sardinia with soon-to-be-husband Peter Crouch & their infant. Three days - three different bikinis. Seriously, is there anything to do in Sardinia besides lay next to the water? No beach volleyball? Snorkeling? Swim-up bar? Could we mix it up a bit, please? How about bird watching or a couple trips to the buffet for skin-and-bones Crouch. At this point our eyeballs can't take much more. GALLERY! JUMP!

Jun 13, 2011Features
Thug Impersonates Detroit Lions DB, Runs Up $2,600 Tab [Cuff ‘Em]

Thug Impersonates Detroit Lions DB, Runs Up $2,600 Tab [Cuff ‘Em]

Word to all you thugs who think impersonating an NFL player to run up bar tabs is a good idea - pick your impersonations wisely. Urban gossip hounds Bossip had a story yesterday of this moron Sandro Duval who has this thing were he walks into bars impersonating a member of the Detroit Lions who doesn't have a giant tat on his throat. C'mon, brother, you gotta do better than this. FULL DETAILS of the $2,600 bar tab and how Duval tried to work his way out of paying - JUMP!

Jun 13, 2011Other Sports
Drunken Dirk Nowitzki With His Giant Ace Of Spade Bottle [Photos]

Drunken Dirk Nowitzki With His Giant Ace Of Spade Bottle [Photos]

And the photos keep rolling in. We now have Dirk Nowitzki appearing slightly hammered making his infamous Dirk face before or after his two-handed swig off this soon-to-be most Googled Ace of Spade bottle in history. We've seen estimates from Twitter dorks that these bottles go for $80k in the clubs. Frankly, we could care less. It's more than a case of Summer Shandy so it's expensive. There are also reports that Cuban ordered 100 regular Ace of Spade bottles to keep the party "popping" as the kids call it these days. DRUNK DIRK FACE FULL SHOT! JUMP!