The Dirk Nowitzki Ass Tattoo You’ve Always Wanted [Photo]

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I know it’s disappointing, but your plan to be totally original and get a tattoo of Dallas Mavericks’ forward and NBA Finals MVP Dirk Nowitzki tattooed on your ass is going to need some work.

Someone has already beat you to it. His name is Derek Dilday and he did it because… well, he’s a dumbass.

Once they got to the Finals, especially against the Miami Heat, I may have got a little too excited and posted on Facebook that I would get Dirk’s face tatted on my ass if they won it all. I got quite a few comments back from friends, so I knew that if they did win it all I would kind of have to do it. When Dirk lifted the Larry O’Brien and the MVP trophy it was the greatest sports moment of my life. I sports-cried, called a high school friend that does tattoos and have been on a Dallas Mavericks championship high ever since. Now I realize that I will be sitting on a big German man’s face for the rest of my life.

We’re glad you realized that after you got another man’s face tattooed on your ass.

As for the big German himself, even he thought it was a little weird, saying, “Wow. This is aggressive,” via Twitter.

[Why I Got This Tattoo of Dirk Nowitzki On My Ass (As If It's Not Obvious)]

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