2011 June - page 2
Jun 28, 2011Features
SI Swimsuit Model Chrissy Teigen 9/11 Joke Totally Bombs [Burnt Toast]

SI Swimsuit Model Chrissy Teigen 9/11 Joke Totally Bombs [Burnt Toast]

Sports Illustrated bikini model Chrissy Teigen caused a s@&#storm last night on Twitter with comments "If you are having trouble falling asleep, just ask a New Yorker what they were doing on 9/11." And of course your Burnt Toast Editor Peter Burns was all over the tweet exchange that followed. Oh, and Cheatin' Calipari got a raise. React accordingly. Get out of bed, fools. It's Tuesday. Let's roll.

Jun 27, 2011Features
Rumor: ESPN Hiring Charissa Thompson [Photos]

Rumor: ESPN Hiring Charissa Thompson [Photos]

From BC Associate Editor Monty's desk: Erin Andrews can kiss the title of hottest chick working for EPSN goodbye. The leader had signed former Fox Sports sideline reporter Charissa Thompson to a deal that includes her own show on ESPN2. She's been crying on Twitter about her life-changing moment, leaving people wondering what's happening. Here's what's up. JUMP!

Jun 27, 2011NFL
Roethlisberger Wedding Registry $5,000 Still To Buy; BC Splurges On Napkin

Roethlisberger Wedding Registry $5,000 Still To Buy; BC Splurges On Napkin

It's the summer of wedding gift registries around here. First it was our purchase of a knife sharpener for Tony Romo's nuptials, then a $25 napkin for Kim Kardashian-Kris Humphries and now a $5 Lenox napkin for Ben Roethlisberger's wedding. The big news, right now, surrounding the Roethlisberger ceremony has to be the nearly $5,000 in gifts THAT HAVEN'T been bought for the Steelers multi-millionaire QB and his fiance Ashley Harlan. Details - JUMP!

Jun 27, 2011Features
Ryan Seacrest – Oblivious. [20 Photos]

Ryan Seacrest – Oblivious. [20 Photos]

This is not even remotely sports-related unless you consider the jet ski relevant in this post about Ryan Seacrest and Julianne Hough. We're just here to observe, try to understand and educate you guys on yet another rich guy totally out of his league. Seacrest Out is now 36. Julianne Hough is 22. Guys, the only way this happens to you in life is if you have a hit show on Fox or throw footballs for the Jets. Otherwise, never think the following is even possible. JUMP!

Jun 27, 2011Features
Torry Holt’s Bent Finger & Brian Wilson Getting His Irish On [Daily WTF]

Torry Holt’s Bent Finger & Brian Wilson Getting His Irish On [Daily WTF]

You have no idea how stuffed our email gets with random photos of ridiculous ‘stuff’ that really has no immediate home on Busted Coverage. The solution was to hire an editor who will bring you the best of the best from the inbox. Have a photo for this series? Send it in. If it makes the cut, it’ll be published.

Jun 27, 2011Other Sports
Sacramento Mall Overrun By Jimmer Mania Hooligans! [Photos]

Sacramento Mall Overrun By Jimmer Mania Hooligans! [Photos]

The "Jimmer Fredette is kinda like Tim Tebow" train rolled into Sacramento this weekend with the introduction of the franchise draft picks at the Arden Fair Mall. Yes, a mall. With that crappy high school stage bunting. Yes, with a cheesy intro DJ. And lots of bored Sacramento fans ready to jump on the back of a 6-2 gunner from BYU. This is what basketball has become in Sac Town. Catch the fever - AFTER THE JUMP - with a mall full of Jimmer fans.

Jun 27, 2011NFL
Wes Welker Still Dating Hooters Model Anna Burns [24 Photos]

Wes Welker Still Dating Hooters Model Anna Burns [24 Photos]

Wes Welker and Anna Burns are still together. The two were first outed way back in January of 2010 & relationship updates could be literally counted on one hand. So imagine our glee this morning when we saw Dickie V. with the couple at this weekend's Miss Hooters International pageant. Burns has a non-existent online profile and Welker hasn't updated his Twitter account since May 28. We actually beat the Boston Globe to a gossip piece! New photos of Anna - JUMP!

Jun 27, 2011
One-Armed Wounded Vet Snags Foul Ball At Yankees Game [Video]

One-Armed Wounded Vet Snags Foul Ball At Yankees Game [Video]

Retired Staff Sgt. Michael Kacer went to Friday's Yankees-Rockies game with his nephew and ended up plastered on television for his one-armed, Yankees hat foul ball catch. There have been epic foul ball catches this year such as father dropping his child, ball in the beer and the insane father one-handed catch while holding his daughter video. But Kacer's tugged at our heart. The guy can't go two handed cup for the catch, but instead improvises and gets this ball. JUMP!

Jun 27, 2011Other Sports
Dick Vitale’s Hooters Pageant Weekend Was Better Than Yours! [12 Photos]

Dick Vitale’s Hooters Pageant Weekend Was Better Than Yours! [12 Photos]

Oh, look! Dick Vitale, Wes Welker, Welker's girlfriend Anna Burns and two blondes hoping to use Vitale as a reference to move up in the Hooters bikini calendar world. People, as BC mentioned Saturday morning, it's Dick Vitale's world and we're all just witnesses to a 72-year-old machine. He was in Miami all weekend to host the Miss Hooters International 2011 and to see how many photos he could upload to his Twitpic account. Full recap - JUMP!

Jun 27, 2011Features
Drunk OH Woman Sprays Cops W/ Breast Milk At Wedding Reception [Cuff ‘Em]

Drunk OH Woman Sprays Cops W/ Breast Milk At Wedding Reception [Cuff ‘Em]

Congratulations, Central Ohio. One of your own is about to blow up on the Internet today as message boarders and The Daily Mail catch wind of Stephanie Robinette and the wedding reception debauchery she exhibited Saturday morning in Delaware, Ohio. Nothing gets the Internet talking like a 30-year-old blond mother who sprays cops with breast milk. Full details of Steph got cuffed and who turned her in - JUMP TIME!

Jun 27, 2011Features
Ines Sainz Is Laughing At You, America [Morning Twitpic]

Ines Sainz Is Laughing At You, America [Morning Twitpic]

Just when you go 8 months without hearing from or seeing Ines Sainz, we end up with a photo of her feet on Saturday and now comes a shot of her laughing at Tim Howard as he was beaten during Saturday night's USA-Mexico match in Pasadena. Laughing right in your faces, America. The same country that has given her worldwide fame from our Super Bowl. The same country that allowed her into its football locker room. Shame on you, Ms. Sainz.

Jun 25, 2011Other Sports
Shawn Marion In Miami For Hooters Pageant, Hangs With Mini Me [Photos]

Shawn Marion In Miami For Hooters Pageant, Hangs With Mini Me [Photos]

From all indications it was a slow Friday night in the sports world, but we were required to show you Shawn Marion visiting the Hooters pageant in Miami. If for no other reason, just take a moment to appreciate what a 6-7 Marion looks like next to Mini Me who's throwin' up peace signs. Of course Dickie V was in the house because as we all know, there isn't much that guy doesn't like other than chicken wings, implants and a microphone. Pics - Jump!

Jun 25, 2011Features
Hooters Missouri Bikini Car Wash – The Hat Edition [17 Photos]

Hooters Missouri Bikini Car Wash – The Hat Edition [17 Photos]

It's our weekly ritual here at Busted Coverage. Each Saturday morning you get the weekly update from our friends at the Ravenwood, Missouri Hooters where the ladies wash cars and PhotoWolf snaps pics. After doing these posts for three years it's kinda hard to find a new angle. But today we focus on hats. No idea why all of a sudden it was hat day but it mixes it up. And ribcage tats. Clicky, clicky for the gallery. Happy Weekend.

Jun 25, 2011Football
Ines Sainz Tweets Foot Photo, Toying With Rex Ryan? [Morning Twitpics]

Ines Sainz Tweets Foot Photo, Toying With Rex Ryan? [Morning Twitpics]

Late last night the one and only Ines Sainz, we suppose, nearly gave Rex Ryan a heart attack after posting this photo of her feet with this message. "Que se traen con mis zapatos? Saben lo dif q es autosacarse una foto de ls pies? Va P el q la pidio!" Remembering back to our foggy high school Spanish, that says something like, "What do you get out of my feet? It's difficult to take photo of my feet. This is for you pervert Rex Ryan!" Or something like that. Anyway, full photos - JUMP!

Jun 24, 2011Other Sports
Who Wants To See Asian Chick Working On Kevin Durant’s Feet [Photo]

Who Wants To See Asian Chick Working On Kevin Durant’s Feet [Photo]

Winding down the work week here at Busted Coverage and look what pops up on the Twitter feed. Having already nearly puked over the site of Pirates' closer Joel Hanrahan getting a pedicure and his nails painted, it seems we have a theme this week. Yes, that is an Asian chick filing Kevin Durant's nails. Seriously. Giant calluses. Warts. All of it - JUMP!

Jun 24, 2011NFL Cheerleaders
Cheerleaders & Guns: Remembering Iraq & Afghanistan [21 Photos]

Cheerleaders & Guns: Remembering Iraq & Afghanistan [21 Photos]

It was with a heavy heart that we digested the news this week that 10 years of war with scumbag terrorists is coming to an end. Most of you were busy watching a baseball game while Obama was telling the nation that he'll be drawing down the troop levels in Iraq and Afghanistan. The world of sport has been instrumental in making troops feel like they haven't been forgotten. For years, cheerleaders have been making trips and today seemed like the perfect time for "Cheerleaders & Guns." A look back at what was America's finest arming America's finest. Brings a tear to our eye. JUMP!

Jun 24, 2011Other Sports
D. Wade Not Down With Kanye West Wearing Mavs Hat At Louis Vuitton Show?

D. Wade Not Down With Kanye West Wearing Mavs Hat At Louis Vuitton Show?

It's OFFICIALLY hot - culturally - to hate the Miami Heat when Kanye West wears a Dallas Mavericks "snap back" (as the kids are calling these hats) to a Louis Vuitton show in Paris. It's an even bigger insult when Dwayne Wade is at the same show and both are big supporters of the Louis brand. Here are the two sharing a smile backstage at the Louis show. Notice where that Mavs cap is. No pics of Kanye and Wade together with that hat. Multiple pics - JUMP!

Jun 24, 2011Features
BC’s Kevin The Intern At Dance, Classy Weddings & Jimmer Swag [Daily WTF]

BC’s Kevin The Intern At Dance, Classy Weddings & Jimmer Swag [Daily WTF]

You have no idea how stuffed our email gets with random photos of ridiculous ‘stuff’ that really has no immediate home on Busted Coverage. The solution was to hire an editor who will bring you the best of the best from the inbox. Have a photo for this series? Send it in. If it makes the cut, it’ll be published.

Jun 24, 2011Ring Girls
Miss July 2011 Jessa Hinton: Bisexuality, Beckham’s Junk & MMA [33 Photos]

Miss July 2011 Jessa Hinton: Bisexuality, Beckham’s Junk & MMA [33 Photos]

For the past 6 months, Busted Coverage has been calling Jessa Hinton the "World's Hottest Poker WAG." Like a thoroughbred destroying its competition, Hinton just put ladies hoping to take her title on notice. You're looking at Playboy's Miss July 2011. Jessa took time this week to talk with 5 Questions Editor Joe Student on her sexuality,desire to see what David Beckham is packing and how she likes to shoot guns - JUMP!

Jun 24, 2011Other Sports
BRO: Jim Riggleman Resigns, Gets Hammered, Hits On Hot Chicks! [Photos]

BRO: Jim Riggleman Resigns, Gets Hammered, Hits On Hot Chicks! [Photos]

Former Washington Nationals' manager Jim Riggleman had a career-defining day yesterday. He started the day by telling his boss to fix his contract situation, managed a game, found out his contract was still a mess, quit his job, went to Caddies in Bethesda, Maryland and got wasted. HOLY HELL! JIM, SERIOUSLY, ADOPT US. Wait until you see the live tweeting of Riggs hitting on hot chicks. Biggest bro move since Cuban taking a leak with the Larry. JUMP!

Jun 24, 2011Features
N.Y. Islanders Fan Kills 4 In Phamacy Pain Pill Heist, Fuzz Alleges [Cuff ‘Em]

N.Y. Islanders Fan Kills 4 In Phamacy Pain Pill Heist, Fuzz Alleges [Cuff ‘Em]

The guy you see with the black eyes and cuts all over his face is David Laffer. The woman is his wife, a pain pill addict who needed a fix, police allege, when her husband went into a Long Island pharmacy this week and came out having killed four people in a violent rage. The sports angle to this story? These lovebirds got engaged at a New York Islanders game! Full story and a photo of these two at an Islanders game - JUMP!

Jun 24, 2011Other Sports
Here Is Why NBA Draft Is Complete Garbage [Morning Twitpic]

Here Is Why NBA Draft Is Complete Garbage [Morning Twitpic]

That tall black dude is Bismack Biyombo. Michael Jordan fell in love with him the other night and drafted him. Or so we thought ESPN was telling us. Then we see he's wearing a Sacramento Kings cap in his interview with Mark Jones. Come to find out, the Kings still had rights to the pick, pending an approved NBA trade to the Bobcats. Seriously, NBA. Between names we cannot pronounce and guys wearing the wrong caps, the NBA Draft is a JOKE. It's a complete cluster@#$% &.

Jun 24, 2011Features
Chukwudiebare Maduabum & U.N. Security Council NBA Draft [Burnt Toast]

Chukwudiebare Maduabum & U.N. Security Council NBA Draft [Burnt Toast]

What an NBA Draft that was. Where exactly are all the U.S. basketball players hiding. We have guys with unpronounceable names being drafted and ESPN tells us "this guy has zero offensive abilities." Has David Stern's product officially gone off the deep end with foreign players? It seems that way, if you listen to the Twitter Universe. Peter Burns dives right into the fight and brings back some great reactions from last night. JUMP!

Jun 23, 2011Other Sports
Jan Vesely’s Girlfriend Eva Kodouskova Kisses Her New Meal Ticket [11 Photos]

Jan Vesely’s Girlfriend Eva Kodouskova Kisses Her New Meal Ticket [11 Photos]

UPDATE: Eva Photo Overload! Never heard of Jan Vesely? Same here. But the guy put on a show with his girlfriend after her was selected by Washington with the #6 pick. Who is the blond that started grabbing Jan's hair? Her name is Eva Kodouskova and in true Busted Coverage style, we've traveled the world to dig up some photos of the hottest blond NBA Draft followers have seen in years. Photos - JUMP!

Jun 23, 2011Other Sports
The Dirk Nowitzki Ass Tattoo You’ve Always Wanted [Photo]

The Dirk Nowitzki Ass Tattoo You’ve Always Wanted [Photo]

BC Associate Editor Monty sent us this dispatch: I know it's disappointing, but your plan to be totally original and get a tattoo of Dallas Mavericks' forward and NBA Finals MVP Dirk Nowitzki tattooed on your ass is going to need some work. Someone has already beat you to it. His name is Derek Dilday and he did it because... well, he's a dumbass.

Jun 23, 2011Features
Lindsay Czarniak Is Your New ESPN Anchor [Photos]

Lindsay Czarniak Is Your New ESPN Anchor [Photos]

Sports anchor George Michael once called Lindsay Czarniak “the best hire I’ve ever made.” That hire is now leaving the D.C. market for ESPN. The 33-year-old has been hired, according to the Washington Post, as anchor and host of programs originating from its Bristol, Conn., studios. In other words, you are looking at the new feminine face of SportsCenter. Folks, this is a major hire. It's like ESPN finding their new Katie Couric. Photos - JUMP!

Jun 23, 2011NFL
Tampa Bay Buccaneers Employee Arrested In Child Sex Sting [Photos]

Tampa Bay Buccaneers Employee Arrested In Child Sex Sting [Photos]

BC associate editor Monty sent us this dispatch: I was pretty sure there couldn't be anything funny about a middle-aged dude trying to have sex with a minor, but then I watched this video of now-former Tampa Bay Buccaneers' luxury seat manager Brian C. Weiss, who was arrested Sunday. The 38-year-old Weiss traveled to Clermont, Fla. with the intention of meeting a 14-year-old girl's guardian, who would then allow Weiss to have sex with the girl. Screencaps! JUMP!

Jun 23, 2011Girls
Miss Italy 2005 Edelfa Chiara Masciotta Shows You Tubby Idiots There Is Hope

Miss Italy 2005 Edelfa Chiara Masciotta Shows You Tubby Idiots There Is Hope

This post is 10% about sports and 90% about a dude so far out of his league succeeding in the chick department that it just had to be posted on Busted Coverage. We'd never heard of Edelfa Chiara Masciotta, 2005 Miss Italy. Never heard of Roberto Cenci, her tubby husband. Both truly were foreign to us. But then these beach photos showed up in our inbox and the first thing that came to mind was hope. There really is hope for you tubby idiots out there. More, JUMP!