Congratulations, Central Ohio. One of your own is about to blow up on the Internet today as message boarders and The Daily Mail catch wind of Stephanie Robinette and the wedding reception debauchery she exhibited Saturday morning in Delaware, Ohio. Nothing gets the Internet talking like a 30-year-old blond mother who sprays cops with breast milk. As it should. It’s not everyday a woman threatens the fuzz with a stream of baby food.
NBC 4 in Columbus has the i-Team on this case:
The incident occurred early Saturday morning at the Bridgewater Banquet Facility on Sawmill Parkway.
Deputies were summoned by the husband of Stephanie Robinette, 30.
The husband and other witnesses described a domestic dispute that erupted during a wedding celebration at Bridgewater. They said Stephanie had struck her husband and then locked herself in a car.
What happened next was described by the sheriff.
Sheriff Walter L. Davis III said, “When deputies approached the vehicle to speak to Robinette she began yelling profanities and refused to exit the vehicle. When deputies attempted to remove Robinette from the vehicle she advised the deputies that she was a breastfeeding mother and proceeded to remove her right breast from her dress and began spraying deputies and the vehicle with her breast milk. After more deputies arrived on scene they were able to remove Robinette from the vehicle and place her under arrest.”
Please, The Smoking Gun. Please provide the Internet with a dash cam. Our life will be complete.
Run with this, Internet. Can we please get the Taiwanese animators on this?