Welcome to Busted Coverage’s morning feature, aptly called Burnt Toast, written by Fox Sports Radio host Peter Burns. The Twitter revolution is upon us, but tweets get lost, tweets are forgotten and tweets aren’t properly recognized for their value to humanity. That’s where Burns takes over and compiles the best, worst and most important nuggets from the night before. JUMP!
Not since closet crapper Najeh Davenport have we heard about a football player (allegedly) doing anything this crazy. Atlanta Falcons cornerback Christopher Owens, a 2009 draft pick from San Jose State, is being investigated for trashing his ex-girlfriend and baby mama's apartment. Of course she ran off to TMZ bitching and complaining. Sounds fishy to us. Jaded baby mama? Full details of the trashing - JUMP!
• Miss USA is one amazingly attractive babe • Lucy Pinder is simply a natural beauty • Tamara Ecclestone knows how to model lingerie • Alessandra Ambrosio even looks hot in an old swimsuit • Hot pictures of Gillian Jacobs on the beach • 40 pictures of hot girls in yoga pants • South African stunner Lee-Ann Liebenberg gets in FHM • Probably the best gallery of Nelleke Verkaart ever
So the NFL is plenty mad over a Chicago TV station's investigation into the use of players wearing league uniforms while advertising Exxxotica Expo 2011, which as you can guess involved porn stars. This is the same league that won't let bars advertise "Watch the Super Bowl here!" This is the same league that will destroy companies over copyright issues. Well, look what we found. How about the NFL logo itself splattered on a "Lockout Party" ad from this past weekend. And there's more! JUMP!
This report came into BC HQ this afternoon regarding our scheduled interview with Orel Hershiser who's working with Subway and Little League baseball. "Way serious guy. No fun at all." Ahh, but a quick look gives us our moneyshot. Orel says ESPN is totally not a frat house. Yes he did! Five Questions Editor Joe Student's report - JUMP!
The guy wearing the "How's My Dirk Taste" shirt after the Mavs returned to Dallas after winning the NBA Championship has been arrested in Dallas for public intoxication. Surprisingly, DeShawn Stevenson DID NOT party with the rest of the Mavs at Club LIV after Gm 6. He actually played cards & thought about his pregnant wife at home, Dan Steinberg blogs. Full details of how DShaw hasn't slept in days and was arrested last night - JUMP!
The following photos of Cap'n Crunch in the Stanley Cup were buried in the depths of the Internet. They existed before Twitter. Facebook was just a toddler. The pictures are post-Carolina Hurricanes 2006 Stanley Cup victory over the Edmonton Oilers in seven games. We're not big hockey fans and can't say the 2006 Hurricanes bring back any memories so if you know the following guy eating Cap'n Crunch out of the Cup, let us know. One giant bowl of cereal, post drinking at the bar...JUMP!
The Giant Ass was on Leno last night to tell the world how the engagement process went down between her and Kris Humphries (yes, this is our job to track such stupid garbage). That crap bored us to death, but the moneyshot had yet to be dropped. Um, yes, Kim says there will be a prenup which has our hands wringing. Remember yesterday? Yeah, we bought a $22.50 napkin for these millionaires. More Giant Ass pics & Kim's prenup reasoning - JUMP.
In preparation for tomorrow's 2011 U.S. Open Championship being held at Congressional Country Club, Bethesda, Maryland we've linked together 18 holes of public golf pleasure. From Hole #1 to #18, it is some of the most breathtaking or toughest holes you might have never heard of located throughout the country that you can actually pay to play. (We also have a surprise at #18. A diamond-in-the-rough.) Enjoy and get hacking. PHOTOS - JUMP!
Leave it to German newspapers to make the NBA Finals into a race story. Welt Online, one of Germany's largest daily papers, is considered to be a conservative voice of the citizenry. The paper is also now famous within the sports blogosphere as the rag that allowed Peter Schelling to turn Dirk vs. the Heat into Dirk vs. black guys who have tats and "wrinkled faces," as Pete writes. Seriously, this guy will probably never drink for free at Club LIV. More of the racist barrage - JUMP!
Product placement! Gabriel Apodaca is in a little trouble out in Arizona for assault and disorderly conduct (fighting). Details are sketchy, but we do know that Gabs was booked this week for three charges and just happened to be wearing his Jordan jersey. As a bonus, you get the closed blackened eye. For his effort, Mr. Apodaca has landed on the Marciopa County Mug Shots of the Day, just 39 votes out of first place. Full shot of that eye - JUMP!
• Yankees trying to fatten up Kate Upton with this! PHOTOS • TWITTER WAR: Dhani Jones vs. Lamarr Woodley! • HOLY SH$%! Antoine Dodson now looks like this • UM, luckiest mirror ever on Tooshie Tuesday • Strip Dodgeball Bonanza! • Porn star Lisa Ann to be turned into fleshlight • Shaq. Gang members. Sex tape? WTF? • Emma Roberts slapping together some cleav
Now that the NBA Finals are over with it's time for Craig Sager to go on vacation to wherever Craig Sager vacations, but not before some golf with the Atlanta Falcons. The Falcons held their Network of Champions Tournament Monday and had several organizational old timers in town for some golf. There was the traditional dress and then there was Sager doing what Sager does best - choose clothes. Better shot of those shorts - JUMP!
It's been like 5 months since our last search for "USC Song Girls" so it was about time to update you guys on the latest happenings with the sweater puppies. Just happens that we came across a father making this video where the Song Girls are working (yes, you can hire them) a birthday party where the little girls learn from the pros. Pure genius move, bro. Video - JUMP!
• Marcelo gets kicked off Brazil's National Team • Did you know that Afghan men can't jump? • Jennifer Lopez still has a big booty • Blake Lively struts her cuteness • 25 foods that are looking at you • Blonde girl reinforces stereotype • USC player scrutinizes Oregon's Compliance Department • Hilarious hot cam sexting FAIL
There is fantastic trend taking place in Vancouver that has fans going nuts for a certain shirt. It's a Canucks logo shirt that swoops very low on a woman's chest, showing sweet cleavage that is driving men across North America crazy. We sent the new guy, Monty, in search of the best chest shots from Vancouver Canucks chicks. Here is his report. JUMP!