Our boy Cam Newton was in Vegas over the weekend for the Warren Moon Sports Dream Foundation Charity reception with other luminaries such as Michael Irving, Jerry Rice, Ray Lewis, Too Tall Jones, Eric Dickerson, etc. But the big news for Busted Coverage was that our future meal ticket (in case you didn't hear, we own his BCS pants - value skyrocketing!) was having some bro time with his big brother Cecil Newton Jr. at the craps table. Go crazy, SEC Nation!
Seriously, we can't stop laughing. Nearly choking to death. Convulsions. Why? Chris Bosh is in the news this morning for what is being dubbed by the Mainstream Media Dorks® as the giraffe's Hangover 3 bachelor party. That Hangover 3 garbage, obviously pumped by some PR retard, is being passed around the Internet. Well, we're here to show you the real party and provide you with tipsters who say Bosh was eating chocolate strawberries at Tao Beach. JUMP!
What exactly goes through ones head to go to the local gym and figure Monday is a perfect day to expose his junk and play grab ass with other dudes? Meet Larry Adamczyk. He's in some trouble for doing exactly that at an Illinois fitness center where he left a path of straight men disturbed and violated, the local fuzz alleges. We've already tracked down the guy's Facebook account and he doesn't hide his bi-sexuality. Must have been one of those days - GET SOME - JUMP!
• It happened: Mike Tyson marries - PICS! • HUGE Athlete Planking Photo Roundup! • 4th of July Drinking Game for you drunks • JESUS H! Kate Upton's new work for Sobe • Tetyana & Her Belt Bra for your Wed. morning • Sweet Ass Tuesday 68 Pic DUMP - Go nuts, fellas • HOLY HELL! Preggers Alyssa Milano is HUGE! • Bet on Andy Murray's mom banging opponent
Didn't watch a single inning of the College World Series last night, but got up to find a Yfrog in the inbox featuring goofy streamer woman blasting off a couple of caps. As @ChrisPhelan wrote: "Good thing the girl on the left ran out to the field & fired off her streamer gun after South Carolina won the CWS." How exactly does one get the post-CWS streamer gun job. Can any of you unemployed losers tell us? Craigslist? Omaha Job Bank? Good Wednesday to you, too. Let's go!
Busted Coverage Associate Editor Monty writes : The British are pretty much useless, especially when it comes to sports. Hell, they invented soccer and they're not even any good at that anymore. So what do they do? Invent a sport that's so idiotic no one else will want to play, enabling British rule once again... in something. Video of toe wrestling - JUMP!
Nope, had never heard of Federica Nargi before 4 p.m. EST today and that's shame. Why? Because we would have given her the "World's Hottest WAG Crown" before June 28, 2011. Now it's all hers. Backstory: she is 21, an Italian TV presenter and is the arm candy of Juventus striker Alessandro Matri. She was a 2007 Miss Italy competitor, which must be like an NBA Draft for futbolers. Prepare to be amazed by her bikini performance this week in Formentera, Spain. JUMP.
• Kristin Cavallari's new beach body photos • Nina Agdal looks great in 4 Nelly lingerie • Emmy Rossum can't hide her hotness • Jennifer Aniston might be engaged • Heidi Klum gets topless for Glamour • Some sexy cheerleader tryout pics • Pam Anderson may age in reverse • Raychel Frew has some crazy curves
It was an exhaustive process tracking down the 42 most important college football Twitter accounts of 2011, but that's what interns are for. Kevin The Intern's Associate Intern, Garrett, was tasked with researching and tracking down the most influential, creative and must-reads that'll get us through college football '11. If you are on this list, congrats. It also means Busted Coverage will have at least 6-7 pairs of eyes on you at all times. Make us proud, boys. Full list - JUMP!
If you listen to NFL Draft sites such as NFLDraftScout.com, you'd know that Nebraska WR Brandon Kinnie is ranked as the 41st WR available for the 2012 Draft. Yes, that's too many uses of Draft in one sentence. Deal with it. Anyway, Kinnie could play in the NFL, but we figure he'll now be forever known as the first college football player to pull off the regulation basketball hoop planking. Yes, this is now the 3rd planking post today on BC. Deal with it. JUMP!
Big news from the NFL Lockout® front where QBs are getting married at a dizzying rate. Joe Flacco went very low key over the weekend and managed to get married with only 2-3 Twitter messages even mentioning it - and no photos! The lucky lady is Dana Grady, his high school girlfriend of 9 years. Nope, she doesn't have a unibrow. That's her with Vanilla Ice. Seems like a lovely lady. What else can we report? The couple was registered at Crate & Barrel. More - JUMP!
About 10 days ago Busted Coverage warned you guys that Maria Sharapova was back and possibly ready to win a Grand Slam title. In today's 4th rounder she trounced her opponent 6-1, 6-1. Along the way we've also noticed a pattern from Sharapova, besides the grunting madness. Facial expressions. Many of them. So many, in fact, that we've pegged Kevin The Intern to keep track of them during Wimbledon. Here is his first dump of 15 Great Sharapova Faces - JUMP!
You have no idea how stuffed our email gets with random photos of ridiculous ‘stuff’ that really has no immediate home on Busted Coverage. The solution was to hire an editor who will bring you the best of the best from the inbox. Have a photo for this series? Send it in. If it makes the cut, it’ll be published.
Our old buddy Gilbert Arenas was up to his antics again last night as he entertained his Twitter followers on a Monday with photos of him planking - sorta. Probably not cool to his young, impressionable fans was the shot where Agent Zero is planking face down in a hot tub. There's also the shot of his daughter planking - sorta. Please NBA, lockout these guys. It's content gold. Bored NFLers and NBAers might be the best thing to ever happen to the Internet. PHOTOS - JUMP!
As we mentioned a few days back, weird things happen on the beaches of this nation when the temps hit 85 and the nutjobs try to escape the lack of air conditioning. Take the case of the ultimate Rehoboth Beach (Delaware) 81-year-old Nick Pappas. He's known as the "Old Fart" and loves fart jokes and to use his fart machine on unsuspecting tourists. The problem for Nick came late last week when he decided to use the fart machine on life guards. Not good, Nick. JUMP!
• Death Bed Sex Choice For BC? Alessandra Ambrosio! • Patriots DB Darius Butler gets in on planking fad • 38 Handbra/Sunglass Combo Meals for your Tues. • Meet the new chick sleeping with Hef - she's young! • PICS: Avril Lavigne bikini action - digging it or not? • The Biggest Ass Crack You'll See All Day! • Billie Jean King: jonesing for some future Queen beav • Best flying carp fishing video you'll see all day
Want to know how lame MLB.com is? Visit this link and try to personalize a Dodgers jersey to "Chapter 11." You'll get the following message: Your current entry cannot be processed. Language deemed inappropriate, derogatory, or profane will not be accepted. Please create a new entry. Love ya, MLB. You do realize this action is just going to prompt more idiots to make these jerseys, right? *Shaking head.
Sports Illustrated bikini model Chrissy Teigen caused a s@&#storm last night on Twitter with comments "If you are having trouble falling asleep, just ask a New Yorker what they were doing on 9/11." And of course your Burnt Toast Editor Peter Burns was all over the tweet exchange that followed. Oh, and Cheatin' Calipari got a raise. React accordingly. Get out of bed, fools. It's Tuesday. Let's roll.
• Jaime Edmondson enjoys the Stanley Cup • Lucy Hale poses for some very cute pics • Miranda Kerr's body is getting even hotter • Sara Jean Underwood's amazing bikini photos • Rosie Huntington-Whiteley drops some cleavage • Liz Hurley may be a klutz • Hef's son has one awesome life with gorgeous women • The Shannon sisters are quite revealing